I'd like to fuck her while role playing I'm an SS Officer and she was a Jew saved from the concentration camp to be in the joy division of Jew fucking. If she doesn't let me fuck her ass she's going on a train to Auschwitz.
Nothing like a giant schnozz on a pretty girl. You just know it took years to grow into and people gave her shit for it, so she's not too completely full of herself.
you know sometimes I like a slightly bigger nose on a girl if it works, but her macaw beak combined with the fetal alcohol syndrome eyes kills it for me.
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My penis is so confused right now. My body registers this is a female in her prime years of procreation, who has a passing resemblance to a young Jane Seymour, large almond brown eyes, an attractive physique, wide birthing hips, and the knowledge they form a hidden but nearly perfect bottom.. yet her breasts seem to recede into her body, she couldn't be standing any more unnaturally, I could siesta in her schnoz shade, she's probably slept with ESD and definitely with someone at TACN, and her body just doesn't seem proportional.
I give her a 9 on the Patrice scale: a gorgeous ugly chick.
The ass alone is worth it. And this is a girl who's going to stay in this shape for a long time. Girls with huge asses and breasts (not necessarily both) are paranoid of the bottom falling out with their bodies, with fat being collected elsewhere. Skinny girls with nothing going on can let themselves go without going over the line. ACTUAL curvy women (not curvy fat women) are paranoid about going from an HOURGLASS to a BELL. So -unless they have issues with depression and ADHD- they're a bit more vigilant
This picture only works because she's looking straight at the camera. Turn that head more than 45 degrees to the side and her Adrien Brody nose would suck the sexuality out of the picture in one giant inhale. You'd have to cut a hole in the brown paper bag for that schnoz to make it fit.
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n/a yeahheymate 2017-03-28
I dont see the problem with this op
n/a PepperTheCentaur 2017-03-28
The only model in history without a shot in profile.
n/a Lux_cs 2017-03-28
Unfortunately
n/a bonniesretardsister 2017-03-28
I'd like to fuck her while role playing I'm an SS Officer and she was a Jew saved from the concentration camp to be in the joy division of Jew fucking. If she doesn't let me fuck her ass she's going on a train to Auschwitz.
n/a carribbeanjimmy 2017-03-28
Would you get her sexy striped pajamas, or would you go authentic dirty/tattered rags?
n/a bonniesretardsister 2017-03-28
Tattered rags baby.
n/a NortheastPhilly 2017-03-28
and of course you'd have to yank her head back with the tail of her Tichel
n/a ZigginZaggin 2017-03-28
Reminds me of something an acquaintance once said: "Women- can't live with them, can't dress them up in Nazi uniforms and beat them with zucchini."
n/a Slippery_Slope_Guy 2017-03-28
lol so randum xD
n/a whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2017-03-28
Potato lolol
n/a literalotherkin 2017-03-28
She'll definitely choose the Holiday Camp dude. Don't think it's going to happen.
n/a Coosaw 2017-03-28
Feel like Auscwitz gets so much attention when it comes to concentration camps, remember, Dachua put up some pretty respectable numbers.
n/a bonniesretardsister 2017-03-28
But Slayer never wrote a song about them.
n/a arudareh 2017-03-28
ME: The reich really likes the direction of the camp! Check out the fawkin numbahs!!!
n/a NGJimmy 2017-03-28
https://youtu.be/hj4qboBHVhI
n/a war-admiral 2017-03-28
You have parallel thinking with Max Mosley, the ex-FIA racing boss.
http://jalopnik.com/373884/f1-boss-max-mosley-caught-with-five-hookers-in-nazi-orgy-video-scandal/amp
n/a bonniesretardsister 2017-03-28
Who?
n/a war-admiral 2017-03-28
Jesus Christ
n/a Bibimbap4211 2017-03-28
She needs to turn 180° and stick that fat ass out
n/a IggysGlove 2017-03-28
I wanna take a deep whiff. Get to the bottom of exactly what flutesys butt smells like once and for all.
I predict it smells good. Well bad, but in a good way.
n/a Cold-in-the-D 2017-03-28
i wanna see her turtle a log then suck it back in
n/a 1stunna 2017-03-28
what the fuck
n/a jockiboi 2017-03-28
/r/realscatgirls
Enjoy!
n/a MouseCunt 2017-03-28
I'm not going to click that only because I don't want to find out that's something I actually enjoy.
n/a throwawawyy2 2017-03-28
Read that as real cat girls and clicked accidentally.
