lets not start sucking each others dicks YET gentlemen! there's still time for an AhPrEl FoOlLs. but this did give me a nice warm feeling .... in my pus pus
I had an Opie level argument with my drunken friend this morning at 5am. It's the closest I've ever felt to being Jim.
It literally had all the Opie signature bits. Actual quotes, "we used to be like brother's and talk everyday but now you are distant", "you don't even really know my daughter", "you are a piece of garbage". Then him and his fiance started fighting and I guess it was my fault? I'm still dumbfounded by his Opie tier argument.
Yeah, I feel like that too, only I dont talk to all my siblings any more:
but:
check out the new specials at FH Riley's in the heart of downtown Huntington!
44 comments
n/a Crownenberg 2017-04-02
Yaaaaay
n/a xaway3 2017-04-02
Thanks Arnold you're tops kid
n/a CompoundMediaPR 2017-04-02
This is the sweetest thing.
n/a JMueller2012 2017-04-02
http://thumbs.ebaystatic.com/images/g/CMMAAOSw2gxYze6z/s-l225.jpg
n/a CompoundMediaPR 2017-04-02
When I was a kid I jerked to the scene where Cameron Diaz pretended to go down on Christina Applegate.
n/a iWhereSchortSchorts 2017-04-02
Who would down vote this? You're among friends and this is a safe place, pal.
n/a bonecrushingkisses 2017-04-02
I did too. And the scene with Cameron Diaz playing with her own boobs. God bless Mr Skin.
n/a Cumia_Box 2017-04-02
The first lewd act I ever saw. Oh the memories.
n/a gregorio_ilidivich 2017-04-02
This made me smile.
n/a DeafandMutePenguin 2017-04-02
I consider you family too.
Can I borrow some money?
n/a CompoundMediaPR 2017-04-02
Stinks had good luck with /r/loan and /u/FoxK56
n/a DeafandMutePenguin 2017-04-02
True. This sub doesn't have many xposts from /r/mensa
n/a CompoundMediaPR 2017-04-02
Similar virginity rate, though.
n/a DeafandMutePenguin 2017-04-02
The correlation is uncanny.
n/a stinksskc 2017-04-02
The heist of a lifetime. Won't be surprised if it gets turned into a big Hollywood picture
n/a Nulltor 2017-04-02
'stinkskc: portrait of a unreliable loan recipient'.
The true story of one man's journey of buying smack with some other idiots cash.
n/a GWARscientist 2017-04-02
Manson or Addams ?
n/a throwawizzlemahnizzl 2017-04-02
You rang?
n/a dakkar1 2017-04-02
fag. none of us would piss on your face even if it were on fire.
n/a verdunkelt 2017-04-02
I would, but out of my own fetish interests rather than his well being.
n/a Peckahnator 2017-04-02
rude
n/a Zehirete 2017-04-02
Awh, give me those ribs you!
n/a groaner123456 2017-04-02
i liek this because im a gay guy (enjoy getting cummed on by men)
n/a A_Friendly_Creeper 2017-04-02
Good! Now tell me where hid u/dassabesso 's body
n/a darklydreamingdayln 2017-04-02
Oh, get a room you two.
n/a JohnJJohnsonMN 2017-04-02
Now that we're family can I bang your daughter?
n/a I_Hate_Knickers 2017-04-02
Anth' rou are incollegabre.
n/a iWhereSchortSchorts 2017-04-02
I hope you get shot today so you "breed" out slowly and painfully as people step over your fat body with disgust.
n/a Phantas_Magorical 2017-04-02
Well that's just not very nice
n/a iWhereSchortSchorts 2017-04-02
That's why I said it.
n/a I_Hate_Knickers 2017-04-02
Fuck, you lacist.
n/a whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2017-04-02
can you post a picture of your penis please? from what i rememeber it was a really awesome dick
n/a I_Hate_Knickers 2017-04-02
I rove you as rell baby.
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n/a NortheastPhilly 2017-04-02
Rooooad trip!
n/a NumeroOtto 2017-04-02
reddit got a nigga choked up tA DAY
n/a titcity 2017-04-02
Thanks, now show me your dick
n/a stinksskc 2017-04-02
You know he will right?
n/a titcity 2017-04-02
Yeah he's got a sexy peckahhhh
n/a Toss__Pot 2017-04-02
lets not start sucking each others dicks YET gentlemen! there's still time for an AhPrEl FoOlLs. but this did give me a nice warm feeling .... in my pus pus
n/a 762x39mm 2017-04-02
This is my favourite sub on reddit.
n/a Billyassman 2017-04-02
Terrific. Now get out of my house and get a job,ya lazy piece of shit.
n/a Belchides 2017-04-02
Family eh? You got a step daughter? Heck she doesn't even have to step.
n/a BloodyfuckinKingalux 2017-04-02
That is just the sweetest thing. The sweetest thing. The feels on the bus go round and round...
n/a TheNigIsUp 2017-04-02
I had an Opie level argument with my drunken friend this morning at 5am. It's the closest I've ever felt to being Jim.
It literally had all the Opie signature bits. Actual quotes, "we used to be like brother's and talk everyday but now you are distant", "you don't even really know my daughter", "you are a piece of garbage". Then him and his fiance started fighting and I guess it was my fault? I'm still dumbfounded by his Opie tier argument.
n/a stinksskc 2017-04-02
For the last time /r/geoffrey_Arnold
HOWS FIRETRUCK?
n/a MaxKawalski 2017-04-02
hheh heh heh.... you're alright, kid.
n/a scarletknight2 2017-04-02
Yeah, I feel like that too, only I dont talk to all my siblings any more: but: check out the new specials at FH Riley's in the heart of downtown Huntington!
n/a DeafandMutePenguin 2017-04-02
The correlation is uncanny.
n/a iWhereSchortSchorts 2017-04-02
That's why I said it.