The smartest thing Big Amy ever did career-wise was getting in with the feminists. Now, when her career tanks she can blame it all on the patriarchy and still earn a living off of fat blue-haired millennials and bitter middle-aged dykes.
I actually disagree, I think it's the worst decision of her career. Feminists don't seem like a loyal fanbase unless you say & do absolutely the "perfect" thing. Slip up with a slightly wrong "take" or even an out-of-context quote and she is fucked.
The best strategy would be to just let your work speak for itself, try to do some funny shit & try not to turn off your fans.
Because as much shit as the "Ghostbusters" remake got, i don't see Kristen Wiig get a lot of shit & she was the star. Obviously people will say she sucks but there doesn't seem to be much hatred towards her. Wiig also does a lot of indie films that no one watches & she has a good career. Everything about Wiig would suggest she's a flaming Lib too but she's not on social media, she lives privately & doesn't lecture people. And if I hear she's in a movie that's good I'd have no problem seeing it
I doubt it was her decision. The studio didn't want someone who is becoming more toxic by the month and gave her the option to make it look like it was her decision. The old coaching gag where the owner gives the Head Coach the option to quit before being fired to save a bit of dignity.
Yeah, she decided to go on Air America, and whine all day. Horrible show. She's a good actress, she's shown she can pull her own weight, but everyone talks about how miserable she is to deal with. The comments in the SNL books about her are priceless, she's just always depressed or angry and nobody likes working with her.
That was the worst thing she did. These intense waves of political correctness consistently align with the political climate, and always pop up towards the end of a democratic president's second term. With two term republicans it's religion. The left now has far more tangible things to worry about, and by aligning herself with the ultra PC crowd she's delegitimized herself as a comedian and dated herself as a celebrity.
It's coming on the heels of a widely reviled standup special which was heavily promoted. The powers that be sense the zeitgeist has moved away from jigglepiggy
It was going to be live action, like Enchanted. The real question was how they were planning on achieving Barbie's supermodel-like proportions. Or perhaps Mattel was going to make their special edition Barbies plus sized like Amy. I really want to know the answer to this conundrum.
I figured it was going to be Barbie got fat and people were making fun of her, and she told the haters that "she never looked good skinny" and the haters were going to reply "shut up you lying cunt"
The idea I got from articles was that she wasn't a perfect barbie, she was flawed, see, so she was BRAVE and POWERFUL getting kicked out of Barbieland, and going into the real world, where fat women are funny and empowered and teach young girls it's okay to inhale a whole box of donuts in under 5 minutes.
"Ummm...Amy. I know this is kind of sensitive, but the studio wants you to drop 40 pounds by June. You know you can do the low carb thing everyone does, to lose weight fast....what, you're out? You're quitting? It's just 40 pounds...stop crying...Amy...oh...okay. I'll let them know..."
There's no way (((Amy Schumer))) backed out of a starring role in a potential blockbuster movie/franchise. Either she cunted herself off the project, or the studio came to its senses.
Big Amy was always a retarded choice. If you want a chubby Barbie, you call fat jeans-era Jessica Simpson.
Likely was never an actual consideration, this was just a publicity stunt. I doubt I'd have any passing interest in a fucking Barbie movie otherwise.
Big Amy is used as a prop to advertise during preproduction until the studio can strategically back out, now they can replace her with a sensible 10 who has been trained by the globalist population control program to give teenagers bulimia via her voice alone. Everybody wins
That was the a bit I think Jimmy came up with on the show, make a 100% serious Oscar bait film about the Cuban Missile Crisis with A list actors, and then have the final scene be a giant orgy in the oval office with people shitting on each other.
Even ignoring the whole "fat women are brave" thing, why would people want a role model for their daughters that talks on stage for hours about getting cummed on and inside of?
THIS IS 100% HER DECISION! HER RECENT FAILURES HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH IT. SHE IS BRAVE AND FEIRCE AND HILARIOUS GET OVER IT MYSOGONIST ALT-RIGHT TRUMP MILO RUSSIA!
So in movie history nobody has ever had one movie coming when they're making another? How does Kevin Hart do three movies a year? Or in the 90s when Samuel L Jackson felt like he was doing a movie every other month?
You have to take in account that she's primarily a stand-up. She can't let movie roles distract her from grinding out fresh and original material for her next special.
