This may be the worst day in the subs existence

92  2017-04-02 by stinksskc

Yeah we get it April fools, shut the fuck up

63 comments

Oh, you and your April fooling.

You scrooge fuck

I hope your dealer plays an April fool's on you by giving you cyanide instead of heroin.

I do agree though, enough of the aphreal falls

The joke would be on him! I'm a dream customer

you're a dreamy customer with those eyes!

hit the kratom harder, you'll forget all about it.

I'm mixing the reds and greens it's Christmas in stinks brain rn

I thought this was funny but seeing the downvotes was funnier

Best of both worlds... kind of like red Borneo and green Thai

Too real.

That's how we roll in the BARMY ARMY

do you ever mix the K with jack daniels or is that just out of control behavior?

If you want to end up like deadcats

I got this toaster oven you can cop for like $30, had it sitting there for a long ass time and just don't seem to use it anymore but if you're interested in starting meth it will become quite the valuable asset on a rainy day my friend

Stick to the heroin, please. The day you stop posting, I win.

Well than you'd be psyched I'm on kratom it's a death warrant

We can only hope.

Who are you? What's your real user name

DanceLikeAJig

Well sad for you but I've been posting here for 3 years so fuck off

Wow, 3 years? Watch out for this guy, folks, he's a veteran of the OnA show subreddit!

I went and logged into my old account and checked than fixed it, my only point was that I'm probably not going anywhere

I don't know what that means, go shoot Draino into your dick.

I don't think that means what you think it does

Draino?

There's no way you showed up 13 days ago out of the blue and know inside shit like Ian's shooting up habits. Stinks doxxed himself and you're afraid to post your alts?

Shuttup, stinks gay lover.

My dleam gilr has a dick pussy.

Ruv and be ruvved by same grirl

Stinks fucked a tranny yet you're afraid to suck a dick?

Now you're just making foolish assumptions.

Do people really use alts.

This is the only account I use here, accuse someone of using alts and everybody agrees.

Love ya, stinks!!!!

More like a bunch of April tools! Amiright gang?

(Tools...I meant peckahs!)

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This is why you are a great ne

now we just need a bigger one

Fag

It's frag

Lacisim

I despise this 'ApReHl FaAAaAls' bit on this sub, every post that contains it I lose a little more respect & faith that anyone here actually funny.

i despise the crapperson shit

This is how we feel about everything you post here.

At least the shitty April Fools jokes stopped the shitty Redbar discussion

Redbar had his Sherry's Berries moment...except Deep Discount doesn't sponsor him, and I only know he did it because I read it here.

I lead it on my Kindre.

Shut up, faggot.

Sup Stinks

what's tegeega is it something to mix with kratom?

Its how a special needs person trys to sing the song tequila.

I want at least 50 more april fools jokes in the next 70 minutes just to close the day out right

You should have written April falls!

iTs aPreL FALLS!

April Fool's Day + the Internet = Cancer

Peckahs?

That rould exprain the rump in my testicres.

Worst day in the subs history? Lest we forget the civil war of February 2016. Moderators trying to destroy us.

I may have been exaggerating

I've stayed away from this sub all day for just this reason.

We missed you so much

Mrissed

Ian! Hrave rou even been to bed ret? Ror hrave rou breen up arr night injrecting helorin ROL.

what about the time redbar repeated everything the subreddit found and wasted hours of everyone's time

For 8 hours.

Aprel fahls!!!!!

Damn, yoooooooooooooooooou!

I can't believe the dumbasses quoting Edgar on April Fool's Day.

The joke of Edgar is you do it when it's not on April Fools. So congratulations you failed.

Well than you'd be psyched I'm on kratom it's a death warrant

Who are you? What's your real user name