Artie got fired because he was pathetic enough to sing nigger parodies just to impress Opie. Once fired, he tipped off the cops to come arrest him so that it would appear he got fired for drugs and not for saying nigger.

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Ahhhh

Shit, Craig T. Nelson aged hard.

This theory is so utterly autistic that it's makes perfect sense. Well done, sir.

Just tweeted he didn't get fired tho.

Trump should call the cops stupid but then invite Artie and the cops to the White House to have a beer.

I was with you until this sentence. Now I'm just confused.

blue moon?

He got fired because he caught judd apatow sucking some kids dick i heard and artie relapsed to cope with the traumatic experience and then judd stood up for him after he was arrested and didnt fire him because he was afraid artie would tell if he did.. just wat i heard

I am that kid.

I am 5 years old. That old heeb wanted to finish me with his anus but the gape was too big for my young peckah.

IT'S A QUANSPIRACY!

Mind control,CS Kenny set him up,so Norton could get his gigs.