Actors and actresses back out of movies all the time. Directors, too - Affleck backed out of the Batman movie recently - but he didn't get out in front of the press making excuses. It's not like she has tons of films lined up - the Barbie movie was her step up in profile - and now she's lost that. She's done, in movies, unless it's small parts - and if she can prove she can act, or if the part requires her to be herself, which is all she can play.
Someone at Sony finally saw that they were going to lose a shit ton of money on the Barbie movie. They're done taking chances with her.
And it's fucking awesome. I'm sure she's inhaled several gallons of ice cream already today.
She's getting one more shot. She's doing a romcom with Steve Carrell that was set to be filmed after this.
I think she's just very lazy and didn't want to do a stand up tour followed by a promotional tour and two movies back to back (plus possibly her TV show.) They can't really call her box office poison yet even if they expect it since she hasn't released her second movie yet.
I don't think it was her decision at all, laziness has nothing to do with it. You don't back out of huge production like this, because of scheduling. They were ramping up merchandising already for this, there was going to be a massive campaign to sell Barbie stuff along with this film. You don't back out, if you want to keep getting offered movies. Snatched doesn't need a 6 week media tour. Variety mentioned she'd been allowed to "spice up" the script already. The movie is a couple months out from shooting, the pre-production was happening. If she really did back out for scheduling, she'll never be offered a part this big again, because she just fucked Sony HARD.
Granted, i could see her being that horrifically egotistical that she thinks she can fuck a studio that hard with no repercussions, but i don't buy it. Someone at the top at Sony pulled the plug, and rescheduled the movie a year out so they can rework it, and let her claim what she is, to save face. That the media isn't even questioning it, says they know this is all PR, and that Sony knew they were gonna lose a fortune, so they stemmed the carnage.
It's going to be horrifically obvious how little talent she has, putting her in the same room as Steve Carrell. I feel sorry for him, wasting his time and energy like that. If the movie gets released, or she doesn't get recast when it's clear they have no chemistry, and she can't act.
The biggest problem here is she's never auditioned. She was handed all of her roles on a silver platter, acting ability sight unseen. Let her compete with real actresses for parts, lets see how she does.
I bet that the production company said they'd let her say it was down to scheduling conflicts, because when they told her it was because her special bombed and it's probably the beginning of the end for her, she said she'd tell everyone that they dumped her because she was fat or something.
"Look fellas, it's all going downhill from here, so unless you're looking for a Barbie on a different timeline (like Logan) who's now fat and unfunny...I'll probably have to pass."
She won't have them long, if she's not pulling in roles. They all work on percentages, and they're not going to pick up the phone for someone with no income.
Amy Winehouse seemed cool. By the end of that documentary it was a bummer being reminded of her demise. Wish she and Schumer traded lifestyle tendencies.
Haha, no merchandising royalties for you! We all know this is the only reason why you wanted a part you were so transparently wrong for. The studio had to make it appear as if departing was her decision to not piss off ugly fat girls. Amy's camp had no choice but to play ball; her stock is plummeting by the second, and now she's fired from Barbie? No no no, it's because she's so busy with her lucrative multimedia empire.
I understand why she left. She got offered big money for her first fully nude role. It's in Godzilla 2, she'll be playing the maggot that pupates into Mothra.
Fucking LIAR. You don't drop out of a payday like the Barbie movie for a press tour - and Snatched doesn't rate a press tour big enough to drop a movie for.
She was DUMPED. They saw the signs, the movie was gonna flop. Sony has serious issues with the flops they've had, someone mercifully pulled the plug on that travesty.
Her movie career is stalled. Snatched is the key - when it flops, because it will, it's the official end of her starring in movies. She might get bit parts and supporting roles, but her career as a "star" is over.
TV show cancelled, dropped from big ticket movie, comedy special flops...she's on her way to the Chuckle Hut, boys.
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n/a DanceLikeAJig 2017-03-23
"Drops out", yeah right. Everyone knows her demise is happening, having her in another movie is box office poison, as my man Norm would say.
n/a BaconAndWeed 2017-03-23
How long until she falls to Dane Cook levels of obscurity and forgotton fame?
n/a leedsjr 2017-03-23
Who?
n/a Dick_Kickass 2017-03-23
The smartest thing Big Amy ever did career-wise was getting in with the feminists. Now, when her career tanks she can blame it all on the patriarchy and still earn a living off of fat blue-haired millennials and bitter middle-aged dykes.
n/a Bick_Bickerson 2017-03-23
Don't forget angry right wing babies who give her constant attention.
n/a xxmikekxx 2017-03-23
I actually disagree, I think it's the worst decision of her career. Feminists don't seem like a loyal fanbase unless you say & do absolutely the "perfect" thing. Slip up with a slightly wrong "take" or even an out-of-context quote and she is fucked.
