Attention Sam Roberts: Stop being a wrestling faggot.

101  2017-04-05 by schmuckOnWheels

Any man who likes WWE over the age of 13 is probably legitimately retarded or a closeted homosexual. No one gives a horse's patoot about any of this wrestling nonsense. I'm this close to deleting Fraction Talk from my favorites!

94 comments

Even kids younger than 13 think wrestling is gay because they have videogames

In fact, I'd say most wrestling fans these days are manchildren in their 30's

All my nephews who appear to be growing up normally are into sports, cartoons and video games. The other three are fat weaklings, they cry way too much at the slightest adversity, they're easily the dumbest three among them, and they fucking love wrestling more than anything else in the world.

lol i remmeber you being a whinny faggot on this sub, you are no tough man fella

Do ya?

Hunter_Cumia is easily my most hated member of this sub. I remember when you were an Ant apologist, you probably still have a compound media subscription.

Hopefully you crash your big rig into a ditch.

dont even know if you drive a truck for a living, but you bascially represent that whole OnA fan demographic to me. Country hayseed who has no capacity to say something funny even though you're comments are try hard as fuck. You remind me of a shitty ona caller with a dumb hick accent that drags the show down.

Cucktard libfag! #BarronTrump2040

That's one of my greatest hit

I also have a rebar subscription

Whinny the Poor or sumpthin do you 'remeber' dat?

Wrestling is the new D&D. Video games render it obsolete, unless you just willfully prefer being a faggot.

Demographics released by WWE show that 0-20 age range isnt even 20 percent of the audience. 25-54 year old males are. The median age of a wrestling fan is in the 30s. Its the same for a lot of nerdy things, like comic books. You'd think it would be little kids buying it pr getting their parents to buy it but the average comic book buyer is about 30, too.

Sam is beyond a wrestling fan tho. He collects wrestling dolls and organizes them by degree of homosexuality. He had to move his dolls and other crap to his parents' place because his embarrassed wife needed more room for their new kid. He said he goes to his parents' place once a week to arrange his dolls to keep up with changes in the storyline. He plays with his dolls while mommy pampers him with fingerfood for children. Sam is beyond full homo for wrestling.

Those are rassslin puppets with no strings, sir.

In fairness to Sam, his fandom did legitimately get him a paid gig at the WWE, so if there were ever a time for him to hijack he show with wrestling, it's now.

If I could get paid to suck off horses, I'd make it more than a hobby.

Fairness to Sam? Sam is a horrible co-host for Jimmy on top of the wrestling bullshit.

Classic heel promo.

Fraction talk tsssstt divide and conquer idk ttssssst

I like wrestling..... Oh wait I forgot I like big white cocks in my ass.

A lifetime of being ignored, beat up or viciously mocked over his gay hobby/doll collection; but yeah, maybe this thread is going to finally change him.

Adults who were into WWF (I still call it WWF) in the 90s were weirdo dumbass creepers. This was 20 years ago.

It's the constant interviews that bug me most of all. There's a way to do an entertaining wrestling interview. It's called a shoot, and it's essentially done with the subject has nothing left to lose in the business and is willing to burn bridges and spill secrets.

The problem with current WWE wrestlers and other assorted on-air talent is that they have plenty to lose, specifically their cushy jobs. The people Sam brings on, I like a hell of a lot of them as wrestlers, but even as a wrestling superfan the format bores the shit out of me because I know that absolutely zero risks will be taken in the interview. Can't really blame the wrestlers either - don't fuck up a good thing by coming on a declining radio show to talk shit about your co-workers. When one controversial comment can derail your push, the smartest move is to stay safe.

It's entirely on Sam and the show to think that the audience would rather hear safe interviews with wrestlers he admires than bringing on Chip girl for an hour and giving her the ol Bobo/Di/Patti treatment. What the audience wants to hear is pushed aside for what Sam wants to do.

I miss Iron Sheik calling all of his old co-workers faggots. Why hasn't Sam brought him on and gotten him drunk and wound up about things that happened 30 years ago?

Constant? How many wrestling interviews have they done in the eight months that Jim & Sam have been on? 4, maybe?

