I knew a man named Hillary; for the rest of his life this kid will have to introduce himself with the "I know, but up until recently it was a boy's name and the original Welsh meaning is..." speech.
A girl from the 1940s name and 2 mentally unstable, narcissistic parents. The kid will either be a cross dressing, drug addicted mess or a ruthless captain of industry - the genes will decide.
Bert told him a Tracy Morgan story, Jay asked if he can tell it on stage, Bert obliged but then took it back, like a feminist college whore withdrawing consent.
If you're taking your wife's name, your marriage is over. People love throwing around cuck, but you're fucking empty if you let your wife stop your family line in her mediocre pussy.
I went to a wedding once where the bride didn't take the groom's name. I was told that the bride didn't change her name because she didn't think she was the groom's possession.
If that isn't the single largest red-flag ever that your marriage is doomed, I don't know what is.
The only thing that ever helped even a little to wrap my head around wtf could have sent them down the bizarre road he went down, to the point where he ended up a shell of a man, is how christingly hot she was at one point. She used to legitimately be 1 out of 100 million hot.
I honestly dont dislike anyone associated with O&A more than Jay. Hes 100% a fake hack, completely stuck up hollywood actor. His defense of his cunt of a wife was despicable too, gonna sit here and tell us she never had plastic surgery... lmao. And then he gives her writing credits for his hour special... no shit. Jay, we know you dont write anything... how many people does he have to steal from?
I never believed fame changed people until I saw the transformation of Jay Mohr. O&A fans of a certain age will remember him being on the WNEW show 2-3 per week. He was always grateful to be there.
Now, he rarely appears. When he does, he plugs his shit, talks about how much he loves his wife and his church and leaves.
I would think he already achieved his peak fame in the 90's. He was on SNL in the mid 90s for a few seasons and then got a fair amount of movie roles after Jerry Maguire did so well in 96.
I'm not sure what he's done that's notable since the early 2000s. Maybe the fame changed him, but I would think his fame has been steadily decreasing since the late 90s. He was in a Carl's Jr. commercial with Todd Gurley last year, so I guess he has that going for him.
Are you talking about his first wife, Alison? I don't know Howard really (not American) but when did he start sucking and when did he leave that wife? I have heard that his new wife is responsible for him becoming a dull cunt.
Technically, that might be true, you don't need surgery to botox your lips like that, or whatever the fuck she injected into them. She's destroyed her face with it. She looks like a burn victim.
What about the time when he mentioned that his kid shits and pisses himself because his mom's a housebound, drug-addled, botched plastic surgery victim with no career?
Him and Ant once did Harry Carray and the old Mets announcer Bob Murphy dueling impersonations.
It was fucking hilarious...sorry if I took it back too far, I think it was WNEW...
He was funny as hell in O n A, but that time when he ran to the cops when dice threatened him, really faggoted him up in my mind. Ruined his comedy forever for me.
He should be fine unless it's a Benoit situation. I don't think this bitch is hardcore enough to strangle her husband and son then hang herself with a weight lift though.
"Nikki Cox is a ghoulish woman. What happened to her face!? She looks retarded, how did she do that? How did she find a plastic surgeon who can add a chromosome?" R.I.P. Greg Giraldo.
Always thought Jay was funny as fuck but lost a lot of respect for him when he admitted he spent years passing off Bert Kreischer stories as his own. If he was just doing it as a bit on stage it'd be one thing, but he was telling these stories in interviews and even on O&A I believe.
“Nikki’s poor parenting decisions affect Meredith’s well-being. Her refusal to discipline Meredith has made me the parent who enforces the rules in our house,” the docs read. “When I have checked on Meredith in the middle of the night, I have walked into the master bedroom to see Meredith and Nikki awake at 2:00 a.m, watching cartoons and eating candy.”
That's interesting, he doesn't sleep in the master bedroom. Could it be for his wife to sleep alone, or is it for their son Mary?