The best strategy would be to just let your work speak for itself, try to do some funny shit & try not to turn off your fans.
Because as much shit as the "Ghostbusters" remake got, i don't see Kristen Wiig get a lot of shit & she was the star. Obviously people will say she sucks but there doesn't seem to be much hatred towards her. Wiig also does a lot of indie films that no one watches & she has a good career. Everything about Wiig would suggest she's a flaming Lib too but she's not on social media, she lives privately & doesn't lecture people. And if I hear she's in a movie that's good I'd have no problem seeing it
n/a ManiacalChrisBenoit 2017-03-23
Also Wiig was in some genuinely funny movies. Bridesmaids was pretty good without being preachy feminist drek.
n/a SkepticSloth 2017-03-23
She's good in Paul, too.
n/a PaintedPicture 2017-03-23
She was fantastic on snl most of her time
n/a VicDumb 2017-03-23
Oh Tippy...
n/a MagneticJohnson 2017-03-23
She has made like 15 million dollars because of that decision though
n/a NDVNevada 2017-03-23
I doubt it was her decision. The studio didn't want someone who is becoming more toxic by the month and gave her the option to make it look like it was her decision. The old coaching gag where the owner gives the Head Coach the option to quit before being fired to save a bit of dignity.
n/a theropers 2017-03-23
Put more words in quotes
n/a lemskroob 2017-03-23
That didn't help Janeane Garofalo. She hasn't had a feature role since Mystery Men
n/a I_Hate_Knickers 2017-03-23
Fuck you, she was in 24 and blew Sutherland off the screen.
n/a whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2017-03-23
Sutherrand*
n/a I_Hate_Knickers 2017-03-23
See my frair ( and don't correct me, it's racist and hurtful ) for pertinent information.
n/a Folken-braggart 2017-03-23
*peltinent ifolmatSHrrrn
n/a Dick_Kickass 2017-03-23
That was before the feminists ran everything. She missed the boat by like five years.
n/a SkepticSloth 2017-03-23
Yeah, she decided to go on Air America, and whine all day. Horrible show. She's a good actress, she's shown she can pull her own weight, but everyone talks about how miserable she is to deal with. The comments in the SNL books about her are priceless, she's just always depressed or angry and nobody likes working with her.
n/a callmesnake13 2017-03-23
That was the worst thing she did. These intense waves of political correctness consistently align with the political climate, and always pop up towards the end of a democratic president's second term. With two term republicans it's religion. The left now has far more tangible things to worry about, and by aligning herself with the ultra PC crowd she's delegitimized herself as a comedian and dated herself as a celebrity.
n/a DreadfortReek 2017-03-23
About a picklers fortnight.
n/a PaintedPicture 2017-03-23
Whene'er she makes it over to Compound Media
n/a SkepticSloth 2017-03-23
About a year.
n/a knitro 2017-03-23
It's coming on the heels of a widely reviled standup special which was heavily promoted. The powers that be sense the zeitgeist has moved away from jigglepiggy
n/a NDVNevada 2017-03-23
My thought as well. Sony gave her the option to go out with dignity and say it was her decision, when it wasn't.
n/a fashanoo 2017-03-23
My man know
n/a AiCPearlJam 2017-03-23
"Yeah, you know that huge role with lots of money attatched to it, I don't want it anymore...."
n/a TayNez 2017-03-23
Whether she "dropped out" or not, it does seems like a better career to star opposite Steve Carrell rather than do a retarded Barbie movie.
n/a jjoharanyc1 2017-03-23
But this sub has no effect on people's lives...
n/a TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2017-03-23
I wonder if Lena Dunham's available.
n/a Zombied77 2017-03-23
She's playing Ken
n/a peopleforgetthat 2017-03-23
LOL "scheduling conflict" for a voice-over role. All she had to do was record her lines into a microphone.
n/a 1stunna 2017-03-23
It was going to be live action, like Enchanted. The real question was how they were planning on achieving Barbie's supermodel-like proportions. Or perhaps Mattel was going to make their special edition Barbies plus sized like Amy. I really want to know the answer to this conundrum.
