He's referencing Patrice's favorite awful Keanu Reeves scene of all time. When Sandra Bullock plows the bus into a baby stroller being pushed across the street by someone and she starts screaming hysterically but Keanu looks in the mirror and sees it was just filled with a homeless persons cans and no baby. CAAAAHNS! It was full of CAAAHNS!
Yeah, I haven't actually memorized all the lines from that shitty movie. Just the lines from the parts my favorite dead comedians have forced me to commit to memory.
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n/a DaveNone 2017-04-05
Hmm the bus driver from Speed is Sam's real father. It all makes sense now.
n/a doxxbrown 2017-04-05
Hopefully Mr. Roberts drops it down to 49 mph.
n/a dankfranklin 2017-04-05
Wow, Sam has lost a shitload of hair since that pic, and it was probably less than two years ago.
n/a languishinvagaries 2017-04-05
he's also raising his puppet-brows here which makes it look smaller
n/a MilesDavisRose 2017-04-05
Irony is character in Speed is Sam
n/a ice_cu 2017-04-05
Cahns. Cahnns. There was no baby, it was full of cahns.
n/a schmuckOnWheels 2017-04-05
I don't know you mahn...Whatever you did, I'm sure your sorry
n/a Skip_Skipperson 2017-04-05
He's referencing Patrice's favorite awful Keanu Reeves scene of all time. When Sandra Bullock plows the bus into a baby stroller being pushed across the street by someone and she starts screaming hysterically but Keanu looks in the mirror and sees it was just filled with a homeless persons cans and no baby. CAAAAHNS! It was full of CAAAHNS!
n/a Destination_Jeffrey 2017-04-05
Yeah he gets it. He's quoting speed as well.
n/a EricHitchmo 2017-04-05
He gets it, he's laughing
n/a Skip_Skipperson 2017-04-05
Yeah, I haven't actually memorized all the lines from that shitty movie. Just the lines from the parts my favorite dead comedians have forced me to commit to memory.
n/a ihaveaholeinmyass 2017-04-05
oooof
n/a Jackatard 2017-04-05
All Sams look alike.