I saw him for 5 seconds on the nxt preshow and aside from being infuriating he royally fucked up what he was saying bad enough to totally throw the guy he was talking to while they were trying to toss it to the main show bumper.
He's known as a podcaster independently of being on sirius, and he's done some stuff like announcing on independent promotions in jersey. As far as wrestling podcasters go he's pretty middle of the pack but he's done stuff for the wwe website and wwe started bringing in podcasters to work their pre shows, he's one of them that they rotate.
He is knowledgeable and when I've heard his podcast its ok, but its sam in broadcaster mode thats terrible- he's trying to be goofy and big because thats how you get a better job, and he's competing with ex wrestlers who have exaggerated personalities. He was talking to a guy who has only been doing commentary full time for a few months so sams complete flub also totally fucked the guy who had to make a point then throw to a transition, which was pretty advanced for the guy's skill level.
Its embarrassing at this point. It's finished. He couldn't possibly look any weirder if he bit the bullet and shaved it all off. He won't though, because he thinks his Krusty the Clown jewfro is part of his "brand." He isn't important or famous enough to actually have a brand.
Wish I was a fly on Sam's mirror viewing his 10 minutes every morning pushing those fragile curls forward on top of his head to cover an inch of skull.
He's only balding because he worked so hard at radio, guys!
It has nothing to do with the testosterone he was force fed from a young age, or the fact that he only eats chicken tenders and french fries instead of vegetables.
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n/a bonniesretardsister 2017-04-02
Sam probably thinks he looks cool as fuck here.
n/a PhilipMarma 2017-04-02
I'm sure he thinks he looks cool here, but I don't think gash is on his mind. Not that he's gay, but more of an asexual.
n/a groaner123456 2017-04-02
no he's definitely gay
n/a PhilipMarma 2017-04-02
Yeah, I guess you're right.
n/a Motorboat_Jones 2017-04-02
Any man who prefers the company of men in tiny little panties who wrassle around with other men in panties is certainly gay. Not judging.
n/a ApprilFells 2017-04-02
He looks like a primate more & more every day.
n/a McGowan9 2017-04-02
Sam "Monkey Features" Roberts.
n/a DamonTyler 2017-04-02
Sam 'Porch Monkey' Roberts
n/a JPZA88 2017-04-02
That top lip and brow bone combination is primitive.
n/a cardaderdention 2017-04-02
what a corporate whore
n/a mikestl1988 2017-04-02
He'd be a great fit for the WWE he never criticizes the nefarious activities they have done/do
n/a bonniesretardsister 2017-04-02
But yet Nancy Grace says "You know, you probably shouldn't take steroids" and he's angrier than if you raped his mother.
"ULTIMATE WARRIOR WAS A GOOD, GOD FEARING MAN AND HIS HEART ATTACK HAD ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO WITH TAKING STEROIDS 30 YEARS YOU CUNT!"
n/a SWIMsfriend 2017-04-02
that Nancy, always the voice of reason
n/a iWhereSchortSchorts 2017-04-02
"Eat your vegetables so you don't grow up to look like that."
n/a Billyassman 2017-04-02
How many times do I have to tell you,that's a no good half wit,half breed,child molesting faggot.
n/a dav3j 2017-04-02
A lifetime of eating nothing but chicken tendies and pop tarts. Now shut up and eat your vegetables, unless you want to look like a Neanderthal.
n/a aprosbro 2017-04-02
I saw him for 5 seconds on the nxt preshow and aside from being infuriating he royally fucked up what he was saying bad enough to totally throw the guy he was talking to while they were trying to toss it to the main show bumper.
n/a PhilipMarma 2017-04-02
I don't know anything about wrestling, but I assumed Sam was knowledgeable and respected in those circles. Is that not the case?
n/a Motorboat_Jones 2017-04-02
He doesn't even do a Dusty Rhodes impression. Who the hell respects that?
n/a aprosbro 2017-04-02
He's known as a podcaster independently of being on sirius, and he's done some stuff like announcing on independent promotions in jersey. As far as wrestling podcasters go he's pretty middle of the pack but he's done stuff for the wwe website and wwe started bringing in podcasters to work their pre shows, he's one of them that they rotate.
