Amy's fucked

26  2017-03-28 by Radank

58 comments

For context, I work at a video store that is usually very stingy about giving out freebies. The best I've gotten so far is a free DVD for being good at sales and, even then, we had to pick from stock that wasn't renting out.

These weren't a reward. These were just given to us.

What's a video store?

A horrible place.

What part of the country are you in? I haven't seen a video store in years.

Ohio. You can find this particular chain throughout the Midwestern US.

Family video?

Nah. Smaller.

The fact we have more than one video rental store in this shit state makes me pray for a nuke.

Call me old fashioned but I miss my blockbuster.

Me too. Now I have to meet my dealer at some landromat.

Movie Gallery?

it's porn right - a porn video store?

No, but we have a back room.

Do you work in a video store or a big box store that has videos? I cant believe there are still like sun coast video stores in the world.

It might as well be Blockbuster. We rent and sell. We even have a porn room.

Wow. Man I remember video stores that rented porn.

Please tell me it's behind swinging saloon doors.

Hanging beads are also acceptable.

Saloon doors. Squeaky too.

From all da fawkin cumm FAWK YAHH

I work at a video store

You're interesting. I need to know more about your life.

He really needed a job after he got fired from Panera

HE NEEDED DA MAHNEYY!!

I wish my previous job were shittier. This one wouldn't feel so bad in comparison.

This made me laugh

He's working on his screenplay

How did you know?

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How are you just gonna drop that you work at a "video store" and then disappear for 4 hours? "Hey guys check out what I found at my job, I work on the moon and my boss is stingy, well see ya."

Yeah hes like a astronaut, except in poor shape and renting a room from his grandma

That's like saying you work at a BUGGY WHIP store. Right, guys?

airbags...

Oh no no no he doesn't work on the moon.

Do u guys still rent Nintendo cartridges?

Only if we think you're dumb enough to lick the cartridge.

I'd lick if you have Batman Returns. I need to play that shit again.

What? Do they have big capacitors in them or something?

They taste like shit. A bunch of gaming bloggers licked them and got made fun of for looking like shitheads.

I guess you had to be there

Guess you made it a Blockbuster night.

AMA please.

A) It sucks.

B) The worst part is sales and threats of cut hours if you don't collect enough charity.

C) No, I have Netflix.

That answers just about any question that could be asked.

Bullshit. No one would fuck her.

Randall?

Yeah, what are you looking for?

In a row?

Saw the trailer for the first time when I saw 'Life' this weekend....woof. That motherfucker got a resounding nill on the applause-o-meter.

You patronize a place where individuals applaud movie trailers? I do not wish to visit this area.

Shit, good call, I meant there was no laughter.

Her 15 minutes are up. I couldn't be happier.

I work electronics at WalMart and these are packaged on the DVDs and BluRays for that awful James Franco Bryan Cranston movie "Why Him?"

Studios do this for movies they're afraid no one will watch. The last ones of these I saw were for Resident Evil 6.

I hadn't considered that it was packaged with something. Of course they paired dreck with dreck.

Great example of that, two weeks ago when "Passengers" came out on BluRay we had it bundled with "After Earth".

Is the issue that they exist or that you're going to personally make sure this movie tanks by peeling off stickers?

Read my initial comment. They were given to me by management.

Not to take this too literally. I just can't tell if you're really that stupid.

Yeah I'm stupid and you're the one that works at a video store in 2017, great call.

Don't be such ageists, I just got my coal and ice delivered.

They're papering this already?

LOL.

I wonder how many theaters are looking at their schedule, like "Hmm, add another screen for Guardians of the Galaxy or Pirates of the Caribbean...or this piece of shit."

I'm betting Snatched will be on iTunes and Netflix before the end of May, in a last ditch attempt to break even.

And Amy backed out of a big ticket, big paycheck movie like Barbie, to do 6 weeks of promotion for a movie they're already papering?

LOL.

Lets see how she lies her way out of this one.

Jeez, the internet trolls have even infiltrated her box office numbers /s

Movie's not tracking well, Big Amy? Fuckin' lunchbox-looking cunt.

He really needed a job after he got fired from Panera

This made me laugh

He's working on his screenplay

Great example of that, two weeks ago when "Passengers" came out on BluRay we had it bundled with "After Earth".

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