Norton gives advice on sobering up at the tender age of 18...includes such profound rhetoricals such as "what is cool?" Cringe inducing radio.

9  2017-03-24 by Guinness666

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"Shut up, whore! I'm talking about love and God, you fucking cunt. Shoot yourself. Go ahead, buddy."

The best part of this entire thing is Jimmy's speech dichotomy. Screaming at a woman at the top of his lungs, immediately followed by a soothing lil Jimmy, talking about his life honestly with a stranger. The juxtaposition between the two made my pecckah all hard, tsssssss

Just watched Jim on TACS, I love that fucking degenerate.

Some of the best Di smashing, though

I'm with Norton. I was 13 and with my friend at this ladies house. She wanted us to dump her seagrams wine coolers down the sink. So we drank them. Got so fucked up. I woke up the next day realizing I had a problem that had to be nipped in the bud. It's been a struggle, but I've been sober ever since.

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That was actually funny. Yes, he was doing that "wise former alcoholic offers sage advice''schtick, but with the way he was berating Lady Di in between, he knew how to make it part of a good bit. He only only turned cringy when he started to take himself seriously and acts like he's still in a daily struggle with substance abuse, to the point that he freaks out when someone even uses weed in the same room as him, even though he hasn't had a drink or a smoke since he was in his teens.

Nothing was worse than norton trying to hang with Ronnie B swapping Addict stories. Ron shot dope while norton got a upset stomach after a little too much schnapps

Jimmy thinks AA means never mentioning that you go there. Fuckin idiot, the "anonymous" part of it means not exposing others who go, it doesn't mean they don't want you mentioning that you go. He's such a dumbfuck.

That was maddening on the Stanhope argument. Hasn't he heard a million celebrities admit they go to AA? He's acting like it's Fight Club.

"They say..." Do they, Jim?

When was this? I'm assuming it wasn't recently if Di is calling in.