Ant's summer reading list ...

2  2017-04-01 by [deleted]

6 comments

I've read that. I'm still a complete failure.

The only thing I remember from that book is to remember people's birthdays. Then they'll like you

Set your Facebook birthday to the wrong day. Then watch all the phonies. Phonies!!

June 12?

I'll remember it

Promise to exterminate the Jewish race. You could be the most powerful man on Earth