100% confirmed: Joe Cumia regularly attends grade school dances and masturbates in the corner/sells the kids heroin

9  2017-04-02 by Crownenberg

Silly spit-guzzling Arab

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The only currency he accepts is cum

Also preadolescent spit.

These are some serious accusations. It's tough to say what's true and what isn't, but until we have proof that he doesn't do these things, I think it's best to assume he does.

That's a very sensible approach