I once got lost in Patterson, NJ at like 2am and the neighborhood I was in was filled with 24 hour bail-bonds/check cashing places and fried chicken joints. All the streets and schools were named after Martin Luther King and Rosa Parks. I finally got directions back to the Garden State parkway from a helpful asian gas station attendant, who spoke to me through a microphone from behind 3" thick bullet-proof plexi-glass.
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n/a not_copomash 2017-03-29
Hahaha awesome.
n/a I_Hate_Knickers 2017-03-29
Are re learry at 38 arleady? My, how time frys when you're having fun.
n/a throwawizzlemahnizzl 2017-03-29
I like real gooks more than you.
n/a I_Hate_Knickers 2017-03-29
That's lacist.
n/a CringyQuoteKelvin 2017-03-29
There's a disproportionate amount of crime in the black community!
n/a Nickbennettc 2017-03-29
He didn't turn left onto it instead?
n/a footytang 2017-03-29
Yeah this doesn't make sense or somebody needs to learn the difference between right and left.
n/a purplepilled2 2017-03-29
I blame the blacks.
n/a packitchofsositch 2017-03-29
The joke is that he's going in the opposite direction because he's a scared pussy. He loaded his gun just because he knew he was close.
n/a packitchofsositch 2017-03-29
Not if MLK starts just past the intersection.
http://i.imgur.com/Z7cwrII.jpg
n/a _snoop_ 2017-03-29
Turn right, playya.
n/a NortheastPhilly 2017-03-29
Fuck you
n/a PetroleumPilferer 2017-03-29
Wait, what happened to 37? Trying to cheat us Vigo??
n/a VigoTheCarpethian 2017-03-29
Oh no, I will have to submit 37 tomorrow, my apologies.
n/a BarryMcCaulkener 2017-03-29
Rabble rabble rabble.
n/a throwawaymanthrows 2017-03-29
Too little too late, asshole.
n/a Mol3cular 2017-03-29
I CONT TAKE LEFT HOND TURNS
n/a hoohootellemkeith 2017-03-29
Shortly after returning home, that firearm would be misplaced.
n/a carribbeanjimmy 2017-03-29
I once got lost in Patterson, NJ at like 2am and the neighborhood I was in was filled with 24 hour bail-bonds/check cashing places and fried chicken joints. All the streets and schools were named after Martin Luther King and Rosa Parks. I finally got directions back to the Garden State parkway from a helpful asian gas station attendant, who spoke to me through a microphone from behind 3" thick bullet-proof plexi-glass.
n/a RacistPigeon 2017-03-29
My gun is always loaded, and I wouldn't drive into Darfur, either.