Remember when Joe wrote a big "rehab update" about how Anth was the only one in there without a problem, and he was the most charismatic and well-liked patient?
Which is always the best way handle a potential substance abuse problem. Compare yourself to others rather than actually looking at your own shit. "Hey, I don't smoke crack and never had my kids taken away... I don't have a problem like all these other people".
While we're at it, Congratulations Joseph Cumia on your overwhelming success in this life. Congratulations Artie Lange on your astonishing physical health. Congratulations Sam Roberts on your rugged masculinity. Congratulations Bobo on your enviable mental prowess. Congratulations to the entire Proud Boys fellowship for their staunch heterosexuality. Congratulations to me for not being a jabbering faggot who runs jokes into the ground.
Which is always the best way handle a potential substance abuse problem. Compare yourself to others rather than actually looking at your own shit. "Hey, I don't smoke crack and never had my kids taken away... I don't have a problem like all these other people".
11 comments
n/a Doug_Graves 2017-04-02
If the story is about Anth, why do they have a picture of Bea Arthur?
n/a throwawizzlemahnizzl 2017-04-02
Calm like an alcoholic who smuggled in his entire benzo stash when going to rehab.
n/a fish_flower 2017-04-02
never forget that like a week in he tweeted that he was about to bang some underage crackhead as soon as he got his phone privilege back
n/a dankfranklin 2017-04-02
Remember when Joe wrote a big "rehab update" about how Anth was the only one in there without a problem, and he was the most charismatic and well-liked patient?
n/a carribbeanjimmy 2017-04-02
Which is always the best way handle a potential substance abuse problem. Compare yourself to others rather than actually looking at your own shit. "Hey, I don't smoke crack and never had my kids taken away... I don't have a problem like all these other people".
n/a all_copacetic 2017-04-02
While we're at it, Congratulations Joseph Cumia on your overwhelming success in this life. Congratulations Artie Lange on your astonishing physical health. Congratulations Sam Roberts on your rugged masculinity. Congratulations Bobo on your enviable mental prowess. Congratulations to the entire Proud Boys fellowship for their staunch heterosexuality. Congratulations to me for not being a jabbering faggot who runs jokes into the ground.
n/a GothamJustice 2017-04-02
Wait a minute, fella- I don't think any of those are accurate...
n/a InHell1979 2017-04-02
Yeah, whats the gag u/all_copacetic? Those statements seem like alotta hooey to me...
n/a mcchiseslizz 2017-04-02
Congratulations Tits on being a potential model,former mobster, and entertaining radio host.
n/a OswaldTheLucky 2017-04-02
1 year: just not all in a row
n/a schmuckOnWheels 2017-04-02
You just gotta take it (sobriety) one day at a time, friend. Ask my friend James who's been sober since 9 years old.
n/a carribbeanjimmy 2017-04-02
Which is always the best way handle a potential substance abuse problem. Compare yourself to others rather than actually looking at your own shit. "Hey, I don't smoke crack and never had my kids taken away... I don't have a problem like all these other people".