Long-lost relatives?

23  2017-04-05 by schmuckOnWheels

13 comments

Hmm the bus driver from Speed is Sam's real father. It all makes sense now.

Hopefully Mr. Roberts drops it down to 49 mph.

Wow, Sam has lost a shitload of hair since that pic, and it was probably less than two years ago.

he's also raising his puppet-brows here which makes it look smaller

Irony is character in Speed is Sam

Cahns. Cahnns. There was no baby, it was full of cahns.

I don't know you mahn...Whatever you did, I'm sure your sorry

He's referencing Patrice's favorite awful Keanu Reeves scene of all time. When Sandra Bullock plows the bus into a baby stroller being pushed across the street by someone and she starts screaming hysterically but Keanu looks in the mirror and sees it was just filled with a homeless persons cans and no baby. CAAAAHNS! It was full of CAAAHNS!

Yeah he gets it. He's quoting speed as well.

He gets it, he's laughing

Yeah, I haven't actually memorized all the lines from that shitty movie. Just the lines from the parts my favorite dead comedians have forced me to commit to memory.

oooof

All Sams look alike.