Big Amy drops out of Barbie movie

151  2017-03-23 by Brokenbatmancowl

154 comments

"Drops out", yeah right. Everyone knows her demise is happening, having her in another movie is box office poison, as my man Norm would say.

How long until she falls to Dane Cook levels of obscurity and forgotton fame?

Who?

The smartest thing Big Amy ever did career-wise was getting in with the feminists. Now, when her career tanks she can blame it all on the patriarchy and still earn a living off of fat blue-haired millennials and bitter middle-aged dykes.

Don't forget angry right wing babies who give her constant attention.

I actually disagree, I think it's the worst decision of her career. Feminists don't seem like a loyal fanbase unless you say & do absolutely the "perfect" thing. Slip up with a slightly wrong "take" or even an out-of-context quote and she is fucked.

The best strategy would be to just let your work speak for itself, try to do some funny shit & try not to turn off your fans.

Because as much shit as the "Ghostbusters" remake got, i don't see Kristen Wiig get a lot of shit & she was the star. Obviously people will say she sucks but there doesn't seem to be much hatred towards her. Wiig also does a lot of indie films that no one watches & she has a good career. Everything about Wiig would suggest she's a flaming Lib too but she's not on social media, she lives privately & doesn't lecture people. And if I hear she's in a movie that's good I'd have no problem seeing it

Also Wiig was in some genuinely funny movies. Bridesmaids was pretty good without being preachy feminist drek.

She's good in Paul, too.

She was fantastic on snl most of her time

Oh Tippy...

I actually disagree, I think it's the worst decision of her career.

She has made like 15 million dollars because of that decision though

I doubt it was her decision. The studio didn't want someone who is becoming more toxic by the month and gave her the option to make it look like it was her decision. The old coaching gag where the owner gives the Head Coach the option to quit before being fired to save a bit of dignity.

Put more words in quotes

That didn't help Janeane Garofalo. She hasn't had a feature role since Mystery Men

Fuck you, she was in 24 and blew Sutherland off the screen.

Sutherrand*

See my frair ( and don't correct me, it's racist and hurtful ) for pertinent information.

*peltinent ifolmatSHrrrn

That was before the feminists ran everything. She missed the boat by like five years.

Yeah, she decided to go on Air America, and whine all day. Horrible show. She's a good actress, she's shown she can pull her own weight, but everyone talks about how miserable she is to deal with. The comments in the SNL books about her are priceless, she's just always depressed or angry and nobody likes working with her.

That was the worst thing she did. These intense waves of political correctness consistently align with the political climate, and always pop up towards the end of a democratic president's second term. With two term republicans it's religion. The left now has far more tangible things to worry about, and by aligning herself with the ultra PC crowd she's delegitimized herself as a comedian and dated herself as a celebrity.

About a picklers fortnight.

Whene'er she makes it over to Compound Media

About a year.

It's coming on the heels of a widely reviled standup special which was heavily promoted. The powers that be sense the zeitgeist has moved away from jigglepiggy

My thought as well. Sony gave her the option to go out with dignity and say it was her decision, when it wasn't.

My man know

"Yeah, you know that huge role with lots of money attatched to it, I don't want it anymore...."

Whether she "dropped out" or not, it does seems like a better career to star opposite Steve Carrell rather than do a retarded Barbie movie.

But this sub has no effect on people's lives...

I wonder if Lena Dunham's available.

She's playing Ken

LOL "scheduling conflict" for a voice-over role. All she had to do was record her lines into a microphone.

It was going to be live action, like Enchanted. The real question was how they were planning on achieving Barbie's supermodel-like proportions. Or perhaps Mattel was going to make their special edition Barbies plus sized like Amy. I really want to know the answer to this conundrum.

She was going to be Fat Barbie. So Rebel Wilson will get the role now.

Rebel Wilson is probably a bit more easier to deal with...comes across as less of a cunt.

And she knows she's fat.

I saw a picture recently, Rebel has lost a ton of weight. Still has a ways to go, but she looks a lot better than Amy right now.

