Ant should date this girl. Seems perfect.

28  2017-04-02 by [deleted]

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I bet she would let you butt fuck her for an oxy.

Maybe an OxyClean cuz she's so fawkin dirty or sumpthin

Tsss yahh she's a real fawwwkinnn oxyMORON

Double wash cycles, cawk sucka.

There's no evidence at all that she's addicted to narcotics. I think you're reaching for comedy-sake.

Possible

Who wouldn't?

I don't see a dick on her so she's not his type.

"I live in Las Vegas, I'm far from a redneck"... Maybe not a redneck, but pretty much everything about Las Vegas is extremely white-trash. I'm not even knocking it, but Vegas isn't exactly known for it's "class".

Vegas is like the Holy Land for rednecks. Just as all Muslims are called to the Hajj in Mecca once in their lifetime, the rednecks are called to Vegas. The MGM Grand is like their Kaaba.

If you think the mgm is bad, you should take a stroll through circus circus

Oh I'm sure. I was going for the idea the the MGM kind of looks like the Kaaba.

Circus Circus is owned by MGM.

Vegas is a melting pot of fuck ups. Trash from all over the country (mostly from california) move to vegas thinking they'll easily find a job and get their shit together. They dont. They usually leave after a few years. It's a very transient city

Are you a Vegas native? I'm honestly curious, because I've met a few people (like 3) who actually grew up there, and a bunch who've lived there and bailed, and it's a fascinating culture to me.

My grandparents on both sides moved to vegas in the early 50's. Parents were born there, i was born there. Oddly enough, it was run by mormons for the longest time.

Thanks for your reply. Early 50's was early for Vegas. In that sense your grandparents were pioneers.

I know a bit about Mormonism in Nevada, but it seems like there's a massive divide between the city and state in NV.

Definitely. Vegas is essentially LA pt2 (or at least it tries to be). The rest of the state is much more conservative and rural. I think florida and nevada are the only two states where you hafta travel north to find a southern/redneck accent

There's a place in Florida called Yee-Haw Junction. Let that sink in.

Sounds about right

I live in Vegas. Every girl is like that. They are pieces of fucking shit. I would rather castrate myself than live with the average Vegas whore for the rest of my life. I don't even talk to women anymore. I wish I was gay.

"I wish I was gay"

Take a test drive.

Who says I haven't

Didn't take to it? It's still probably preferable to this screaming maniac.

It's like beer. Nobody likes it at first but you aquire a taste for it.

Mail order bride, friend. Look into it. You'll be surprised how affordable it is.

Can't trust em

They just end up divorcing you to be with Johnny Depp.

Las Vegas is Florida with slot machines.

The airport is the saddest place I've ever been to, and I've passed through Gary, IN.

and Mexicans

sexual abuse survivor suffering from drug addiction

That sucks, sorry man.

I just wish Patrice was alive and this chick was somehow on the show (with her shitty attitude and all). He would have destroyed her.

I wish Patrice was alive just so I would never have to see "I wish Patrice was alive so"

Nobody gives a fuck.

I wish Patrice was alive so I could hear him say exactly what I totally know he would say since he could do no wrong.

I wish Patrice was alive.

meth mouth

Too old.

Her tummy hurts.

"I support 4 fuckin' people, my entire family at 19 years old BITCH. You think I've been fucking myself for money just for the shits and giggs."

HAHAHA bitch gotta nigga's ribs hurtin' today.

my entire family at 19 years old

I'll venture a wild guess that she doesn't mean brothers and sisters. Well, maybe one brother.

Really? I can't see her dick.

k fuck this im goin 100% milf, not touchin anyone under 40 ever again, these broads are sick and gross.

Not his type. She doesn't have a dick.

Does she end up fucking herself or what?

Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey.

this was surprisingly entertaining

Before you even hear her speak , you can tell she's a fuck up just by seeing those lines tattooed on her torso. I dont have any tattoos, but i can understand getting a portrait or other picture. When done by a talented artist those kind of tattoos are real art and your skin is the canvas, but getting a bunch of words permanently marked into your body is basically turning your skin into a post-it note. You know it's some insipid quote or poem that she thinks is deep and inspirational. I loved when she was bragging about her ''life skills''. Yeah, that volleyball and wrestling sure helped you become a raging success. Being a cam girl is kind of sad, but failing at being a cam girl is about as low as you before you're blowing homeless guys for beer money.

Has anyone found other videos of her, where she actually gets naked and does a dildo FUCK show? Because I still want to see her naked.

She's real sexy. Her hands look bitable.

This chick is hilarious

I'd love to degrade this whore but she's already an f.

Vegas is like the Holy Land for rednecks. Just as all Muslims are called to the Hajj in Mecca once in their lifetime, the rednecks are called to Vegas. The MGM Grand is like their Kaaba.

Vegas is a melting pot of fuck ups. Trash from all over the country (mostly from california) move to vegas thinking they'll easily find a job and get their shit together. They dont. They usually leave after a few years. It's a very transient city

I live in Vegas. Every girl is like that. They are pieces of fucking shit. I would rather castrate myself than live with the average Vegas whore for the rest of my life. I don't even talk to women anymore. I wish I was gay.

Las Vegas is Florida with slot machines.

Oh I'm sure. I was going for the idea the the MGM kind of looks like the Kaaba.

Can't trust em

They just end up divorcing you to be with Johnny Depp.

Circus Circus is owned by MGM.