I like this bitch.

I do not.

She is covered in moles. Strangely enough, I just read a study today showing that people with more than 30 total moles on their body are at a higher risk of developing melanoma.

So your telling us the bit is almost over?

I'd fuck her in the mouth, cunt, and ass, but I'm a hopeless romantic

Her cunt and ass are probably hairy so you'd still be cumming on he hair technically.

I try to not sexualize women on the internet. It's antisocial behavior, treating them like objects for our sexual amusement. Beside, jizzing on tits is better than all 3.

In a condom in her vag.

id pass, im not breaking my 10+ year streak on anything less than a 8. unless im getting sue..d

no matter where you shot it, shed find a way to save it and put it in her fridge. This bitch is fucking crazy. I like her

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I'm talking to a woman with the exact same mannerisms, wide eyes, prone to shouting out of nowhere and making different voices. What exactly is this disease called?

Probably borderline personality disorder.

What does that entail ? good sir? If you dont mind me asking ?

Frantic attempts to avoid real or perceived abandonment, persistent feelings of emptiness unless validated by others, weak sense of self/identity, wavering between strong hate and intense love for people in their lives, suicidality, attention-seeking, drama-creating, unstable moods, impulsivity, basically the girlfriend from hell

Should i bang dish broad or what john?

gregg hughes syndrome

It really is close to that. He has traits of narcissistic personality disorder as well as borderline.

One thing you forgot, they're usually incredible fucks.

Clinical term is "Wacky Bitch Syndrome."

Fun for a month.

She is sort of hot but kind of not hot at the same time. I'd cum on her moley titties.

I'm glad she's found a way to cope with chronic and persistent mental illness.

In her mouth for a couple of minutes of silence.

This bitch is out of her mind

In her soup actually

I like to glaze the eyelids shut.

I'd cum in a champagne flute for her to drink because I'm a gentleman/fag.

This is scary

She's a shitty female parody of an unfunny character that kills the flow that in turn is a parody of Opie.

In the mouth

I'd french kiss her mouth and ass.

I bet she loves getting choked

How about...wait for it....In a jar!!!

In her ass hair.

Those nostrils indicate that she is probably capable of grade-A blowjobs.

It's cunt, mouth, and ass, newbie.

She's cute...real Diane Schuler vibes...hot