I figured it was going to be Barbie got fat and people were making fun of her, and she told the haters that "she never looked good skinny" and the haters were going to reply "shut up you lying cunt"

That sounds plausible to me.

In it, the main character gets kicked out of Barbieland for not being perfect enough and lands in a real-world adventure.

The idea I got from articles was that she wasn't a perfect barbie, she was flawed, see, so she was BRAVE and POWERFUL getting kicked out of Barbieland, and going into the real world, where fat women are funny and empowered and teach young girls it's okay to inhale a whole box of donuts in under 5 minutes.

Unless by live action he meant it would be like this, and ms piggy saw that clip and knew she definitely wouldn't be able to handle it

Cunt

Take that fatso!

No, you take it. I don't want it.

Too fat.

Rike a plig? Your slipping in and out of dimensions.

I understand your confusion, friendo. I took some engrish language lessons and am now almost completely fruent.

:)

I feel a song coming on...

Thats a shame. I heard shes up for the part of the elephant in Operation Dumbo Drop. Dropped on a landmine. Nyuck Nyuck................

It turns out she's going to play Curley in the all female remake of the Three Stooges.

The Three Cunts

Scheduling conflict: the movie shoots in July, but that's when Amy is scheduled to be in Saint-Tropez, eating ribs on a yacht with Lebron James.

"Ummm...Amy. I know this is kind of sensitive, but the studio wants you to drop 40 pounds by June. You know you can do the low carb thing everyone does, to lose weight fast....what, you're out? You're quitting? It's just 40 pounds...stop crying...Amy...oh...okay. I'll let them know..."

(Not really, they fired her fat ass.)

"Thank you for your service" coming out in october. Seems like I know that phrase from somewhere else

Explains her massive arms--she's playing Jesse.

I ain't got time to feed.

I was a fighter, a Navy whale..

or Brock Lesnar with shoulders like that....

Ain't nuthin but a bunch a washed up whales around here!

She oozed out

Don't worry Amy. You lost a role, but gained so many other rolls.

tsss yeah she gained a buncha BREAD ROLLS too cause this fuckin bitch loves to eat!

Ya heard what I said?

Oh literal BabyDinosaurHead

That's not how that works, stupid.

I'm working off my phone, but you're right

Oh Uncle Paul...

Tss...more like jelly rolls or sumptin

Faaawk did guys good

fawwk yea

a role is a role, and a roll is a roll. if we don't play our roles, then we don't eat no rolls

A jew? here?

Did you say Abe Lincoln?

Nah, my jewfinder is on the fritz.

guess they saw her turn as The Linebacker in her latest special

I heard she was going to play Barbies Dreamhouse but she got too fat.

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I honestly thought it was a joke that she was in it in the first place.

God, I hope that's Snatched movie bombs so this bitch's star can fade and this time next year she's the female Pauly Shore

There's no way (((Amy Schumer))) backed out of a starring role in a potential blockbuster movie/franchise. Either she cunted herself off the project, or the studio came to its senses.

Big Amy was always a retarded choice. If you want a chubby Barbie, you call fat jeans-era Jessica Simpson.

http://styletips101.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/jessica-simpson.jpg

I would destroy every single one of that plump retard's holes.

Fat Jessica Simpson was still 50 lighter than Big Amy.

And 50 times funnier

Likely was never an actual consideration, this was just a publicity stunt. I doubt I'd have any passing interest in a fucking Barbie movie otherwise.
Big Amy is used as a prop to advertise during preproduction until the studio can strategically back out, now they can replace her with a sensible 10 who has been trained by the globalist population control program to give teenagers bulimia via her voice alone. Everybody wins

And now... begins the fall...

They must have seen her picture.

I wish she dropped out of a wood chipper.

Whassat?

Was the floor damaged?

Blamey Jewmer playing Barbie is like Jim Norton playing Shaquille O'Neal. It never made sense.

Jimmy playing Shaq in a dead-serious Oscar-worthy biopic without the obvious miscasting problem ever being addressed would be fucking hilarious.