n/a bonniesretardsister 2017-03-23
She was going to be Fat Barbie. So Rebel Wilson will get the role now.
n/a puppy_action_team 2017-03-23
Rebel Wilson is probably a bit more easier to deal with...comes across as less of a cunt.
n/a Chris_Benoit_Daycare 2017-03-23
And she knows she's fat.
n/a SkepticSloth 2017-03-23
I saw a picture recently, Rebel has lost a ton of weight. Still has a ways to go, but she looks a lot better than Amy right now.
n/a peopleforgetthat 2017-03-23
I figured it was going to be Barbie got fat and people were making fun of her, and she told the haters that "she never looked good skinny" and the haters were going to reply "shut up you lying cunt"
n/a TOPICALJOKELOL 2017-03-23
That sounds plausible to me.
n/a electricmonk9 2017-03-23
n/a SkepticSloth 2017-03-23
The idea I got from articles was that she wasn't a perfect barbie, she was flawed, see, so she was BRAVE and POWERFUL getting kicked out of Barbieland, and going into the real world, where fat women are funny and empowered and teach young girls it's okay to inhale a whole box of donuts in under 5 minutes.
n/a crookedmile 2017-03-23
No shit, it's not difficult.
n/a peopleforgetthat 2017-03-23
Unless by live action he meant it would be like this, and ms piggy saw that clip and knew she definitely wouldn't be able to handle it
n/a Hantaviral 2017-03-23
Cunt
n/a PepperTheCentaur 2017-03-23
Take that fatso!
n/a I_Hate_Knickers 2017-03-23
No, you take it. I don't want it.
Too fat.
n/a PepperTheCentaur 2017-03-23
Rike a plig? Your slipping in and out of dimensions.
n/a I_Hate_Knickers 2017-03-23
I understand your confusion, friendo. I took some engrish language lessons and am now almost completely fruent.
:)
n/a _TheConsumer_ 2017-03-23
I feel a song coming on...
n/a opestersmammarydrip 2017-03-23
Thats a shame. I heard shes up for the part of the elephant in Operation Dumbo Drop. Dropped on a landmine. Nyuck Nyuck................
n/a 1stunna 2017-03-23
It turns out she's going to play Curley in the all female remake of the Three Stooges.
n/a chris2webby 2017-03-23
The Three Cunts
n/a PhilipMarma 2017-03-23
Scheduling conflict: the movie shoots in July, but that's when Amy is scheduled to be in Saint-Tropez, eating ribs on a yacht with Lebron James.
n/a SkepticSloth 2017-03-23
"Ummm...Amy. I know this is kind of sensitive, but the studio wants you to drop 40 pounds by June. You know you can do the low carb thing everyone does, to lose weight fast....what, you're out? You're quitting? It's just 40 pounds...stop crying...Amy...oh...okay. I'll let them know..."
(Not really, they fired her fat ass.)
n/a OpieCouldaBeenAModel 2017-03-23
"Thank you for your service" coming out in october. Seems like I know that phrase from somewhere else
n/a PhilipMarma 2017-03-23
Explains her massive arms--she's playing Jesse.
n/a leroidianhaus 2017-03-23
I ain't got time to feed.
n/a PhilipMarma 2017-03-23
I was a fighter, a Navy whale..
n/a danimalplanimal 2017-03-23
or Brock Lesnar with shoulders like that....
n/a PunchPistols 2017-03-23
Ain't nuthin but a bunch a washed up whales around here!
n/a 1475315963 2017-03-23
She oozed out
n/a Ant_Sucks 2017-03-23
Don't worry Amy. You lost a role, but gained so many other rolls.
n/a BabyDinosaurHead 2017-03-23
tsss yeah she gained a buncha BREAD ROLLS too cause this fuckin bitch loves to eat!
Ya heard what I said?
n/a crookedmile 2017-03-23
Oh literal BabyDinosaurHead
n/a thrillated 2017-03-23
That's not how that works, stupid.
n/a crookedmile 2017-03-23
I'm working off my phone, but you're right
n/a BradStorch 2017-03-23
Oh Uncle Paul...
n/a _TheConsumer_ 2017-03-23
Tss...more like jelly rolls or sumptin
n/a BabyDinosaurHead 2017-03-23
Faaawk did guys good
n/a Alan_Stanwyk 2017-03-23
fawwk yea
n/a chris2webby 2017-03-23
a role is a role, and a roll is a roll. if we don't play our roles, then we don't eat no rolls
n/a SorryFiMAGADog 2017-03-23
A jew? here?