Jk I was fully aware. I eat women's poo
n/a McGowan9 2017-03-28
I hate to be vulgar but I would enjoy parking my johnson in her bottom.
n/a TacolasCage 2017-03-28
Language!
n/a Dannyprecise 2017-03-28
That's right, she's the one with that nice dunk
n/a deanthecleanmachine 2017-03-28
nice body, pretty face. Just that fucking giant nose throws it off
n/a Radank 2017-03-28
Nothing like a giant schnozz on a pretty girl. You just know it took years to grow into and people gave her shit for it, so she's not too completely full of herself.
n/a cum-pound-me-dia 2017-03-28
you know sometimes I like a slightly bigger nose on a girl if it works, but her macaw beak combined with the fetal alcohol syndrome eyes kills it for me.
n/a deanthecleanmachine 2017-03-28
she looks more like a bird than Dee
n/a jasim18 2017-03-28
Flutesy? More like floozy
ShE's A wOmAn
n/a jasim18 2017-03-28
aF lOwAr
n/a dude_relaxe 2017-03-28
pekhas
n/a jasim18 2017-03-28
sToCk
n/a sloppysammy 2017-03-28
tss tss She should be called Glutsey or sumthin cuz she got a FAT FAWKIN ASSSSSSSSS!
n/a jasim18 2017-03-28
ShUd Ep. YoUr BeEn VaRy RuDe LyLe, U lEt Me FeNiSh.
n/a Icon_Crash 2017-03-28
Flutsey? More like tootsie.. 'cause she farts or somethin... I donno.. I'm jus riffin...
n/a Ant_Sucks 2017-03-28
Looks like any Romanian on chaturbate
n/a whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2017-03-28
She reminds me of this gorgeous young woman who I made vomit in her shoes for a nickel.
n/a I_Hate_Knickers 2017-03-28
You shoulda give hera dorra you skinfrint
n/a lemskroob 2017-03-28
how's ESL class coming along?
n/a I_Hate_Knickers 2017-03-28
Rhy you ask you want make fun of me too rike all lacist?
n/a lemskroob 2017-03-28
12 please, no MSG
n/a I_Hate_Knickers 2017-03-28
Msg vely good for rou make tall rike the Lock.
n/a holodog 2017-03-28
HELLO I AM WEALTHY AMERICAN TYCOON, PLEASE SHOW BUTTHOLE NOW.
n/a fyisah 2017-03-28
I would love to show her my well in the basement.
n/a SquamateSquadmate 2017-03-28
Multiple Miggs in the next cell. He hissed at you. What did he say?
He said, "I can smell your nose."
n/a OldWestGunslinger 2017-03-28
What's her Instagram?
n/a DanceLikeAJig 2017-03-28
https://www.instagram.com/luisabugs/?hl=en
n/a OldWestGunslinger 2017-03-28
God bless.
n/a DanceLikeAJig 2017-03-28
There's not much there, just one or two pics that show her ass.
n/a BabyDinosaurHead 2017-03-28
Would you enjoy squeezing her ample bottom?
n/a boring_oneliner 2017-03-28
how do these kind of photographers keep getting work?
n/a Bams_seed 2017-03-28
Model mayhem.com for amateur photographers and short girls that like to take their clothes off
n/a JoeCumiaSr 2017-03-28
She has 1 very good feature and chooses not to show it, fuck her.
n/a Xx9mmParabellumxX 2017-03-28
She needs a proper breast augmentation.
n/a liljoeyk 2017-03-28
Great pose WTF is she in mid - Macarena?
