I don't understand how he's still alive. Are some people simply impervious to life threatening effects of drug and alcohol abuse until they hit a certain age or something?
What a very logical and humane decision on HBO's part, "Boy this obese diabetic guy is suffering from severe drug dependency, better cut out the only positive thing in his life and let him wallow in his own suffering." Basically a death sentence, but at least they do their part to #ResistTrump
Cause if you are making a show that kind of depends on your star and he's shooting up with a good chance of overdosing the insurance company that backs your investment will drop you.
Right, that's why you fire him. If you can't show up to work and do the job then fuck you, you're fired.
You hear the same shit when pro athletes and other employees get into trouble because of drugs and alcohol. Recently the Redskins GM got fired because apparently he was showing up to work drunk and missing meetings and shit. Instead of agreeing that it was warranted everyone goes on TV and the radio and starts crying about the team dumping him instead of helping him get through it. Why the hell should they?
Sports teams and other businesses aren't fucking charities or rehab clinics.
ring ring Apatow: Oh hi mr insurance company what can I do for you today? Will do I'll fire him now so our insurance doesnt get suspended. Have a good day.
He's become the guy that tells stories of cool things that happened to him. He use to be way quicker. You should watch the old Stern Show when they interviewed Crystal Clear. That might change your mind about him
That's so cute how you click on my name and search through my posts. How about you finally decide to go through with it, and end this hellish facade of a life you live.
I'm glad that fat, self-absorbed lunatic is miserable. It will either lead to an early death or brief sparkling of entertainment. Either scenario will not be tragic.
Heroin in New Jersey isn't sold by grams, or anything like that. They're sold in "stamps" which is a small wax paper bag with about .03-.07 of a gram in it.
It's a circle of shit.
I think Jew Imajew sent Artie a scolding text because he suggested jokingly that Jew Imajew was texting him suggested nigger Beatle song titles.
The Artie got freaked out because he thought he was getting fired and losing so many grand per week.
So he said fuck it and hit the H and then he really got fired.
"We would never give up on someone struggling with addiction"
God shut the fuck up Judd, stop treating Artie like a victim just so you look better in the Twitter light. And I really hate this whole "struggling" shit regarding him. He's somehow figured out how to be a functioning heroin addict for like thirty years, he's not exactly fighting cancer.
Right, that's why you fire him. If you can't show up to work and do the job then fuck you, you're fired.
You hear the same shit when pro athletes and other employees get into trouble because of drugs and alcohol. Recently the Redskins GM got fired because apparently he was showing up to work drunk and missing meetings and shit. Instead of agreeing that it was warranted everyone goes on TV and the radio and starts crying about the team dumping him instead of helping him get through it. Why the hell should they?
Sports teams and other businesses aren't fucking charities or rehab clinics.
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n/a aprosbro 2017-03-23
Talk about crashing right folks.
n/a dougfunny86 2017-03-23
boo if true.
n/a dougfunny86 2017-03-23
yayy if false.
n/a CaptainJeanLucPeckah 2017-03-23
Artie isn't even living on borrowed time anymore.
n/a TedsEmporiumEmporium 2017-03-23
I don't understand how he's still alive. Are some people simply impervious to life threatening effects of drug and alcohol abuse until they hit a certain age or something?
n/a AnneFrankCumTribute 2017-03-23
What a very logical and humane decision on HBO's part, "Boy this obese diabetic guy is suffering from severe drug dependency, better cut out the only positive thing in his life and let him wallow in his own suffering." Basically a death sentence, but at least they do their part to #ResistTrump
n/a HitEmWTheHeinnn 2017-03-23
Nigga what???
n/a AnneFrankCumTribute 2017-03-23
I just read over my comment to see if it didn't make sense, it's as clear as possible, you're a dumb fuck
n/a Geoffrey_Arnold 2017-03-23
The reason I keep coming back to this sub is that I appreciate a salient point made by AnneFrankCumTribute.
n/a HitEmWTheHeinnn 2017-03-23
Stop trying to connect this with proud little boy angst. You are now king faggot. Congratulations.
n/a AnneFrankCumTribute 2017-03-23
O.K.
n/a WhooKiddzDabesso 2017-03-23
You sound like a jizz bucket and you should probably pack your shit and fuck right off of this sub. Faggot.
n/a AnneFrankCumTribute 2017-03-23
Lmfao am I disturbing your community hub?
n/a JerkStoreJ 2017-03-23
Why is that HBO's problem? Your employer is not your dad.
n/a superboss2015 2017-03-23
Cause if you are making a show that kind of depends on your star and he's shooting up with a good chance of overdosing the insurance company that backs your investment will drop you.
n/a JerkStoreJ 2017-03-23
Right, that's why you fire him. If you can't show up to work and do the job then fuck you, you're fired.
