What did Dave Attell do wrong?

15  2017-04-05 by SkippinTurtles

He's easily as funny as Chappelle and CK. They make millions.

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He looks like a terrorist. People are only so progressive.

He's not the right type of ((( comedian )))

He is a Jew

you shut your mouth

I'm sorry, I think (((they))) have finally got to me and poisoned me. I have a 101 degree fever and am shitting water currently.

If I don't make it, please remember me on how I once was. Racist, bitter and not very funny.

In lieu of flowers please donate gold to /u/I_hate_knickers

hes aggressive. He once saw a white girl with a black guy and implicated she had to, "go out and get her self a pickaninny" hes a drunk too

I am pretty sure he quit drinking a few years ago.

ahhh what do I know? Just a regular guy with regular opinions. Go to work, go to bed. Thats my day

The problem you have is, you're not getting enough buttered rolls.

He hasn't done anything wrong. The vast majority of people are retards and happy to mindlessly listen to Fat Amy and her ilk.

Missing "sheeple" or "blue pill"

He didn't want to be big like they did. He's closer to Stanhope where all he wanted was a cult following where he could earn a living and have a good time.

He seems like a really nice guy too. Maybe CK and Chappelle are a little more cutthroat and businesslike

It's probably why his writing gig on SNL only lasted a year.

I don't think Chappelle or CK stepped on anybody to make it. But they both wanted to be famous (although Chappelle quickly regretted it) and Attell never tried to be the #1 guy in comedy. At the peak of his fame with Insomniac he was touring with comics as popular or more popular than he was (Lewis Black and Mitch Hedberg on one and had Dane Cook co-headline on another) while most people would have picked an unknown young opener to make it a showcase for themselves.

Ron Funches

are you 15?

Dave Attell was huge in the late 90's / early 2000s when insomniac was on the air.

Yes he was fat but that doesn't take away from his self worth.

I think huge is going a bit far.

He was never "huge." Let's not get crazy. He was definitely more popular, but that was mostly because of Insomniac and not his actual material.

Who would do dat, should I eat ketchup and watch the tv too?

He sucks at marketing himself. He always poor mouths himself and he's made terrible career choices. Dave's Old Porn? Fun show but that kind of choice limits your marketability. Maybe he doesn't care, but sometimes it seems like he does care. He's funnier than all of them though.

As funny? He's funnier than both of those guys. I've seen him kill every room almost a dozen times. I'VE SEEN IT!!

its insane to me how little specials he has done. Hell, he only ever released one CD.

It's annoying actually. The guy probably should have done 3/4 specials since then easily.

the best comedians aren't recognized til they're dead

I've never seen him live, but I don't think his standup is that great. Judging by his last special he's right where he should be. I'd guess he's better live in a small club.

Better question: Why is there no Insomniac reruns or merchandise.

He probably makes enough off stand-up and residuals from small movie and show parts.

Stern asked him this once and his response was that he solely focused on writing good jokes. He never tried to push any kind of agenda like Big Amy or took a serious stance on anything in his act.

Simple, he can't dunk and he's useless in the paint.

He blabbed! He blabbed about Mars!

he didn't dumb down to the stupid masses, & he didn't care about how he looked. Substance over style, BRAVO!