n/a TittyMtnhighway 2017-03-23
Did you say Abe Lincoln?
n/a SorryFiMAGADog 2017-03-23
Nah, my jewfinder is on the fritz.
n/a retroracer 2017-03-23
guess they saw her turn as The Linebacker in her latest special
n/a JeremyACrosby 2017-03-23
I heard she was going to play Barbies Dreamhouse but she got too fat.
n/a BabyDinosaurHead 2017-03-23
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
n/a icecap 2017-03-23
I honestly thought it was a joke that she was in it in the first place.
n/a JMueller2012 2017-03-23
God, I hope that's Snatched movie bombs so this bitch's star can fade and this time next year she's the female Pauly Shore
n/a joomommyhappy 2017-03-23
There's no way (((Amy Schumer))) backed out of a starring role in a potential blockbuster movie/franchise. Either she cunted herself off the project, or the studio came to its senses.
Big Amy was always a retarded choice. If you want a chubby Barbie, you call fat jeans-era Jessica Simpson.
http://styletips101.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/jessica-simpson.jpg
n/a BabyDinosaurHead 2017-03-23
I would destroy every single one of that plump retard's holes.
n/a dwc151 2017-03-23
Fat Jessica Simpson was still 50 lighter than Big Amy.
n/a _TheConsumer_ 2017-03-23
And 50 times funnier
n/a SueLightningsPenis 2017-03-23
Likely was never an actual consideration, this was just a publicity stunt. I doubt I'd have any passing interest in a fucking Barbie movie otherwise.
Big Amy is used as a prop to advertise during preproduction until the studio can strategically back out, now they can replace her with a sensible 10 who has been trained by the globalist population control program to give teenagers bulimia via her voice alone. Everybody wins
n/a I_want_Forbin 2017-03-23
And now... begins the fall...
n/a 3stepsbackward 2017-03-23
They must have seen her picture.
n/a WhooKiddzDabesso 2017-03-23
I wish she dropped out of a wood chipper.
n/a MoeGreenVegas 2017-03-23
Whassat?
n/a CookieHaid 2017-03-23
Was the floor damaged?
n/a AsianAnalParty 2017-03-23
Blamey Jewmer playing Barbie is like Jim Norton playing Shaquille O'Neal. It never made sense.
n/a TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2017-03-23
Jimmy playing Shaq in a dead-serious Oscar-worthy biopic without the obvious miscasting problem ever being addressed would be fucking hilarious.
n/a VicDumb 2017-03-23
To us
n/a AsunaKirito4Ever 2017-03-23
That was the a bit I think Jimmy came up with on the show, make a 100% serious Oscar bait film about the Cuban Missile Crisis with A list actors, and then have the final scene be a giant orgy in the oval office with people shitting on each other.
n/a FloppyDonkeyBalls 2017-03-23
Interferes with her eating schedules.
n/a nomorecompromise 2017-03-23
Exactly what I was thinking. She just doesn't want to leave Arby's.
n/a RacistPigeon 2017-03-23
Good. Go die, you phony hack cunt.
n/a Leeham721 2017-03-23
She has lunch pencilled in for April through August
n/a NortheastPhilly 2017-03-23
Even ignoring the whole "fat women are brave" thing, why would people want a role model for their daughters that talks on stage for hours about getting cummed on and inside of?
n/a majestik6 2017-03-23
Slow down their fella.
We don't like SJWs, but we <3 creampies.
n/a camaro69 2017-03-23
Couldn't fit into the largest costume Hollywood could buy.
n/a cakehornnigga 2017-03-23
THIS IS 100% HER DECISION! HER RECENT FAILURES HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH IT. SHE IS BRAVE AND FEIRCE AND HILARIOUS GET OVER IT MYSOGONIST ALT-RIGHT TRUMP MILO RUSSIA!
n/a Old_Man_Dummy 2017-03-23
FIRED
n/a kevin121312 2017-03-23
scheduling conflict= studio dumping her
n/a leroidianhaus 2017-03-23
No no no. She's just in training for Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest 2017.
n/a Chang_Ba 2017-03-23
Fat people never win that. They can't do anything but stink and play harmonica.
n/a gawkertehworst 2017-03-23
It was either drop out or drop the weight. Too bad there wasnt a third option to drop dead
n/a bonniesretardsister 2017-03-23
So in movie history nobody has ever had one movie coming when they're making another? How does Kevin Hart do three movies a year? Or in the 90s when Samuel L Jackson felt like he was doing a movie every other month?
