Well I wanted to create a pause and thought a semi colon was inappropriate because I was under the impression 'if' is a connecting conjunction. I thought a full stop was inappropriate because it would have split a statement that should remain one sentence. I'm not as well educated in literacy as a man ought to be but you've made me look a fool so why don't you suck my peckah.
How fortunate we are that OP can draw from his lifetime's worth of experience being a faggot to warn us about the signs. May we prosper where he failed.
12 comments
n/a CompoundMediaPR 2017-03-30
It's a living
n/a darklydreamingdayln 2017-03-30
Rich Vos, etc.
n/a jasim18 2017-03-30
You might be a faggot if, you make an anthology of comments on a defunct radio shows sub reddit.
n/a xaway3 2017-03-30
That comma is unnecessary and unsightly, sir.
n/a jasim18 2017-03-30
Well I wanted to create a pause and thought a semi colon was inappropriate because I was under the impression 'if' is a connecting conjunction. I thought a full stop was inappropriate because it would have split a statement that should remain one sentence. I'm not as well educated in literacy as a man ought to be but you've made me look a fool so why don't you suck my peckah.
n/a xaway3 2017-03-30
I might be a faggot but I'll pass this time.
n/a jasim18 2017-03-30
Oh come on just put on a wig and skirt and suck my peckah
n/a xaway3 2017-03-30
What the hell, pull it out champ
n/a UnfunnyFaggott 2017-03-30
I never fully understood; the proper use of semicolons in writing.
n/a EdguhMellencamp 2017-03-30
How fortunate we are that OP can draw from his lifetime's worth of experience being a faggot to warn us about the signs. May we prosper where he failed.
n/a [deleted] 2017-03-30
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n/a dave_ohhh 2017-03-30
Sir, you seem upset..
n/a jasim18 2017-03-30
Oh come on just put on a wig and skirt and suck my peckah