How many Patton Oswalt's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

18  2017-03-25 by Thomas_Daly

4

1 to hold the bulb in place, 2 to spin the ladder, and another to murder his wife and molest his daughter.

9 comments

n/a  Fat_People_Hydra 2017-03-25

I thought you were dead.

n/a  TheNigIsUp 2017-03-25

Wishes don't come true.

n/a  Thomas_Daly 2017-03-25

Only on the inside

n/a  ManiacalChrisBenoit 2017-03-25

Let's not bring the kid into this. It's bad enough her father murdered her drug addicted mother. I swear Patton's life sounds like it takes place in a trailer park in Alabama.

n/a  Thomas_Daly 2017-03-25

I'm just trying to shed light on the issue and get that kid out of Patton's weird web

n/a  PepperTheCentaur 2017-03-25

Can I volunteer to be the another?

n/a  chris2webby 2017-03-25

so Patton Oswalt murdered his wife....

but can he see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?

n/a  Dagidugidai 2017-03-25

2, the problem is finding a lightbulb big enough and getting them inside

n/a  Thomas_Daly 2017-03-25

OH YOU I DIDN'T MEAN FORNICATE IN A LIGHT BULB