His bank account and level of celebrity preclude me from ever feeling sorry for him. You're Star Lord, asshole, and you get Anna Farris to give you blowjobs on the regular. Quit bitching.
Jurassic World was utter SHIT!
Any of you who paid to see that deserve to be killed. Now they're making a second, probably third fourth and fifth. Why not? Making new, creative movies is difficult. Having a "cinematic universe" means you can tell the same story with the same characters again and again and the RUBES will keep watching
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n/a TrackSuitVos 2017-03-24
Poor handsome pussy-crushing Chris Pratt. I'll shed a tear for him today.
n/a CaptainJeanLucPeckah 2017-03-24
His bank account and level of celebrity preclude me from ever feeling sorry for him. You're Star Lord, asshole, and you get Anna Farris to give you blowjobs on the regular. Quit bitching.
n/a deanthecleanmachine 2017-03-24
shes not even that hot
n/a CaptainJeanLucPeckah 2017-03-24
She's hot enough, and still hotter than the last woman I was with.
n/a deanthecleanmachine 2017-03-24
Everyone here can say that
n/a BabyDinosaurHead 2017-03-24
He was obviously kidding.
n/a xaway3 2017-03-24
Reddit fags think this guy is so cool
n/a unclepaul84 2017-03-24
I wonder if faggot fan boy ERock wants him to sign one of his toys.
n/a TittyMtnhighway 2017-03-24
Jurassic World was utter SHIT! Any of you who paid to see that deserve to be killed. Now they're making a second, probably third fourth and fifth. Why not? Making new, creative movies is difficult. Having a "cinematic universe" means you can tell the same story with the same characters again and again and the RUBES will keep watching
n/a rottenseed 2017-03-24
He was fucking around.
n/a littlepeteferguson 2017-03-24
He's probably being facetious considering the fact that his post deviated into a total non-sequitur
n/a ballpitpredator 2017-03-24
Its a fucking joke that page 6 (and you) took seriously