You hear the same shit when pro athletes and other employees get into trouble because of drugs and alcohol. Recently the Redskins GM got fired because apparently he was showing up to work drunk and missing meetings and shit. Instead of agreeing that it was warranted everyone goes on TV and the radio and starts crying about the team dumping him instead of helping him get through it. Why the hell should they?
Sports teams and other businesses aren't fucking charities or rehab clinics.
n/a aprosbro 2017-03-23
This is what happened, I'd bet money on it.
ring ring Apatow: Oh hi mr insurance company what can I do for you today? Will do I'll fire him now so our insurance doesnt get suspended. Have a good day.
n/a bonniesretardsister 2017-03-23
BUT APATOW SAID HE'D NEVER LET THIS HAPPEN!
n/a PhilipMarma 2017-03-23
He got out-jewed by the 'insurance companies'.
n/a Destination_Jeffrey 2017-03-23
(((The Insurance Companies)))
n/a Killgore 2017-03-23
The decision no doubt came from above Apatow. They are dumb though. This is good advertising for the show.
n/a BoardroomBimmy 2017-03-23
Artie should just overdose now. He's wasting everyone's time dick teasing us when we all know it's coming.
n/a TijnTijn 2017-03-23
I can already hear Jim: "Yeah man addiction you know it's a real struggle."
n/a ticklemyballsack 2017-03-23
Hes the luckiest man alive, the opportunity and money hes been given far outweigh his talents, what a total waste, hes an overgrown baby.
n/a HitEmWTheHeinnn 2017-03-23
You forgot about Opie's career. At least Artie is talented.
n/a joeroganpodcastfan 2017-03-23
Artie was talented, he's a bore most of the time tbh
n/a EdguhMellencamp 2017-03-23
n/a joeroganpodcastfan 2017-03-23
My name is obviously sarcastic you social elephant..
n/a EdguhMellencamp 2017-03-23
woahhhhh
n/a MagneticJohnson 2017-03-23
hello freak bitches
n/a HitEmWTheHeinnn 2017-03-23
He's become the guy that tells stories of cool things that happened to him. He use to be way quicker. You should watch the old Stern Show when they interviewed Crystal Clear. That might change your mind about him
n/a mcb84 2017-03-23
late terrestrial/early satellite Stern, Artie was legitimately one of the funniest people on the planet.
n/a Dontdownvotebro 2017-03-23
The only talent you have is wallowing in your own tears you sad fuck.
n/a joeroganpodcastfan 2017-03-23
Go back /r/Lakers you nigger/spic
n/a Dontdownvotebro 2017-03-23
That's so cute how you click on my name and search through my posts. How about you finally decide to go through with it, and end this hellish facade of a life you live.
n/a joeroganpodcastfan 2017-03-23
All I did was click on your name sweetie, why are you getting defensive?
n/a Dontdownvotebro 2017-03-23
I'm not getting defensive cupcake, it saddens me that you still choose to live a life not worth any value.
n/a joeroganpodcastfan 2017-03-23
lmao you sound angry, but then again I would be too if I had to live in a shit hole like L.A., I'll send you some alpha brain brother.
n/a Doc_McCoy79 2017-03-23
So sick of Artie's bullshit. What a waste of talent & opportunity. One of the biggest fuck ups in the entertainment industry of the last 20 years.
n/a HitEmWTheHeinnn 2017-03-23
From what I hear, heroin is a bitch.
n/a Jarvismcjigglesteins 2017-03-23
Weirdfellas is tired of your shit, Artie. Get it together.
n/a jfral 2017-03-23
He's still funny as ever. Maybe he's not as funny sober.
n/a segasarnold 2017-03-23
Insurance companies sounds like the most BS excuse ever.
