For context, I work at a video store that is usually very stingy about giving out freebies. The best I've gotten so far is a free DVD for being good at sales and, even then, we had to pick from stock that wasn't renting out.
These weren't a reward. These were just given to us.
How are you just gonna drop that you work at a "video store" and then disappear for 4 hours? "Hey guys check out what I found at my job, I work on the moon and my boss is stingy, well see ya."
I wonder how many theaters are looking at their schedule, like "Hmm, add another screen for Guardians of the Galaxy or Pirates of the Caribbean...or this piece of shit."
I'm betting Snatched will be on iTunes and Netflix before the end of May, in a last ditch attempt to break even.
And Amy backed out of a big ticket, big paycheck movie like Barbie, to do 6 weeks of promotion for a movie they're already papering?
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n/a Radank 2017-03-28
For context, I work at a video store that is usually very stingy about giving out freebies. The best I've gotten so far is a free DVD for being good at sales and, even then, we had to pick from stock that wasn't renting out.
These weren't a reward. These were just given to us.
n/a bonecrushingkisses 2017-03-28
What's a video store?
n/a Radank 2017-03-28
A horrible place.
n/a PassProtect15 2017-03-28
What part of the country are you in? I haven't seen a video store in years.
n/a Radank 2017-03-28
Ohio. You can find this particular chain throughout the Midwestern US.
n/a TheNigIsUp 2017-03-28
Family video?
n/a Radank 2017-03-28
Nah. Smaller.
n/a TheNigIsUp 2017-03-28
The fact we have more than one video rental store in this shit state makes me pray for a nuke.
n/a joeroganpodcastfan 2017-03-28
Call me old fashioned but I miss my blockbuster.
n/a Viking_Lordbeast 2017-03-28
Me too. Now I have to meet my dealer at some landromat.
n/a deathbirdstories 2017-03-28
Movie Gallery?
n/a maloonigans 2017-03-28
it's porn right - a porn video store?
n/a Radank 2017-03-28
No, but we have a back room.
n/a aprosbro 2017-03-28
Do you work in a video store or a big box store that has videos? I cant believe there are still like sun coast video stores in the world.
n/a Radank 2017-03-28
It might as well be Blockbuster. We rent and sell. We even have a porn room.
n/a aprosbro 2017-03-28
Wow. Man I remember video stores that rented porn.
n/a dankfranklin 2017-03-28
Please tell me it's behind swinging saloon doors.
Hanging beads are also acceptable.
n/a Radank 2017-03-28
Saloon doors. Squeaky too.
n/a whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2017-03-28
From all da fawkin cumm FAWK YAHH
n/a andiswearrrr 2017-03-28
You're interesting. I need to know more about your life.
n/a SledgeBammer 2017-03-28
He really needed a job after he got fired from Panera
n/a avengingbullet 2017-03-28
HE NEEDED DA MAHNEYY!!
n/a Radank 2017-03-28
I wish my previous job were shittier. This one wouldn't feel so bad in comparison.
n/a wllmweller 2017-03-28
This made me laugh
n/a Ant_Sucks 2017-03-28
He's working on his screenplay
n/a Radank 2017-03-28
How did you know?
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n/a dankfranklin 2017-03-28
How are you just gonna drop that you work at a "video store" and then disappear for 4 hours? "Hey guys check out what I found at my job, I work on the moon and my boss is stingy, well see ya."
n/a aTwinkForFez 2017-03-28
Yeah hes like a astronaut, except in poor shape and renting a room from his grandma
n/a SquamateSquadmate 2017-03-28
That's like saying you work at a BUGGY WHIP store. Right, guys?
n/a packitchofsositch 2017-03-28
airbags...
n/a SledgeBammer 2017-03-28
Oh no no no he doesn't work on the moon.
n/a chunk337 2017-03-28
Do u guys still rent Nintendo cartridges?
n/a Radank 2017-03-28
Only if we think you're dumb enough to lick the cartridge.
n/a packitchofsositch 2017-03-28
I'd lick if you have Batman Returns. I need to play that shit again.
n/a whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2017-03-28
What? Do they have big capacitors in them or something?
n/a Radank 2017-03-28
They taste like shit. A bunch of gaming bloggers licked them and got made fun of for looking like shitheads.
n/a whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2017-03-28
I guess you had to be there
n/a TayNez 2017-03-28
Guess you made it a Blockbuster night.
n/a ManiacalChrisBenoit 2017-03-28
AMA please.
n/a Radank 2017-03-28
A) It sucks.
B) The worst part is sales and threats of cut hours if you don't collect enough charity.
C) No, I have Netflix.
That answers just about any question that could be asked.
n/a TedShecklerHouse 2017-03-28
Bullshit. No one would fuck her.
n/a chrissurra 2017-03-28
Randall?
n/a oskimon 2017-03-28
Yeah, what are you looking for?
n/a Radank 2017-03-28
In a row?
n/a valley_pete 2017-03-28
Saw the trailer for the first time when I saw 'Life' this weekend....woof. That motherfucker got a resounding nill on the applause-o-meter.
n/a chipkatspartan 2017-03-28
You patronize a place where individuals applaud movie trailers? I do not wish to visit this area.
n/a valley_pete 2017-03-28
Shit, good call, I meant there was no laughter.
n/a saessea 2017-03-28
Her 15 minutes are up. I couldn't be happier.
n/a deathbirdstories 2017-03-28
I work electronics at WalMart and these are packaged on the DVDs and BluRays for that awful James Franco Bryan Cranston movie "Why Him?"
Studios do this for movies they're afraid no one will watch. The last ones of these I saw were for Resident Evil 6.
n/a Radank 2017-03-28
I hadn't considered that it was packaged with something. Of course they paired dreck with dreck.
n/a deathbirdstories 2017-03-28
Great example of that, two weeks ago when "Passengers" came out on BluRay we had it bundled with "After Earth".
n/a chipkatspartan 2017-03-28
Is the issue that they exist or that you're going to personally make sure this movie tanks by peeling off stickers?
n/a Radank 2017-03-28
Read my initial comment. They were given to me by management.
Not to take this too literally. I just can't tell if you're really that stupid.
n/a chipkatspartan 2017-03-28
Yeah I'm stupid and you're the one that works at a video store in 2017, great call.
n/a scarletknight2 2017-03-28
Don't be such ageists, I just got my coal and ice delivered.
n/a SkepticSloth 2017-03-28
They're papering this already?
LOL.
I wonder how many theaters are looking at their schedule, like "Hmm, add another screen for Guardians of the Galaxy or Pirates of the Caribbean...or this piece of shit."
I'm betting Snatched will be on iTunes and Netflix before the end of May, in a last ditch attempt to break even.
And Amy backed out of a big ticket, big paycheck movie like Barbie, to do 6 weeks of promotion for a movie they're already papering?
LOL.
Lets see how she lies her way out of this one.
n/a joeroganpodcastfan 2017-03-28
Jeez, the internet trolls have even infiltrated her box office numbers /s
n/a BarryMcCaulkener 2017-03-28
Movie's not tracking well, Big Amy? Fuckin' lunchbox-looking cunt.
n/a SledgeBammer 2017-03-28
He really needed a job after he got fired from Panera
n/a wllmweller 2017-03-28
This made me laugh
n/a Ant_Sucks 2017-03-28
He's working on his screenplay
n/a deathbirdstories 2017-03-28
Great example of that, two weeks ago when "Passengers" came out on BluRay we had it bundled with "After Earth".
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