She has a month and a half to promote Snatched.
n/a CoolerKing37 2017-03-23
You have to take in account that she's primarily a stand-up. She can't let movie roles distract her from grinding out fresh and original material for her next special.
n/a Alan_Stanwyk 2017-03-23
See what you did there
n/a SkepticSloth 2017-03-23
Actors and actresses back out of movies all the time. Directors, too - Affleck backed out of the Batman movie recently - but he didn't get out in front of the press making excuses. It's not like she has tons of films lined up - the Barbie movie was her step up in profile - and now she's lost that. She's done, in movies, unless it's small parts - and if she can prove she can act, or if the part requires her to be herself, which is all she can play.
Someone at Sony finally saw that they were going to lose a shit ton of money on the Barbie movie. They're done taking chances with her.
And it's fucking awesome. I'm sure she's inhaled several gallons of ice cream already today.
n/a bonniesretardsister 2017-03-23
She's getting one more shot. She's doing a romcom with Steve Carrell that was set to be filmed after this.
I think she's just very lazy and didn't want to do a stand up tour followed by a promotional tour and two movies back to back (plus possibly her TV show.) They can't really call her box office poison yet even if they expect it since she hasn't released her second movie yet.
n/a SkepticSloth 2017-03-23
I don't think it was her decision at all, laziness has nothing to do with it. You don't back out of huge production like this, because of scheduling. They were ramping up merchandising already for this, there was going to be a massive campaign to sell Barbie stuff along with this film. You don't back out, if you want to keep getting offered movies. Snatched doesn't need a 6 week media tour. Variety mentioned she'd been allowed to "spice up" the script already. The movie is a couple months out from shooting, the pre-production was happening. If she really did back out for scheduling, she'll never be offered a part this big again, because she just fucked Sony HARD.
Granted, i could see her being that horrifically egotistical that she thinks she can fuck a studio that hard with no repercussions, but i don't buy it. Someone at the top at Sony pulled the plug, and rescheduled the movie a year out so they can rework it, and let her claim what she is, to save face. That the media isn't even questioning it, says they know this is all PR, and that Sony knew they were gonna lose a fortune, so they stemmed the carnage.
It's going to be horrifically obvious how little talent she has, putting her in the same room as Steve Carrell. I feel sorry for him, wasting his time and energy like that. If the movie gets released, or she doesn't get recast when it's clear they have no chemistry, and she can't act.
The biggest problem here is she's never auditioned. She was handed all of her roles on a silver platter, acting ability sight unseen. Let her compete with real actresses for parts, lets see how she does.
n/a nazicumfarts 2017-03-23
I bet that the production company said they'd let her say it was down to scheduling conflicts, because when they told her it was because her special bombed and it's probably the beginning of the end for her, she said she'd tell everyone that they dumped her because she was fat or something.
n/a Jackatard 2017-03-23
"Look fellas, it's all going downhill from here, so unless you're looking for a Barbie on a different timeline (like Logan) who's now fat and unfunny...I'll probably have to pass."
n/a chris2webby 2017-03-23
I wish this fat balloon would just float away already
n/a OpiesBreasts 2017-03-23
Fat jewish cunt.
n/a TangerineReam 2017-03-23
Also; who the fuck needs that much representation? She has THREE management companies.
I really hope she's impaled.
n/a SkepticSloth 2017-03-23
She won't have them long, if she's not pulling in roles. They all work on percentages, and they're not going to pick up the phone for someone with no income.
n/a Guinness525 2017-03-23
Does everything have to have an agenda?? It's a toy movie.
n/a SkepticSloth 2017-03-23
Written by the same political hacks who wrote the disasterous Ghostbusters reboot.
Yes, for those people, everything is an agenda. That's why their movies suck.
n/a chrissurra 2017-03-23
She dropped out to do publicity for this knee slapper.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PsBWnst8f7w
n/a crookedmile 2017-03-23
Well, it would be funny if she got gang-raped by of border niggers and buried in a shallow grave.
n/a _TheConsumer_ 2017-03-23
You know how fat people are brave when they show some skin in public?
