Never had a real job? He's been doing this since he was EIGHTEEN!

that's not fair, sir!

I'll have you know that Opie was a caddy for two whole weeks in the summer of 1982. He's done some things brotherman. Done some things.

ME: I was the candy kid!

He won't have the imaginary job for much longer either.

he just wants to chill at the "beach" and watch real housewives ... thats just where he's at as a human being

He used to criticise Howard for doing the exact same thing

Exactly. He's failed in every other way to rival Howard, so this is the thing he clings to in order to feel successful.

Opie is a fuckin bum. I almost feel bad for him........ Almost

Who doesn't love the feeling of a nice wet sock on the sand?

Or a wet sock on the front of a toilet seat

Or a wet sock on the front of a toilet seat

Remember the show where they were shitting on Sal for being a slacker... Anthony talked about his shitty construction job, Jim talked about the shitty retail jobs he had... and Opie talked about being a caddy, like it was on the same level as what A and J were talking about.

What a worthless dickbag he is.

I doubt Jimmy did very much working either. Considering he lived with his parents till he was 30

Well he did work for the mafia, isn't that a real job?

He worked for the deadly and infamous Buffalo mob

Good for him,he's a professional. It's a hard life,being a dumbass,

Yeah right. Dude was a caddie and supporting a family of 9-11 (depending on which version of the story)people since he was 12 years old. Nice try with the hate though.

ME: I was the candy kid!