It's almost a perfect script for a black comedy - young comic goes to Hollywood, after a horrific divorce, where he had to give up millions to get rid of his ex-wife. Soon gets a hit tv show, a thriving podcast, a network sports show. Dates and marries one of the hottest women in Hollywood, they have a kid, and buy a house to settle down in. He's sober, making money, everyone loves him.
Now he's a beaten man. His wife destroyed her face, took over his life to the point she writes his material, he retreats from the world, loses almost all of what he built. She's now an active, raging addict, and he's living with her sober, trying to cope. Their child starts showing severe developmental problems, and he's alone in the world, so desperate for love and affection and human touch he has a cringe worthy moment with a stranger when a drug addict's mother comes on his podcast, and he starts to cry.
He's broken. She broke him, completely. She destroyed herself, and him, and is working on destroying their child.
How will this end? Her dead, of an overdose, in a seedy west hollywood apartment? Him dead, face down, in their swimming pool?
I would listen to his podcast in the past. But he would grovel in the ads, like he was completely desperate. I wanted to like him, but he's a weak person.
"Great athletes and beautiful women die two deaths" she has mental health issues because she used to be really pretty and now children cry and run away when she smiles at them.
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n/a Bibimbap4211 2017-03-23
Their son is named Meredith.
n/a BabyDinosaurHead 2017-03-23
That's their SON?
n/a Bibimbap4211 2017-03-23
According to the article it says it at least twice.
n/a BabyDinosaurHead 2017-03-23
I suppose that's better than naming your retarded daughter "Lennon." sniff
n/a Lux_cs 2017-03-23
Tom Lennon doesn't deserve this kinda abuse
n/a BabyDinosaurHead 2017-03-23
Well, I've seen worse cartilage in bones.
n/a ChippusMaximus 2017-03-23
He did not name his kid Lennon. You are lying. Right?
n/a BabyDinosaurHead 2017-03-23
sniff You're just another fawwwwkin' hater!
n/a Skivsamlaren 2017-03-23
"Meredith Daniel Cox Mohr"
They really should've switched up the surnames.
n/a Coondoon 2017-03-23
Meredith will probably grow up to suck Mohr Cox than most, or sumtin...
n/a TriangleDimes 2017-03-23
I knew a man named Hillary; for the rest of his life this kid will have to introduce himself with the "I know, but up until recently it was a boy's name and the original Welsh meaning is..." speech.
n/a Notmyfirstacc3 2017-03-23
tss I'd run for the hills if i had that name
n/a EricHitchmo 2017-03-23
tss I'd run for president or somethin
n/a ChippusMaximus 2017-03-23
tss I'd tell my friends to call me Hilldawg or sumthin
n/a Doc_McCoy79 2017-03-23
"Ive never heard of a man with that name before, but I'm sure it's alright.."
n/a McGowan9 2017-03-23
A girl from the 1940s name and 2 mentally unstable, narcissistic parents. The kid will either be a cross dressing, drug addicted mess or a ruthless captain of industry - the genes will decide.
n/a SpiralStatic90 2017-03-23
But enough about Opetta Hughes.
n/a pabbseven 2017-03-23
We hate him.
n/a Lux_cs 2017-03-23
He's a funny and nice guy, but he turned into a typical LA douche comic
n/a DaveNone 2017-03-23
Hi son is shitting and pissing in his pants. Sounds like a future O&A Pest. Or a date for Jimmy when he turns 18.
n/a lemskroob 2017-03-23
or for Ant when he turns 13
n/a dougfunny86 2017-03-23
I know you guys all high five while talking about your collective hate for Bert Kreischer, but what is the story of their public falling out?
n/a Lux_cs 2017-03-23
Bert told him a Tracy Morgan story, Jay asked if he can tell it on stage, Bert obliged but then took it back, like a feminist college whore withdrawing consent.
n/a MartyAtThePoonTower 2017-03-23
Jay retold the story as if it happened to him, and never mentioned Bert. The revamped story became one of Jay's benchmark bits for a while.
