Y'know what cures anxiety and self loathing? A good old fashioned rape!

I'm very socially awkward, I went on a Halloween booze cruise with my friends 2 years ago. I drank 2 double jack and cokes and a Bud light(to build the liquid courage) in the 30 minutes on the boat till we got to the island. I got so shit faced later that I missed the boat back and spent all night sleeping on a bench outside in 35° weather dressed a faggot cowboy.

I have not been to a bar in America since

Same thing happened to Anth when Keith took him to fire island. His experience had at least ten times more sodomy than yours though.

That's a lot of sodomy!

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Nah! It's simple as pie man: you plant your feet on the ground, you look her square in the eyes you say "Hey! baby, you and me's goin' on a date, that's the end of the story". What's her name?

Lance.

When you wrote I love the pussy, was you thinking bout dangling your dice on Lance's forehead?

Women believe what other people tell them. That's why every woman's magazine is just advice and tips from experts. If you tell a woman that you are a piece of shit they will believe you. If you tell them you are a bad mother fucker they will believe you.

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