There is a clip out there where Patrice talks about his comedy friends like Norton and how they're not actually really great friends or anything like that.
I wish I could find that, maybe someone knows what I'm talking about. It wasn't malicious or anything, just being honest about the reality of the relationship he has with some of his comedian friends.
I remember that. Patrice was saying that he and Bobby could go 6 months without talking sometimes, and then just pick right back up the next time they see each other. I think he was explaining how guys being friends with guys is different than chicks being friends with chicks. So of course it makes sense that Opie would lie and create the "chick friend" scenario, there he and Patrice are up for hours gossping and eating Ben & Jerry's.
Never going to happen. Even if it did, it'd sound like "Opie is a fucking unfunny cunt, then again people have said the same thing about me. Every instinct Opie has is bad, but I'm not perfect either. Opie made my life miserable for two years, but I've probably made people miserable for longer. Now where are my egg whites and mustard?"
"I don't know, man. That's a tough one. Sometimes, friendships change and you're both going towards the same place, but you're taking different routes."
He basically stole this from Bob Kelly who I actually believe him when he says he'd spend hours on the phone with Patrice. This never happened, he takes other people's stories and makes them his own. He also did this with Anthony's police throwing the PBA cards back in his lap story.
What dude is talking to other dudes on the phone for hours? Is this a Proud Boy rite of passage? 3rd Degree: talk to another man about your feelings for an awkward amount of time.
There is a clip out there where Patrice talks about his comedy friends like Norton and how they're not actually really great friends or anything like that.
I wish I could find that, maybe someone knows what I'm talking about. It wasn't malicious or anything, just being honest about the reality of the relationship he has with some of his comedian friends.
Look at Sam's muffin and look at mine. His is practically falling apart. From now on, I want the interns to put an equal amount of blueberries in each muffin. I don't care how long it is going to take. An equal amount of blueberries in each muffin.
37 comments
n/a bonniesretardsister 2017-03-30
He and Patrice just weren't that close.
n/a gregorio_ilidivich 2017-03-30
Sure they knew each other for decades and fucked whores together, but did they ever really hang
n/a radiospringy 2017-03-30
Ope really needed Patrice that day.
n/a AiCPearlJam 2017-03-30
He wasn't there for Patrice that one day.
n/a crilswerth 2017-03-30
Patrice said odd shit to people.
n/a jackjackjackncoke 2017-03-30
There is a clip out there where Patrice talks about his comedy friends like Norton and how they're not actually really great friends or anything like that.
I wish I could find that, maybe someone knows what I'm talking about. It wasn't malicious or anything, just being honest about the reality of the relationship he has with some of his comedian friends.
n/a RealTonySchiavone 2017-03-30
I remember that. Patrice was saying that he and Bobby could go 6 months without talking sometimes, and then just pick right back up the next time they see each other. I think he was explaining how guys being friends with guys is different than chicks being friends with chicks. So of course it makes sense that Opie would lie and create the "chick friend" scenario, there he and Patrice are up for hours gossping and eating Ben & Jerry's.
n/a Notmyfirstacc3 2017-03-30
I think he was saying in the discussion Bobby was actually his friend. Where as the rest were comedy friends.
n/a bonniesretardsister 2017-03-30
But if Norton got 10 minute calls Opie and Anthony should have gotten 5.
n/a PassProtect15 2017-03-30
LOL
n/a gregorio_ilidivich 2017-03-30
passive aggressive jim is the best
n/a Hunter_Cumia 2017-03-30
i like it when he was acting like a little bitch around that DL nigger
n/a ihaveaholeinmyass 2017-03-30
I wish Jim would just smash him proper once and for all
n/a radiospringy 2017-03-30
It's going to take opie saying don't go to Jim's gigs or don't watch Jim's special before Jim smashes Opie on air
n/a lickitoff 2017-03-30
"making each other laugh"??
Tits has lived his life by one motto: You can easily fool all of the people all of the time
n/a I_Hate_Knickers 2017-03-30
He rearned flom blother rheeze that all you have to do is keep on tarking even if you are an idiot with a pea for a blain.
n/a GullibleGilbert 2017-03-30
Your vocabulary is improving rapidly. Keep it up!
n/a I_Hate_Knickers 2017-03-30
Rill do
:)
n/a ihaveaholeinmyass 2017-03-30
He doesn't fool us.. right gang?
n/a cakehornnigga 2017-03-30
Gotta give it to him, it worked for a long time. Still working on his retarded listeners.
n/a dankfranklin 2017-03-30
Never going to happen. Even if it did, it'd sound like "Opie is a fucking unfunny cunt, then again people have said the same thing about me. Every instinct Opie has is bad, but I'm not perfect either. Opie made my life miserable for two years, but I've probably made people miserable for longer. Now where are my egg whites and mustard?"
n/a TrackSuitVos 2017-03-30
"I don't know, man. That's a tough one. Sometimes, friendships change and you're both going towards the same place, but you're taking different routes."
n/a andiswearrrr 2017-03-30
That's fucking hilarious. First time I've found someone being passive aggressive funny.
n/a valley_pete 2017-03-30
What did Opie say to bring this tweet about?
n/a I-take-beast-shits 2017-03-30
https://i.redd.it/r7dubk7m5goy.png
n/a valley_pete 2017-03-30
1) Thank you
2) Why is he just so willing to blatantly lie? It's really a sickness.
n/a kevin121312 2017-03-30
Because no one ever calls him out and the person who can confirm his story, is dead
n/a I_Hate_Knickers 2017-03-30
I think he rearned it flom his mother ok!
n/a Mrmet2087 2017-03-30
He basically stole this from Bob Kelly who I actually believe him when he says he'd spend hours on the phone with Patrice. This never happened, he takes other people's stories and makes them his own. He also did this with Anthony's police throwing the PBA cards back in his lap story.
n/a BRUTAL_ANAL_RAPE8888 2017-03-30
He also stole some story of Anthony's about a concert iirc
n/a RealTonySchiavone 2017-03-30
I think it was Florentine's story of a friend pissing in beer bottles during the show.
n/a PassProtect15 2017-03-30
and Fez's childhood lunch story
n/a TilPercyPriestBreaks 2017-03-30
What dude is talking to other dudes on the phone for hours? Is this a Proud Boy rite of passage? 3rd Degree: talk to another man about your feelings for an awkward amount of time.
n/a jackjackjackncoke 2017-03-30
There is a clip out there where Patrice talks about his comedy friends like Norton and how they're not actually really great friends or anything like that.
I wish I could find that, maybe someone knows what I'm talking about. It wasn't malicious or anything, just being honest about the reality of the relationship he has with some of his comedian friends.
n/a TehSamurai01 2017-03-30
Look at Sam's muffin and look at mine. His is practically falling apart. From now on, I want the interns to put an equal amount of blueberries in each muffin. I don't care how long it is going to take. An equal amount of blueberries in each muffin.
n/a Lish_fips89 2017-03-30
FOR.HOURS.
n/a PassProtect15 2017-03-30
PERIOD.
n/a NortheastPhilly 2017-03-30
If I went 15 years without seeing my own father, the phone call we would have would probably run dry after about 45 minutes
n/a Dennyislife 2017-03-30
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