Black kid is like "what the fuck is this?"

"Dad?"

Rushmore

It's good for sam that about the only place his ugly mug ever gets on TV is through wrestling being that they love characters. He'd be done if he was trying to host a normal show in tv, like Jimmy wants to

It's why Joe Rogan is so involved in UFC. He's a living character of a chimp-human hybrid

He's a living character of a chimp-human chimp-hobbit hybrid

The title should read "A face made for gloryholes", or somthing. Am I correct, my fine fellows?

He looks like a ventriloquist dummy

Well he's already got half of that down.

Aww he's brought his kid to work.

His wife's kid, you mean

Why does he look like that? I don't remember him being so horrifically ugly 7,8 years ago

What did they give him again while he was developing to ensure he wouldn't be 5'0"? Was it just HGH or was it a couple things. Anyway that shit appears to have consequences.

HGH will definitely warp your head. Look at pictures of Barry Bonds on the Pirates and then on the Giants when he got jacked up.

i believe it was hgh and testosterone before his growth plates closed. pretty much vials of "become a man" elixir.

His receding hairline really brings out the contrast of his young and old features on top of his already mixed race awfulness.

-he has the balding pattern of an irishman with some kind of weird negro jew horror show on top of it -caveman skull on a little boy body. -he has a tiny frame but yet somehow he's still fat. his face is puffed up like an alcoholic except he doesn't ever drink.

What the fuck is going on with his hairline?

Dude look like he transitioning into a cone head tho

He hasn't fully evolved to homo sapien.

Not that I don't think Sam looks like a troglodyte, I do, its unnerving. But it is a face made for cartoony ass WWE.

I hope Jess gives him the same ending

Someone get in touch with Andy Dick

Sam the Unfrozen Caveman is an excellent wrestling character. He would be constantly getting his ass kicked and utilizing immoral cave tactics like fighting dirty

wrong that guy actually had a nice head of hair

This... humor that you speak of... it scares and confuses me.

History has a strange way of repeating itself

Hopefully the history of Chris Benoit repeats itself.

In that Sam murders his wife and yound child before killing himself.

glad you elaborated i was completely lost

He'd have to own and be able to lift weights, so don't hold your breath

I'm your host, "Mean" Gene Deformity...

The black kid is naturally perplexed.

He has a reverse widow's peak.

Wenger Out lol

Lol its everywhere

https://goo.gl/images/MWwQMQ

https://imgur.com/gallery/L1El9

Sam has the wrists and hands of a child.

Dis nigga in the lollypop guild n shit

he looks perfect to host commercial bumpers between mid-90s saturday morning cartoons.

Sideshow Bob.

Look at all those doctors and engineers behind him.

A face made for radio and a voice made for silent films.

And a diet made for toddlers.

And genes made from nigger cum

He looks like he should be in Mission Control during a rocket launch

All you can see is forehead if even if you try to ignore it

He's hairline is pretty much to the back of his head and he's still clinging on.

1. His dream came true.

2. He looks astonishingly terrible doing it.

A haircut made for the morgue

Sometimes Sam looks like the result of if Art Garfunkel had gotten raped and inseminated by one of the cavemen guys from that old Geico ad (you don't know which one because they both blasted in ol funkel's hole).

Art would do this willingly

All the HGH he took as a child lodge itself in his forehead.

I wonder who had to tie his tie for him

He likely got that tuxedo from a place that rents them for proms, so it's a clip-on

You think he had to rent his own tux to go on tv?

I hope he rented it himself and he doesn't get reimbursed for it

I look at some of my single friends with jobs paying them more than 45k a year and decent / normal looks and think how the fuck they can't find a girl, but mongoloids like primetime Sam Roberts can.

He's got that HGH dick

Going bald doesn't mean your career is over. They do great things with hair plugs these days. Look at Ben Affleck, John Travolta, Steve Carell. Hell even look at superstar A-lister Anthony Cumia.

Maybe take that last one off the list if you're trying to plug the Bosley system.

What I love about this is that this is the kind of gig that opie has chased his entire career (only catching brief glimpses of it every decade).

The two kids are clearly laughing at this tuxedoed toilet mongoloid.

he's not going to make it to 2020 at this rate...

Vince must fucking despise him.

Virgil Jr getting ready to attack

Sam Roberts is 'ugly in a WWE crowd' ugly

Did sam age 15 years in 2?

/r/Fiveheads

His face is only half as annoying as his voice. He must of screwed a lot of people over to get where he is.. Yikes

We found Richard Simmons!

Do the WWE people need to constantly remind the audience that Sam works really hard so as to justify why this hideous failed science experiment is mush mouthing his way through a promo?

Hopefully the history of Chris Benoit repeats itself.

In that Sam murders his wife and yound child before killing himself.

HGH will definitely warp your head. Look at pictures of Barry Bonds on the Pirates and then on the Giants when he got jacked up.

He likely got that tuxedo from a place that rents them for proms, so it's a clip-on

i believe it was hgh and testosterone before his growth plates closed. pretty much vials of "become a man" elixir.