To us

That was the a bit I think Jimmy came up with on the show, make a 100% serious Oscar bait film about the Cuban Missile Crisis with A list actors, and then have the final scene be a giant orgy in the oval office with people shitting on each other.

Interferes with her eating schedules.

Exactly what I was thinking. She just doesn't want to leave Arby's.

Good. Go die, you phony hack cunt.

scheduling conflicts

She has lunch pencilled in for April through August

Even ignoring the whole "fat women are brave" thing, why would people want a role model for their daughters that talks on stage for hours about getting cummed on and inside of?

Slow down their fella.

We don't like SJWs, but we <3 creampies.

Couldn't fit into the largest costume Hollywood could buy.

THIS IS 100% HER DECISION! HER RECENT FAILURES HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH IT. SHE IS BRAVE AND FEIRCE AND HILARIOUS GET OVER IT MYSOGONIST ALT-RIGHT TRUMP MILO RUSSIA!

FIRED

scheduling conflict= studio dumping her

No no no. She's just in training for Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest 2017.

Fat people never win that. They can't do anything but stink and play harmonica.

It was either drop out or drop the weight. Too bad there wasnt a third option to drop dead

So in movie history nobody has ever had one movie coming when they're making another? How does Kevin Hart do three movies a year? Or in the 90s when Samuel L Jackson felt like he was doing a movie every other month?

She has a month and a half to promote Snatched.

You have to take in account that she's primarily a stand-up. She can't let movie roles distract her from grinding out fresh and original material for her next special.

See what you did there

Actors and actresses back out of movies all the time. Directors, too - Affleck backed out of the Batman movie recently - but he didn't get out in front of the press making excuses. It's not like she has tons of films lined up - the Barbie movie was her step up in profile - and now she's lost that. She's done, in movies, unless it's small parts - and if she can prove she can act, or if the part requires her to be herself, which is all she can play.

Someone at Sony finally saw that they were going to lose a shit ton of money on the Barbie movie. They're done taking chances with her.

And it's fucking awesome. I'm sure she's inhaled several gallons of ice cream already today.

She's getting one more shot. She's doing a romcom with Steve Carrell that was set to be filmed after this.

I think she's just very lazy and didn't want to do a stand up tour followed by a promotional tour and two movies back to back (plus possibly her TV show.) They can't really call her box office poison yet even if they expect it since she hasn't released her second movie yet.

I don't think it was her decision at all, laziness has nothing to do with it. You don't back out of huge production like this, because of scheduling. They were ramping up merchandising already for this, there was going to be a massive campaign to sell Barbie stuff along with this film. You don't back out, if you want to keep getting offered movies. Snatched doesn't need a 6 week media tour. Variety mentioned she'd been allowed to "spice up" the script already. The movie is a couple months out from shooting, the pre-production was happening. If she really did back out for scheduling, she'll never be offered a part this big again, because she just fucked Sony HARD.

Granted, i could see her being that horrifically egotistical that she thinks she can fuck a studio that hard with no repercussions, but i don't buy it. Someone at the top at Sony pulled the plug, and rescheduled the movie a year out so they can rework it, and let her claim what she is, to save face. That the media isn't even questioning it, says they know this is all PR, and that Sony knew they were gonna lose a fortune, so they stemmed the carnage.

It's going to be horrifically obvious how little talent she has, putting her in the same room as Steve Carrell. I feel sorry for him, wasting his time and energy like that. If the movie gets released, or she doesn't get recast when it's clear they have no chemistry, and she can't act.

The biggest problem here is she's never auditioned. She was handed all of her roles on a silver platter, acting ability sight unseen. Let her compete with real actresses for parts, lets see how she does.

I bet that the production company said they'd let her say it was down to scheduling conflicts, because when they told her it was because her special bombed and it's probably the beginning of the end for her, she said she'd tell everyone that they dumped her because she was fat or something.