n/a dougfunny86 2017-03-23
Thanks ya two gay guys.
n/a aaron91325 2017-03-23
Jay, she was a drug addict nutcase when you were dating her. You fucked up when you married her. Now you gotta live with the consequences.
n/a turnthemaround 2017-03-23
He is very funny, but is so easy to hate. When Patrice asked his favorite stand up and he said "Dimitri Martin", captures how much of an ass he is.
n/a Pr0fess0rFarnsw0rth 2017-03-23
I just listened to this one. On that same day Anthony said he doesn't really use twitter and is extremely careful with his guns
n/a MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2017-03-23
He took his wife's last name and then wanted a divorce 6 months later. He is a mentally ill cunt.
n/a drakenthegreat 2017-03-23
If you're taking your wife's name, your marriage is over. People love throwing around cuck, but you're fucking empty if you let your wife stop your family line in her mediocre pussy.
n/a SHITLORD_CUNTDICK 2017-03-23
If I had a super enthic name and my wife had an unassuming American-sounding one, I'd take hers. However, taking "Cox" is idiotic.
n/a SteakSauce66 2017-03-23
Ah it's not too bad once you do it a couple times.
n/a _TheConsumer_ 2017-03-23
I went to a wedding once where the bride didn't take the groom's name. I was told that the bride didn't change her name because she didn't think she was the groom's possession.
If that isn't the single largest red-flag ever that your marriage is doomed, I don't know what is.
n/a holodog 2017-03-23
Jay "Sucks" Cox
n/a packitchofsositch 2017-03-23
The only thing that ever helped even a little to wrap my head around wtf could have sent them down the bizarre road he went down, to the point where he ended up a shell of a man, is how christingly hot she was at one point. She used to legitimately be 1 out of 100 million hot.
n/a PhilipMarma 2017-03-23
Which explains why she never got a driver's license.
n/a Tom_Stall 2017-03-23
He kept his own name too, he's now Jay Mohr-Cox.
n/a RahnBayngtin 2017-03-23
I honestly dont dislike anyone associated with O&A more than Jay. Hes 100% a fake hack, completely stuck up hollywood actor. His defense of his cunt of a wife was despicable too, gonna sit here and tell us she never had plastic surgery... lmao. And then he gives her writing credits for his hour special... no shit. Jay, we know you dont write anything... how many people does he have to steal from?
Give me Jim Bruer over Jay Mohr any day.
n/a Lux_cs 2017-03-23
Really?
n/a ApeNia 2017-03-23
\m/
n/a JoeCumiasCockBreath 2017-03-23
You had me until Jim Bruer [sic]
n/a I_Hate_Knickers 2017-03-23
AIDS?
n/a --DC-- 2017-03-23
Gold prease
n/a _TheConsumer_ 2017-03-23
I never believed fame changed people until I saw the transformation of Jay Mohr. O&A fans of a certain age will remember him being on the WNEW show 2-3 per week. He was always grateful to be there.
Now, he rarely appears. When he does, he plugs his shit, talks about how much he loves his wife and his church and leaves.
n/a Notmyfirstacc3 2017-03-23
So you're saying... He got too big for the show?
n/a gethigh_watchHBO 2017-03-23
I would think he already achieved his peak fame in the 90's. He was on SNL in the mid 90s for a few seasons and then got a fair amount of movie roles after Jerry Maguire did so well in 96.
I'm not sure what he's done that's notable since the early 2000s. Maybe the fame changed him, but I would think his fame has been steadily decreasing since the late 90s. He was in a Carl's Jr. commercial with Todd Gurley last year, so I guess he has that going for him.
n/a Doc_McCoy79 2017-03-23
He stood up Jimmy doing his podcast too, just completely never answered or texted him back. That really bugs me.
