Bob Kelly caught attempting to have intercourse with a sink at Laguardia today (aftermath)

6  2017-04-04 by Thizzordie010

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He's straight out of casting of angry fat American in every shitty nineties kids movie

I assume you're not American Denny? This guy is that annoying slob in front of you when you just wanna prepay $20 on pump 6 at a gas station (trying to get a few litres of petrol) and you're in a hurry, he's casually picking out scratch-offs one by one as a line forms behind him. A guy like him is probably how the rest of the world sees all Americans, but trust me, most of us hate him too.

TSS a gas station? I got gas coming out my butt

Tsss Pet Trol? What on his fuckin' peckah?

The angry voice-crack is always my personal favorite, because it always ruins whatever point you were trying to make

if pat moonachie and bobo had a kid

Bobo's daddy.