Opie has mental retardation and tits, just to provide some exposition. He filmed a black man at his job as a hibachi chef and posted to instagram how hilarious it was and how the guy reminds him of Patrice even though there was absolutely nothing there that would remind anyone of Patrice when looking at this man. Again, this is Opie we're talking about. A man who, like a blind and deaf man on the beach with a metal detector, vaguely senses humor but just can't quite locate it.
He posted a picture of a black guy acting all slavely while cooking hibachi, and Opie posted it on Insta saying it reminded him of Patrice. Of course everyone started calling him out, and he defended himself by saying that no one knew Patrice as well as he did, and that they would spend hours on the phone making each other laugh. It was some real pathetic made up horse shit.
Patrice died. Opie got a watch at the first benefit for special guests. Opie returned it for a shirt the next day. He bragged on air about at the following show. They must have been super close.
I'll bet they had a 4 hour heart to heart the night news of the Bam sex tape broke. I'm sure Patrice sympathetically listened and didn't make one Jackass joke.
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n/a xaway3 2017-03-30
Opie has mental retardation and tits, just to provide some exposition. He filmed a black man at his job as a hibachi chef and posted to instagram how hilarious it was and how the guy reminds him of Patrice even though there was absolutely nothing there that would remind anyone of Patrice when looking at this man. Again, this is Opie we're talking about. A man who, like a blind and deaf man on the beach with a metal detector, vaguely senses humor but just can't quite locate it.
n/a JoeCumiasCockBreath 2017-03-30
True but he can sure as hell find a place for shitting and writing gay, cryptic messages.
n/a philtheprince 2017-03-30
Then didn't he say he used to have hour long phone conversations with Patrice making each other laugh?
n/a ReDMeridiaN 2017-03-30
He posted a picture of a black guy acting all slavely while cooking hibachi, and Opie posted it on Insta saying it reminded him of Patrice. Of course everyone started calling him out, and he defended himself by saying that no one knew Patrice as well as he did, and that they would spend hours on the phone making each other laugh. It was some real pathetic made up horse shit.
n/a PatBattle1 2017-03-30
the haters on here can't accept that patrice and opie were really close friends.
n/a erickz123 2017-03-30
Patrice died. Opie got a watch at the first benefit for special guests. Opie returned it for a shirt the next day. He bragged on air about at the following show. They must have been super close.
n/a bonniesretardsister 2017-03-30
I'll bet they had a 4 hour heart to heart the night news of the Bam sex tape broke. I'm sure Patrice sympathetically listened and didn't make one Jackass joke.
n/a Hantaviral 2017-03-30
Holy fuck ... things move fast on this sub
n/a Billyassman 2017-03-30
I thought they were both dead.