Well, two today, and "Charlotte" was a couple weeks ago. So that's three in the last month. Four if you count that the first interview today featured two guests.

I'm sure there were plenty more in the previous 7 months but the point is, it's already too much.

There were two more last Friday.

Xpac has also co hosted the fucking show at least once, that bore of a girl Kathy who has some ties to the wwe hosted once or more also.

OP is a jobber, confirmed.

That's his whole gimmick...yeah I know it's for kids, so what? I'm an adult"

FUCKIN BOO. I went to the archive after they announced this mornings guests.

You post on a subreddit of a show that has been canceled for close to three years at this point and was sub par for the past two before that.

More like... Jack Subpar.

He's spending way too much time on this. He's already got a fucking wrestling podcast, stop subjecting the O&J audience to hours of this wrestling bullshit. This is going on 2-3 days in a row now.

You're killing your father, Larry.

And a good day to you, sir!

ON A PERSONAL LEVEL, REALLY ENORMOUS FANS.

Bulk of the series, Dude.

All but one man died there at Bitter Creek.

O&J?

Is this your homework, Larry?

This is pointless.

"my favorites"! Ew.

I was using the internet at my local library to print out some tax forms yesterday. This thiry something retard female and her handler come in and sit right next to me even tho i was the only one using the 15 computers there. They go on youtube and start watching wrestle mania clips. They watch the Hardy boys clip and this beast starts going nuts. I'm not a monster so i just sorta laugh it off. Then i peak over at the screen and see normal 30 year old men in the audience having the exact same reaction. Sam please kill yourself but take tits out first.

what kind of a retarded bum use a public computer? wtf is this 1980?

Dont have a printer. But oddly i am like the opster and like to people watch.

You sick voyer...have an upboat.

printers are $50.

Using a computer at a library is free. Free > $50. Go back to elementary school.

but when you make $200,000 per year going to the library is for fags.

Unlike most on this sub i read books so i'm there a couple times a week. Why by a printer to use it once a year? Try harder edgemaster.

Next time you're "printing", head to the most isolated bathroom at the library and sit in the farthest toilet stall from the door. You will quickly learn that the library is for fags.

I'm not setting at the farthest stall!!!!Thanks for the tip sir!

Funny story from the same day. Had food poisoning over the weekend and thought i was done with the shit/barf fest, But when leaving the library i had a rumblegut attack. Went into the last stall cause its a handicap stall and being a fatass i need all the room i can get, but i would take a bj if offered. Sitting there just having after effects gassy farts for about 10mins. Hear someone walk in and just say "oh my god" and walk out.

What a charmer.

You said it was a funny story, you fucking liar

Here's bonus coverage. Walk out of the bathroom and see a 12 year old in the lobby that makes eye contact with me and we both just know.

Did you get some of that free food too

Free good>1$ mcmuffin huh

Books for free vs $30 bucks at the book store. Add it up

Unlike most on this sub i read books

We have already established that you're a big faggot.

But people are there.

50$=50 mcmuffin=50 days of diet=poor folks want that obamaprinter

Oof

1980?!

1980!?

My dad was Nick Carpinelli from PFG TV.

1980?!?!

His wrestling obsession is clearly not going away any time soon, so I think the best thing that could happen at this point is that Vince offers him some sort of full time gig and he leaves the radio show so Jim can find a new cohost. I don't hate Sam, but he continues to wear on me and I hope we're not stuck with him for the foreseeable future.

This is inline with my theory:

Sam knows the morning show is shit and thinks SXM will eventually realize this and cancel the show. Sam is doing everything possible to push the WWE so he can beg Vince for a job once given the boot by SXM.

It's certainly not for lack of trying to work for them. But where's the upside for WWE? He looks like a balding chimp with no upper lip, his voice and cadence are reminiscent of a teenage valley girl's, and his snarkiness will get on everyone's nerves within a week.

He looks like their typical fan with disposable income.

