You wanna suck him?

Bob Kelly called out his faggotry by remarking that he suddenly spoke with a mobster accent when he recounted his days working for the mob.

ME: They were just the nicest guys! I was the candy kid! ^Oh you did this too, Sam?

I need to hear this. Maybe got a link there buddy?

Seconded. Rink prease.

It's the Chip mafia clip.

It's the Chip mafia clip.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHm13gWO3Wc&feature=youtu.be&t=35

Chip can't help himself

Chip seemed to come out a lot during Opie's bullshit stories

He and Matarese were separated at birth.

I wouldn't mess with Opie. He'll yell in your face as your being held down by two men.

Like a little baby boy.

He might throw poker chips at you. That's pretty devastating

As you walk out, if you're a woman.

He'd film the attack from the closet

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Got in an underwater sea fight with a French guy.

I gotta keep it vague, I just realized!

Tits Trafficante

Hyman Sloth

Mammaries Manicotti

Cucky Thompson

What the hell was he going for in the mid-2000s. He wanted a cool tough guy image but had the look of a homosexual

I thought he was going for the patented "assistant manager at a Sam Goody who just got a call from the regional office, putting out feelers to see if he would be interested in a manager's position two malls over, as they've had it with Bob's erratic behavior. He's going through a divorce and has been hitting the sauce...." look.

Yeah, get your feerers out forl the rads.

I had a necklace like his back in 1978.

This is the look he gave Ant when he made the famous grape joke.

If only he'd asked Nicky if this was his pen. I'm not saying I wish Opie got stabbed in the throat with a biro or anything...

Thren rhat are you saying? Solly, I know you hate me becrause I Chinese but I have a light to be here just as much as you do sir.

Why?

Fleedom of explession

I wish I could find that clip of Opie talking about running numbers for the mob at high school. The best part was everyone else in the room trying to pretend it wasnt total bullshit.

Did he play it out to Tony Bennet's "Rags to Riches"?

"Aye 'Ton, where you at with the John Gotti?"

Anyone who acts like they have ties to the mob are terrible human beings.

Go easy on him guys, his lunches were packed in reused concrete bags.

Concrete that had been used to make concrete shoes for some snitch that didn't know how to keep his mouth shut.

Which would be every snitch, by definition.

Opie was that naive kid who thought every Italian man with a pinky ring was a made member of the mafia.

Not "naive", "stupid."

The caddying for some "mob guys" I can believe. "Mob guys" is relative. For every John Gotti or Carlo Gambino we've heard of, I'm sure there's a thousand others we never heard of, and they can probably be dangerous too.

There was another one where he said "I legit worked for the mob" saying he ran numbers or something. That I found harder to believe.

He claimed to work for the mafia, and then immediately clammed up and backpedaled when Bobby asked follow up questions.

I always wondered what Anthony thought of that story seeing as his friend is Keith the Cop who is actually Roy fucking DeMeo's nephew Mass murderer mob hitman Roy DeMeo is Keith's uncle Ive never understood why this isnt discussed more on this sub its by far one of the most interesting things about the whole O and A shitshow universe.

I'm listening to some old Louis CK episodes of the show. Every time Opie says some dumb shit, Louis pauses and you can hear him stopping himself from trampling on Greggshells.

There were a couple times when Tits the BPD Steamroller would shove his stupid face into a conversation and shut down the show, and you'd hear Jimmy's gentle sigh fill the silence.

Also, his wife fucks Bam Margera.

I could'a been a model!

(read that in Club Soda Kenny voice)

Making cakes and laughs sleep with the fishes. Forget about it fucker!!!!