Racist Opie un-ironically speaks "street" in a failed attempt to bond with Patrice

9  2017-03-30 by dom6502

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The offending moment is at 8:10, but the whole thing is great. Lots of Anthony and Patrice being pals, Opie being jealous of that, and an embarrassing amount of Opie begging Patrice to be his friend.

That's a good catch...

and I'm not even frontin'

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

My favorite parts are when Opie desperately tries to get more information out of Patrice. "I heard that you were manning the grill" because it shows the Opster is one of the cool kids and he's tubular enough to be in the know. Of course, no reasonable person would invite him to his house because Oqie is the autistic kid who knows waaay too much about Voltron to be acceptably social.

And of course, that autistic kid actually has deep knowledge about a specific thing. Opie is a blithering idiot who fancies himself an erudite polymath because he read his Teen Vogue news rundown every morning while daintily wiping his tender lady bits.

I'd like to be the first person on this sub to say that I don't care for Gregg Opie Hughes. He's not my cup of tea.

It's really astounding when you come off as more racist than Anthony Cumia.

I've always thought that Opie came off as way more racist and homophobic than anyone in studio (especially the homophobia). He'd take on a serious tone and say something like "When it comes to the gays....eh, some of us aren't ready, okay??"

Opie is just bringin dem laffs playa.

I'll never remember which show specifically was but I do remember a group of black women were walking by their window in the studio and Opie started yelling at them like he often did to celebrities walking by. And he was yelling something like "Yo! Who Dat? Who You? Who You?" and you could hear the cringe in Jimmy's voice when he told Opie to stop saying that.

I remember specifically, because it ruined what was turning out to be a great bit - goofing on The Room. They get about 12 minutes in and Opie starts yelling "WHO YOU???"

I remember this bit as well

Got a nigga-ribs...

Hurtin' tah-DAY

FUCKING EWWW

Patrice: Long Island guy was talking on his phone and saw me drive by. And then he took the phone off his face.

Ant, with a lightning quick nigger joke: Oh you know what he must have said when he put the phone back to his face. WHAT THE FUCK JUST DROVE BY?! No wait a minute, stop, you gotta hear what I just saw drive by, muddafucka, holeee shit.

Patrice: I'm telling ya, but -

Opie: Imagine the first sentence when he got back HAHAHAHA on the phone.

Ant: Exactly..

It's good to know that Opie wasnt even "frontin"

Cool ill just listen to a 40 minute clip

Start at 8:10 and you'll only have to wait a few seconds. It's a pretty good clip outside of Opie, though​.

I've always thought that Opie came off as way more racist and homophobic than anyone in studio (especially the homophobia). He'd take on a serious tone and say something like "When it comes to the gays....eh, some of us aren't ready, okay??"

I remember specifically, because it ruined what was turning out to be a great bit - goofing on The Room. They get about 12 minutes in and Opie starts yelling "WHO YOU???"