His podcast has been a disaster lately.
n/a MaxKawalski 2017-03-23
Okay, so I guess he has a few redeeing qualities... but anyway...
n/a JMueller2012 2017-03-23
I've always hated him. Annoying and didn't know when to shut up. Loved that time Louie yelled at him
n/a anaLog1989 2017-03-23
He stole.from Bert and Anth of the top of my head.
n/a MartyVanB 2017-03-23
Hoo Hoo he's ripping me off Robin. Claiming that his wife was the reason for all his success and then turning around and dumping her.
n/a Tom_Stall 2017-03-23
Are you talking about his first wife, Alison? I don't know Howard really (not American) but when did he start sucking and when did he leave that wife? I have heard that his new wife is responsible for him becoming a dull cunt.
n/a MartyVanB 2017-03-23
He started sucking years after Allison but he always claimed that it was his incredible marriage to her that made his successful.
n/a TheDarkFezRises 2017-03-23
"My wife has never had any plastic surgery, I swear on my kid's life." - Jay Mohr
n/a BundyJr 2017-03-23
In that picture, her face literally looks like a caricature artist drew it
n/a whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2017-03-23
The freakish ghoul woman with a mid-90's animatronic face is also psychotic? Who would have guessed.
n/a --DC-- 2017-03-23
She's this decade's Tawny Kitaen. Slow starter, but my money's on Jay being lit on fire at some point.
n/a jfral 2017-03-23
Maybe he's telling the truth. Maybe a lifetime of drug abuse took its toll on her face.
n/a Tom_Stall 2017-03-23
Well if she hasn't had plastic surgery then maybe she should.
n/a SHITLORD_CUNTDICK 2017-03-23
She looks like a baboon.
n/a SkepticSloth 2017-03-23
Technically, that might be true, you don't need surgery to botox your lips like that, or whatever the fuck she injected into them. She's destroyed her face with it. She looks like a burn victim.
n/a clay-davis 2017-03-23
tsss... probably from all the "burns" in this thread. just riffin'.
n/a TriangleDimes 2017-03-23
I bet he said that because his wife told him she would kill herself and her son if anyone found out, or something similarly desperate and insane.
n/a xyniphis 2017-03-23
He swore it on his children's eye's
n/a xaway3 2017-03-23
I liked his Eddie Vedder with Chip but other than that I've never heard him be funny
n/a DanceLikeAJig 2017-03-23
He does a great CQ impression.
n/a JosefKWasArrested 2017-03-23
CQ in Reservoir Dogs was a hit.
n/a DanceLikeAJig 2017-03-23
https://youtu.be/nwAHYqtp9P4#t=3m4s
n/a i_saw_nothing 2017-03-23
What about the time when he mentioned that his kid shits and pisses himself because his mom's a housebound, drug-addled, botched plastic surgery victim with no career?
n/a scarletknight2 2017-03-23
Him and Ant once did Harry Carray and the old Mets announcer Bob Murphy dueling impersonations. It was fucking hilarious...sorry if I took it back too far, I think it was WNEW...
n/a 1475315963 2017-03-23
His wife wrote his last special
n/a 68rouge 2017-03-23
She looks a muppet mouth. And look at the size of that retard head
n/a McGowan9 2017-03-23
Ole' Halloween mask face.
n/a Douchegeyser 2017-03-23
He was funny as hell in O n A, but that time when he ran to the cops when dice threatened him, really faggoted him up in my mind. Ruined his comedy forever for me.
n/a dmoore13 2017-03-23
Jeez, that's a depressing read - especially if you have kids.