He is knowledgeable and when I've heard his podcast its ok, but its sam in broadcaster mode thats terrible- he's trying to be goofy and big because thats how you get a better job, and he's competing with ex wrestlers who have exaggerated personalities. He was talking to a guy who has only been doing commentary full time for a few months so sams complete flub also totally fucked the guy who had to make a point then throw to a transition, which was pretty advanced for the guy's skill level.
n/a breadmoccasin 2017-04-02
He looks like the fucking Happy Merchant meme.
n/a NihilistKnight 2017-04-02
Sam "Homo Australopithecus" Roberts
n/a OldWestGunslinger 2017-04-02
Because Sam was supposed to be short but mommy and daddy gave him roids. Sam was meant to be 5"4 at most.
n/a mcb84 2017-04-02
He went from looking like a black to looking like an old jew so gradually i didnt even notice
n/a suchanjv 2017-04-02
He looks like a pedophile clown.
n/a BamMargeraOfficial 2017-04-02
This is what happens when your father keeps his jar of HGH in the kitchen right next to sugar.
n/a Xx9mmParabellumxX 2017-04-02
"Honey this is why mommy always says that the dark people and white people shouldn't mix."
n/a maloonigans 2017-04-02
Really clinging to the last of the hair
n/a McGowan9 2017-04-02
Its embarrassing at this point. It's finished. He couldn't possibly look any weirder if he bit the bullet and shaved it all off. He won't though, because he thinks his Krusty the Clown jewfro is part of his "brand." He isn't important or famous enough to actually have a brand.
n/a maloonigans 2017-04-02
yeah - the whole obsession with projecting a youthful image is getting pretty hilarious.
n/a dopaminenotyours 2017-04-02
Like Teller and a gorilla had a baby
n/a GothamJustice 2017-04-02
Good lord - he's legit BALD from the CENTER of his head. Not just "receding hairline" LEX LUTHOR/KOJAK/SAMUEL L. JACKSON bald!
Those wispy curly fries that are hanging on just look silly.
With his dominant primate cranial features, he'd almost look masculine if he shaved the pubes down.
(PS- Fuck Opie)
n/a DamonTyler 2017-04-02
and we shit on anthony for outdated references.
n/a GothamJustice 2017-04-02
Hey- I'm old, not BALD! Thanks
n/a AsunaKirito4Ever 2017-04-02
Maybe he means the remake with Ving Rhames making the comparison even more apt.
n/a infusedplasma 2017-04-02
http://i.imgur.com/HrTyu9h.jpg
n/a anaLog1989 2017-04-02
"You've been wrestling with that hairline for a while now, huh Sam"
The poor primate can't catch a break lol..
n/a TunesianKnifeFighter 2017-04-02
Did somebody say that to him on air?
n/a anaLog1989 2017-04-02
Ha, i wish... just a twitter comment, but knowing Sam read it gives me a chuckle.
n/a Coosaw 2017-04-02
Cut you hair, grow a beard.
n/a jgnurly 2017-04-02
He looks like he's transitioning genders and species
n/a FloppyDonkeyBalls 2017-04-02
Art Garfunkel.
n/a ehondaslaps 2017-04-02
hahahahaha jerry "the king" lawler just insulted sam's hair
n/a zersch 2017-04-02
Sam Roberts looks like Sam Rockwell if he had come out of the womb with every disease possible.
n/a Marmalade-Hat 2017-04-02
He really is an abomination
n/a arudareh 2017-04-02
He looks like that lawyer from Vice City.
n/a spicysandwich80 2017-04-02
Which I think was based on Sean Penn in Carlito's Way
n/a Stankysnatch82 2017-04-02
Forehead of a Klingon , hair of a Kike, dunno which is more disgusting.
n/a harrisongooch 2017-04-02
looks like a simpsons character
n/a JerkStoreJ 2017-04-02
HGH is a helluva drug
n/a lasers_are_useful 2017-04-02
because he wasn't growing properly as a kid so they put him on HGH and DHT and a side-effect of DHT is balding.
n/a Toss__Pot 2017-04-02
looking at that makes me smile at the mirror, he's about my age, ooof!
n/a dfuller39 2017-04-02
Wish I was a fly on Sam's mirror viewing his 10 minutes every morning pushing those fragile curls forward on top of his head to cover an inch of skull.
n/a ooyama 2017-04-02
Baseball caps, Sam. You have one of the only jobs in the world where you're almost expected to be wearing one 24/7.
n/a spicysandwich80 2017-04-02
He's only balding because he worked so hard at radio, guys!
It has nothing to do with the testosterone he was force fed from a young age, or the fact that he only eats chicken tenders and french fries instead of vegetables.