"Look fellas, it's all going downhill from here, so unless you're looking for a Barbie on a different timeline (like Logan) who's now fat and unfunny...I'll probably have to pass."

I wish this fat balloon would just float away already

Fat jewish cunt.

Also; who the fuck needs that much representation? She has THREE management companies.

I really hope she's impaled.

She won't have them long, if she's not pulling in roles. They all work on percentages, and they're not going to pick up the phone for someone with no income.

...the main character gets kicked out of Barbieland for not being perfect enough and lands in a real-world adventure.

Does everything have to have an agenda?? It's a toy movie.

Written by the same political hacks who wrote the disasterous Ghostbusters reboot.

Yes, for those people, everything is an agenda. That's why their movies suck.

She dropped out to do publicity for this knee slapper.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PsBWnst8f7w

Well, it would be funny if she got gang-raped by of border niggers and buried in a shallow grave.

You know how fat people are brave when they show some skin in public?

Amy Schumer is their fearless leader.

I see she went with the melted candle joke again, it is it a callback? Who cares

The good news for her is they have her lined up for the sequel, "Barbie 2X."

Amy Schumer, Amy Pascal

Why are Amys cunts?

Don't forget about Amy Poehler! I've been annoyed at that sniveling nitwit for years.

Amy Winehouse seemed cool. By the end of that documentary it was a bummer being reminded of her demise. Wish she and Schumer traded lifestyle tendencies.

Haha, no merchandising royalties for you! We all know this is the only reason why you wanted a part you were so transparently wrong for. The studio had to make it appear as if departing was her decision to not piss off ugly fat girls. Amy's camp had no choice but to play ball; her stock is plummeting by the second, and now she's fired from Barbie? No no no, it's because she's so busy with her lucrative multimedia empire.

Now she can stay home and eat all them donuts!

heh... Good

Drop out? Whadd, she fall through the fawkin floor or sumpthin?

She was offered more money to star in Moby Dick.

ok gang you know what to do.

Rancid swine

Malibu Barbie's friend four chins barbie.

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Perhaps now she can focus on rebooting Garbage Pail Kids and star as hip new character Sally Swamp Pussy.

Hermie this time get me a skinny one. $$$$$$$$$.

I understand why she left. She got offered big money for her first fully nude role. It's in Godzilla 2, she'll be playing the maggot that pupates into Mothra.

Next stop, Cabbage Patch Kids movie.

Big Amy or big loser. Schedule conflict. Get the fuck out.More like...."That fat cunt is out of the movie".

Beach Barbie? Tss more like beached Barbie.

Well at least ot was due to scheduling conflicts and not the evil sub reddit rooms

Good. Now we can look forward to the Barbie movie we all deserve.

I hope they get Leslie Jones to sign on

well friends i honestly dont think we can ever sink this ship, or catch that whale if you will.

to me its not that she lacks talent, but that she went full retard with political views, for money.

so when you look at it like that you can bet your ass the left will hold her up, and celebrate her forever.

i wouldn't be surprised if she fills jon stewarts boots

THUD

If a whale 🐳 drops out of a movie and no one gives a shit, something something.

I really don't care.

I heard she's in the remake of Robin Williams' Flubber. I think they're calling it, Blubber.

So they need to cut some weight from the script

drops

I hope whatever was under her was well-reinforced.

Fucking LIAR. You don't drop out of a payday like the Barbie movie for a press tour - and Snatched doesn't rate a press tour big enough to drop a movie for.

She was DUMPED. They saw the signs, the movie was gonna flop. Sony has serious issues with the flops they've had, someone mercifully pulled the plug on that travesty.

Her movie career is stalled. Snatched is the key - when it flops, because it will, it's the official end of her starring in movies. She might get bit parts and supporting roles, but her career as a "star" is over.

TV show cancelled, dropped from big ticket movie, comedy special flops...she's on her way to the Chuckle Hut, boys.

I ain't got time to feed.

Oh literal BabyDinosaurHead

Tss...more like jelly rolls or sumptin

or Brock Lesnar with shoulders like that....