... perfect for this sub tho.
n/a thrillated 2017-03-23
Nice try on the marriage tho
n/a jfral 2017-03-23
I foresee a Phil Hartman end to their story. Hopefully lil Meredith will be spared.
n/a ManiacalChrisBenoit 2017-03-23
He should be fine unless it's a Benoit situation. I don't think this bitch is hardcore enough to strangle her husband and son then hang herself with a weight lift though.
n/a saessea 2017-03-23
"Nikki Cox is a ghoulish woman. What happened to her face!? She looks retarded, how did she do that? How did she find a plastic surgeon who can add a chromosome?" R.I.P. Greg Giraldo.
n/a McGowan9 2017-03-23
Goodnight, sweet prince and flights of angels sing thee to thy rest.
n/a shaqfan99 2017-03-23
"Does anyone in New Brunswick got any coke?" - Greg Giraldo
n/a _TheConsumer_ 2017-03-23
I know it's difficult to imagine, but the Rocky Dennis looking person in this story was, at one time, one of the hottest girls on the planet.
n/a A_Friendly_Creeper 2017-03-23
Love the Jay Moores
n/a plasticpaddy84 2017-03-23
What the fuck is that??
n/a Senators86 2017-03-23
Always thought Jay was funny as fuck but lost a lot of respect for him when he admitted he spent years passing off Bert Kreischer stories as his own. If he was just doing it as a bit on stage it'd be one thing, but he was telling these stories in interviews and even on O&A I believe.
n/a TriangleDimes 2017-03-23
That's interesting, he doesn't sleep in the master bedroom. Could it be for his wife to sleep alone, or is it for their son Mary?
n/a SkepticSloth 2017-03-23
It's almost a perfect script for a black comedy - young comic goes to Hollywood, after a horrific divorce, where he had to give up millions to get rid of his ex-wife. Soon gets a hit tv show, a thriving podcast, a network sports show. Dates and marries one of the hottest women in Hollywood, they have a kid, and buy a house to settle down in. He's sober, making money, everyone loves him.
Now he's a beaten man. His wife destroyed her face, took over his life to the point she writes his material, he retreats from the world, loses almost all of what he built. She's now an active, raging addict, and he's living with her sober, trying to cope. Their child starts showing severe developmental problems, and he's alone in the world, so desperate for love and affection and human touch he has a cringe worthy moment with a stranger when a drug addict's mother comes on his podcast, and he starts to cry.
He's broken. She broke him, completely. She destroyed herself, and him, and is working on destroying their child.
How will this end? Her dead, of an overdose, in a seedy west hollywood apartment? Him dead, face down, in their swimming pool?
n/a bombvest 2017-03-23
Marriage to him did to her lower face what the Moors did to Sicily.
n/a anaLog1989 2017-03-23
His ex wifes pussy STINKS, and i DON'T like him..
n/a newtbutts 2017-03-23
Dude named his son Meredith. He should be ashamed of himself.
n/a SpaceCaseBassFace 2017-03-23
Well if Jay "I know what youre going through, giraldo. I relapsed on nyquil" Moore says someone has a drug problem then by gum Id believe it.
n/a glyde69 2017-03-23
He looks like he's loaded up on 120mg of oxy in that picture.
n/a CertifiedBA 2017-03-23
Good for Jay for finally trying to run from that freak, she nuts
n/a sickfuckinpuppies 2017-03-23
What I want is j less. Dzzk
n/a enzo_trash 2017-03-23
the kid had therapists?
what the fuck dude
n/a Don_Panera 2017-03-23
He called the cops on Dice. He's a typical neighborhood snitch faggot. Unforgivable.
Loved it when C.K shat all over him.
n/a tapatiomio 2017-03-23
Poor kid. :(
n/a malvin77 2017-03-23
He's a little prick but he's alright but he's you know he's just fucking like a dick
n/a The_Sharpie_Is_Black 2017-03-23
her face looks like it was molded
n/a Billyassman 2017-03-23
How's that Catholic shit working for ya now.How's that feel fucker.
n/a David_Tosk 2017-03-23
I would listen to his podcast in the past. But he would grovel in the ads, like he was completely desperate. I wanted to like him, but he's a weak person.
n/a UnwarrantedArrogance 2017-03-23
"Great athletes and beautiful women die two deaths" she has mental health issues because she used to be really pretty and now children cry and run away when she smiles at them.
1 MartyVanB 2017-03-23
I could see that