n/a Belchides 2017-03-23
Artie's gonna end up dying and I'm just gonna believe it's a Rich Vos plug.
n/a zenicaone 2017-03-23
#StopBullying
n/a thrillated 2017-03-23
StillDodgingHer
n/a cringingdouchechills 2017-03-23
We all might end up dying. But if we treat each other with love and respect, then we shall spend eternity in God's loving embrace.
n/a simon160389 2017-03-23
Apatow tweeted and said he wasn't fired. Fingers crossed he'll have him on for season two!
n/a mcb84 2017-03-23
Artie had an HBO show?
n/a MoeGreenVegas 2017-03-23
More like Fartie Bang
n/a HitEmWTheHeinnn 2017-03-23
Delicious
n/a Cum_Looks_Like_Milk 2017-03-23
I'm glad that fat, self-absorbed lunatic is miserable. It will either lead to an early death or brief sparkling of entertainment. Either scenario will not be tragic.
n/a insertclevereference 2017-03-23
How many grand has this cost him?
Artie seem to measure his sober life in how many grand he makes a week.
I guess it's as opposed to his inebriated life in how many grams he snorts a week.
n/a cringingdouchechills 2017-03-23
He's obsessive about money. He's talked about how his suicide attempt stemmed from his belief that everyone he loved was stealing money from him.
n/a haamm 2017-03-23
Heroin in New Jersey isn't sold by grams, or anything like that. They're sold in "stamps" which is a small wax paper bag with about .03-.07 of a gram in it.
n/a insertclevereference 2017-03-23
Don't take everything so seriously. You might actually make a friend and stop having to use opiates to dull the pain of loneliness.
n/a haamm 2017-03-23
I am thankfully clean for just about 8 months right now. Making a friend isn't important I have a few close ones
n/a insertclevereference 2017-03-23
Figures "recoverers" are the biggest buzzkills. Take your sobriety to someplace that gives a shit, I'm trying to have some fun on this sub.
n/a pray_to_pekka 2017-03-23
I thought he was fired for saying nigger a lot on opies shit show. I can't keep up with this dudes mess of a life
n/a insertclevereference 2017-03-23
It's a circle of shit. I think Jew Imajew sent Artie a scolding text because he suggested jokingly that Jew Imajew was texting him suggested nigger Beatle song titles. The Artie got freaked out because he thought he was getting fired and losing so many grand per week. So he said fuck it and hit the H and then he really got fired.
n/a RealTonySchiavone 2017-03-23
I think you spelled Judd Apatow's name wrong. You might want to double-check that, in the event that you look foolish.
n/a Spokker 2017-03-23
Now HBO is saying he's not fired.
n/a Lady_Dis_Liver 2017-03-23
I wonder how Stacy is doing during all this...
n/a JPSouthampton 2017-03-23
Heroin is fashion
n/a jfral 2017-03-23
I'd rather be on drugs in a gutter than in business with Apatow.
n/a Billyassman 2017-03-23
Heroin, grow up.Baby boy's mom going to out live him.
n/a TakesTheWrongSideGuy 2017-03-23
Imagine how long Artie could live if he just took care of himself. This guy's got amazing genes he should of been dead 15 years ago.
n/a could-of-bot 2017-03-23
It's either should HAVE or should'VE, but never should OF.
See Grammar Errors for more information.
n/a valley_pete 2017-03-23
Wow. I am shocked by this development.
n/a bornrevolution 2017-03-23
"We would never give up on someone struggling with addiction"
God shut the fuck up Judd, stop treating Artie like a victim just so you look better in the Twitter light. And I really hate this whole "struggling" shit regarding him. He's somehow figured out how to be a functioning heroin addict for like thirty years, he's not exactly fighting cancer.
n/a JerkStoreJ 2017-03-23
Right, that's why you fire him. If you can't show up to work and do the job then fuck you, you're fired.
You hear the same shit when pro athletes and other employees get into trouble because of drugs and alcohol. Recently the Redskins GM got fired because apparently he was showing up to work drunk and missing meetings and shit. Instead of agreeing that it was warranted everyone goes on TV and the radio and starts crying about the team dumping him instead of helping him get through it. Why the hell should they?
Sports teams and other businesses aren't fucking charities or rehab clinics.