and now back to The Last Professional Broadcaster, Stammerin' Sammy Roberts. Sam?

20  2017-04-03 by mcb84

26 comments

are those little horns growing out of his head?

It was a rough night for Sam. He made Todd Pettengill look like Howard Cosell

Meh, dis is Halfbreed McFlubs-Hislines, put da manager on tough guy!

WHAT'S YOUR FUNNY NAME?!

The bronx is burning ladies and gentlemen.

This is so embarrassing. Not the slight flub but a grown man and father pretending its real

It's a miracle his hair didn't blow away like dandelion seeds.

This really made me laugh.

Thank you for your service

What kind of life must you have to excitedly cheer an ugly half breed at a fake event?

That hair is a crime against eyesight.

Tits and cum breath did a better job hosting Vinces gay football parties.

How can anyone have a straight face doing that shit.Horrendous.

I like Sam, but he makes it so fucking hard sometimes. Look at him dressed up in big boy clothes living his stupid, stupid dream.

Getting paychecks from two billion dollar companies? Not really that stupid.

Janitors and concession workers draw paychecks from billion dollar companies too... the companies being worth a lot doesn't mean much if you aren't getting a fair chunk of that money.

That's a fair point

He did less than one minute in the pre-show. He's not on track to be the next Michael Cole.

Hes so odd looking

that wind don't give a fuck, huh?

He thinks his role is important yet this monkey is only being used as a prop to entertain. It makes me so happy.

I don't know you guys, I thought he done a neat job.

He's more forehead than man now.

Did Big A transition into a woman?

Lets go check in with ssssssssssssssSam Robertssssss and sssssseeee what he's up to at the Sssssssssitrus Bowl.

Sam's hair looks like the inflatables outside of the carwash.

JUST SHAVE IT YOU MONSTROSITY

Meh, dis is Halfbreed McFlubs-Hislines, put da manager on tough guy!

The bronx is burning ladies and gentlemen.