Someone has duped this poor woman but I dont care because she is terrible on ESDS. Voice like a foghorn.
n/a NumeroOtto 2017-03-28
I want to sniff her butt
n/a YourMomIsATroll 2017-03-28
No.
n/a ThePittWolf 2017-03-28
Yes.
n/a [deleted] 2017-03-28
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n/a telemecanique 2017-03-28
hoo dat?
n/a xaway3 2017-03-28
Show us your beak, ho
n/a IfFoundReturn2Tumblr 2017-03-28
She looks like the bitch from Antz (the movie)
A very sexy ant indeed.
n/a BaggySpandex 2017-03-28
This is the most regular human on the planet. Why do people fawn over her?
n/a 3stepsbackward 2017-03-28
One step closer to doing porn.
n/a DickensCoffee 2017-03-28
And to think somewhere right now an intoxicated East Side Dave is jerking off to this image
n/a northjersey47 2017-03-28
she looks like Silera (from the old rf.net)
n/a turnthemaround 2017-03-28
The photographer took hundreds of photos, and this was the best one.
n/a dakkar1 2017-03-28
isnt she a coal burner?
n/a arudareh 2017-03-28
Why is this average Frigidaire not showing her only worthwhile asset?
n/a LuciferMcSatan 2017-03-28
Yeccch ....
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n/a cabaretcabaret 2017-03-28
A cha cha cha
n/a Peckas1 2017-03-28
Fairy tales..can come true..
n/a TacoTrots 2017-03-28
Looks good to me, and I totally would.
n/a RamonFrunkis 2017-03-28
My penis is so confused right now. My body registers this is a female in her prime years of procreation, who has a passing resemblance to a young Jane Seymour, large almond brown eyes, an attractive physique, wide birthing hips, and the knowledge they form a hidden but nearly perfect bottom.. yet her breasts seem to recede into her body, she couldn't be standing any more unnaturally, I could siesta in her schnoz shade, she's probably slept with ESD and definitely with someone at TACN, and her body just doesn't seem proportional.
I give her a 9 on the Patrice scale: a gorgeous ugly chick.
n/a CoolerKing37 2017-03-28
ME: Fuck Jane Seymour!
n/a TangerineReam 2017-03-28
The ass alone is worth it. And this is a girl who's going to stay in this shape for a long time. Girls with huge asses and breasts (not necessarily both) are paranoid of the bottom falling out with their bodies, with fat being collected elsewhere. Skinny girls with nothing going on can let themselves go without going over the line. ACTUAL curvy women (not curvy fat women) are paranoid about going from an HOURGLASS to a BELL. So -unless they have issues with depression and ADHD- they're a bit more vigilant
n/a thordagen 2017-03-28
thicc
n/a EYE8OPIE 2017-03-28
She forgot to put on her tits
n/a kevin121312 2017-03-28
She looks like a woman from 1960 Russia
n/a glyde69 2017-03-28
9/30
n/a dopaminenotyours 2017-03-28
This picture only works because she's looking straight at the camera. Turn that head more than 45 degrees to the side and her Adrien Brody nose would suck the sexuality out of the picture in one giant inhale. You'd have to cut a hole in the brown paper bag for that schnoz to make it fit.
n/a ThePittWolf 2017-03-28
Yes, she has the face of a toucan but if you wouldn't at least fuck her, you're gay.
n/a Yujiro_Hanma_ 2017-03-28
Decent 6.5... dat ass a 8 doe
n/a Midian9876 2017-03-28
This young lady better have a penis.
n/a throwawaymanthrows 2017-03-28
She is the DEFINITION of a butterface.
n/a throwawaymanthrows 2017-03-28
She's a backpage girl, I'm guessing from the Wisconsin area.
n/a SkepticSloth 2017-03-28
I would take her out to a fine hamburger dinner before placing my penis in her mouth.
n/a TacolasCage 2017-03-28
I grew up in a Mexican ghetto.. She's a 5 at best.
n/a forcedhammer 2017-03-28
stick to being a big fish in a small pond, hun
n/a culture_silence 2017-03-28
They did a great job shopping out the bite marks.
n/a throwawizzlemahnizzl 2017-03-28
I used to crack wise but she's hot, the Azerbaijani nose and "youngest daughter of 22 person immigrant household" look only enhances it.
n/a Billyassman 2017-03-28
That gotta go.
n/a joeybeans12 2017-03-28
If your in to mom bods, shes a solid 7
n/a bonniesretardsister 2017-03-28
But Slayer never wrote a song about them.
n/a arudareh 2017-03-28
ME: The reich really likes the direction of the camp! Check out the fawkin numbahs!!!
n/a NGJimmy 2017-03-28
https://youtu.be/hj4qboBHVhI