ME: The late Patrice with his mentor and best friend

59  2017-03-30 by unclepaul84

12 comments

Coulda been a model, huh?

Droopy pre-facelift Opie is far less offensive than current day fucked up face Opie. Tits were comin in pretty nice too.

He does seem like the face-lift type. Ant, for all his faults, always admitted his age, admitted the follicles and the teeth.

Opie always tried to get away with being younger than he was. And I'm sure sometimes it was a bit, but some people are just more vain.

always admitted his age

Yeah, like when he turned "forty-flurff" every year.

He did say forty-flurf. But when it came up on his birthday he was always honest about it.

Just a hint of titty

Just a taste?

I've been hoping to see some /u/K1bbler photoshops of Opie and Patrice's late nite phone sessions.

Hahaa, perfect

Opie is doing that thing where when a girl likes you she leans in to you often to be closer to you. Haahaa fucking fag

More like breast friend, lol right guys?

Opie is responsible for getting Patrice a spot on the Charlie Sheen Roast.

I thought Patrice got the Sheen roast because someone else pulled out. The woman who worked for Vh1 who like patrice got him the Sheen gig at the last min.

What did Opie do?

Opie mentored Patrice on comedy and later used his connections with management to contact Comedy Central.