YEEEESSSSSSSSS

So done with this garbage being shoehorned into a suposed comedy show. Laughing at Jim taking shots at Ian and that Zionist shill guy was the hardest I've laughed at the show in a WHILE, and it was still mostly because of how awkward the tone was. Ian and Dr. Jew sure came in hard with their little tolerance agenda "muh gravestones". Those old shys probably pushed them over themselves to buy sympathy.

I watch rasslin...but I would never bother people that don't give a shit about it. You could see it on Sam's face at Wrestlemania about how he couldn't wait to tell everyone about it...

u/NotSamWasTaken, comment?

U/maynardsabeast

its actually enraging. i try to like the show but every fucking time i listen its some dog shit rasslin' talk FUCK THAT!

The funny thing is they're promo-ing stuff that doesn't broadly appeal to wrestling fans. Total Bella's and AJ Lee's biography.

and same to Jim Norton, minus the wrestling

The funny part is that he's going to lose his wife over his obsession with professional wrestling. The sad part is that it'll take his wife 10 more years of this before she'll do it.

If she was smart she would divorce him now. There is no way he will still have a high paying job at SXM in 10 years. Divorce him now, take half of what he is currently making and force him to pay that amount for 18 years.

Clearly she's ok with it, it's not like he just started this shit. She knew what she was getting into.

Go listen to Ellis with this "wrestling is fake" shit.

The only real entertainment from WWE was the Benoit story line. Helluva ending too. Kudos to the writers.

Attention J&S listeners: it was time to stop 2 months ago.

As soon as ANYTHING wrestling related is brought up, the dial is turned off, like clockwork.

but it's the only thing he has going for him.. and now with redeye gone? he's even more irrelevant

I dunno, i don't really mind it. They arent doing ketchup tasting challenges. So thats good

I could accept the odd wrestling guest every few weeks; I could skip that show and enjoy the rest. But this Wrestlemania commentary has been going on for days now. It's just the fucking worst.

I rather hear that mullato talk about wrestling with the boys commenting on it than hear NORTON or Low Rogan talk about UFC

Please, for the love of God. NO MORE u/jimnorton

SAM ROBERTS LIKES:

Goofy Kids Sneakers

Chicken Tendies

Fag Wrestling

Elderly Hack Comedians with AIDS

STOP BEING THAT, CUNT WHORE SLUT, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

I am a fan of wrestling and Sam is overbearing and embarrassing. I feel terrible that people see Sam and what he likes, and think that that is the entirety of what I like about it. It's shameful.

Uh-oh, WE'RE SCREWED.

To be fair they're starting to give him work now. It's fine if it ends up in a paycheck.

My cousin is a 28 year old wrestling fan and also a flaming queen. OPs hypothesis xhecks out.

I watch wrestling. I'ts like any other shit show you'd watch on tv for entertainment, but I'm not a fucking ghoul like Sam. I have sex, a normal hairline, drink whiskey, play hockey ,and own tools. I think the nerdy neckbeard rassling fan stererotype is hilarious. I dont listen to J&S either, but i can see how his autism toward the subject could be annoying to civilians

Wrestling was good up until about 1994, then it jumped the shark.

All my nephews who appear to be growing up normally are into sports, cartoons and video games. The other three are fat weaklings, they cry way too much at the slightest adversity, they're easily the dumbest three among them, and they fucking love wrestling more than anything else in the world.

Well, two today, and "Charlotte" was a couple weeks ago. So that's three in the last month. Four if you count that the first interview today featured two guests.

I'm sure there were plenty more in the previous 7 months but the point is, it's already too much.

Demographics released by WWE show that 0-20 age range isnt even 20 percent of the audience. 25-54 year old males are. The median age of a wrestling fan is in the 30s. Its the same for a lot of nerdy things, like comic books. You'd think it would be little kids buying it pr getting their parents to buy it but the average comic book buyer is about 30, too.

Using a computer at a library is free. Free > $50. Go back to elementary school.

50$=50 mcmuffin=50 days of diet=poor folks want that obamaprinter

"my favorites"! Ew.

Those are rassslin puppets with no strings, sir.

In fairness to Sam, his fandom did legitimately get him a paid gig at the WWE, so if there were ever a time for him to hijack he show with wrestling, it's now.