Amy Schumer is their fearless leader.
n/a cabaretcabaret 2017-03-23
I see she went with the melted candle joke again, it is it a callback? Who cares
n/a insertclevereference 2017-03-23
The good news for her is they have her lined up for the sequel, "Barbie 2X."
n/a Belchides 2017-03-23
Amy Schumer, Amy Pascal
Why are Amys cunts?
n/a MaxKawalski 2017-03-23
Don't forget about Amy Poehler! I've been annoyed at that sniveling nitwit for years.
n/a jfral 2017-03-23
Amy Winehouse seemed cool. By the end of that documentary it was a bummer being reminded of her demise. Wish she and Schumer traded lifestyle tendencies.
n/a jfral 2017-03-23
Haha, no merchandising royalties for you! We all know this is the only reason why you wanted a part you were so transparently wrong for. The studio had to make it appear as if departing was her decision to not piss off ugly fat girls. Amy's camp had no choice but to play ball; her stock is plummeting by the second, and now she's fired from Barbie? No no no, it's because she's so busy with her lucrative multimedia empire.
n/a Dontdownvotebro 2017-03-23
Now she can stay home and eat all them donuts!
n/a forcedhammer 2017-03-23
heh... Good
n/a ajcuster89 2017-03-23
Drop out? Whadd, she fall through the fawkin floor or sumpthin?
n/a dwc151 2017-03-23
She was offered more money to star in Moby Dick.
n/a zenicaone 2017-03-23
ok gang you know what to do.
n/a JPSouthampton 2017-03-23
Rancid swine
n/a ndcigars 2017-03-23
Malibu Barbie's friend four chins barbie.
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n/a jfral 2017-03-23
Perhaps now she can focus on rebooting Garbage Pail Kids and star as hip new character Sally Swamp Pussy.
n/a Billyassman 2017-03-23
Hermie this time get me a skinny one. $$$$$$$$$.
n/a Beavis_vs_theFeds 2017-03-23
I understand why she left. She got offered big money for her first fully nude role. It's in Godzilla 2, she'll be playing the maggot that pupates into Mothra.
n/a justchippinyaaaa 2017-03-23
Next stop, Cabbage Patch Kids movie.
n/a Billyassman 2017-03-23
Big Amy or big loser. Schedule conflict. Get the fuck out.More like...."That fat cunt is out of the movie".
n/a cabaretcabaret 2017-03-23
Beach Barbie? Tss more like beached Barbie.
n/a Skykeep 2017-03-23
Well at least ot was due to scheduling conflicts and not the evil sub reddit rooms
n/a Tom_Stall 2017-03-23
Good. Now we can look forward to the Barbie movie we all deserve.
n/a SeckaPuckaRevival 2017-03-23
I hope they get Leslie Jones to sign on
n/a Fiddlerino 2017-03-23
well friends i honestly dont think we can ever sink this ship, or catch that whale if you will.
to me its not that she lacks talent, but that she went full retard with political views, for money.
so when you look at it like that you can bet your ass the left will hold her up, and celebrate her forever.
i wouldn't be surprised if she fills jon stewarts boots
n/a Kyle6969 2017-03-23
THUD
n/a Kyle6969 2017-03-23
If a whale 🐳 drops out of a movie and no one gives a shit, something something.
I really don't care.
n/a AiCPearlJam 2017-03-23
I heard she's in the remake of Robin Williams' Flubber. I think they're calling it, Blubber.
n/a RacistPigeon 2017-03-23
So they need to cut some weight from the script
n/a BullsLawDan 2017-03-23
I hope whatever was under her was well-reinforced.
n/a SkepticSloth 2017-03-23
Fucking LIAR. You don't drop out of a payday like the Barbie movie for a press tour - and Snatched doesn't rate a press tour big enough to drop a movie for.
She was DUMPED. They saw the signs, the movie was gonna flop. Sony has serious issues with the flops they've had, someone mercifully pulled the plug on that travesty.
Her movie career is stalled. Snatched is the key - when it flops, because it will, it's the official end of her starring in movies. She might get bit parts and supporting roles, but her career as a "star" is over.
TV show cancelled, dropped from big ticket movie, comedy special flops...she's on her way to the Chuckle Hut, boys.
n/a leroidianhaus 2017-03-23
I ain't got time to feed.
n/a crookedmile 2017-03-23
Oh literal BabyDinosaurHead
n/a _TheConsumer_ 2017-03-23
Tss...more like jelly rolls or sumptin
n/a danimalplanimal 2017-03-23
or Brock Lesnar with shoulders like that....