Where we at with the J Moores??

23  2017-03-23 by WhiskeynPeanutbutter

97 comments

Their son is named Meredith.

That's their SON?

According to the article it says it at least twice.

I suppose that's better than naming your retarded daughter "Lennon." sniff

Tom Lennon doesn't deserve this kinda abuse

Well, I've seen worse cartilage in bones.

He did not name his kid Lennon. You are lying. Right?

sniff You're just another fawwwwkin' hater!

"Meredith Daniel Cox Mohr"

They really should've switched up the surnames.

Meredith will probably grow up to suck Mohr Cox than most, or sumtin...

I knew a man named Hillary; for the rest of his life this kid will have to introduce himself with the "I know, but up until recently it was a boy's name and the original Welsh meaning is..." speech.

tss I'd run for the hills if i had that name

tss I'd run for president or somethin

tss I'd tell my friends to call me Hilldawg or sumthin

"Ive never heard of a man with that name before, but I'm sure it's alright.."

A girl from the 1940s name and 2 mentally unstable, narcissistic parents. The kid will either be a cross dressing, drug addicted mess or a ruthless captain of industry - the genes will decide.

But enough about Opetta Hughes.

We hate him.

He's a funny and nice guy, but he turned into a typical LA douche comic

Hi son is shitting and pissing in his pants. Sounds like a future O&A Pest. Or a date for Jimmy when he turns 18.

or for Ant when he turns 13

I know you guys all high five while talking about your collective hate for Bert Kreischer, but what is the story of their public falling out?

Bert told him a Tracy Morgan story, Jay asked if he can tell it on stage, Bert obliged but then took it back, like a feminist college whore withdrawing consent.

Jay retold the story as if it happened to him, and never mentioned Bert. The revamped story became one of Jay's benchmark bits for a while.

Thanks ya two gay guys.

Jay, she was a drug addict nutcase when you were dating her. You fucked up when you married her. Now you gotta live with the consequences.

He is very funny, but is so easy to hate. When Patrice asked his favorite stand up and he said "Dimitri Martin", captures how much of an ass he is.

I just listened to this one. On that same day Anthony said he doesn't really use twitter and is extremely careful with his guns

He took his wife's last name and then wanted a divorce 6 months later. He is a mentally ill cunt.

If you're taking your wife's name, your marriage is over. People love throwing around cuck, but you're fucking empty if you let your wife stop your family line in her mediocre pussy.

If I had a super enthic name and my wife had an unassuming American-sounding one, I'd take hers. However, taking "Cox" is idiotic.

Ah it's not too bad once you do it a couple times.

I went to a wedding once where the bride didn't take the groom's name. I was told that the bride didn't change her name because she didn't think she was the groom's possession.

If that isn't the single largest red-flag ever that your marriage is doomed, I don't know what is.

Jay "Sucks" Cox

He is a mentally ill cunt.

The only thing that ever helped even a little to wrap my head around wtf could have sent them down the bizarre road he went down, to the point where he ended up a shell of a man, is how christingly hot she was at one point. She used to legitimately be 1 out of 100 million hot.

Which explains why she never got a driver's license.

He kept his own name too, he's now Jay Mohr-Cox.

I honestly dont dislike anyone associated with O&A more than Jay. Hes 100% a fake hack, completely stuck up hollywood actor. His defense of his cunt of a wife was despicable too, gonna sit here and tell us she never had plastic surgery... lmao. And then he gives her writing credits for his hour special... no shit. Jay, we know you dont write anything... how many people does he have to steal from?

Give me Jim Bruer over Jay Mohr any day.

\m/

You had me until Jim Bruer [sic]

AIDS?

Gold prease

I never believed fame changed people until I saw the transformation of Jay Mohr. O&A fans of a certain age will remember him being on the WNEW show 2-3 per week. He was always grateful to be there.

Now, he rarely appears. When he does, he plugs his shit, talks about how much he loves his wife and his church and leaves.

So you're saying... He got too big for the show?

I would think he already achieved his peak fame in the 90's. He was on SNL in the mid 90s for a few seasons and then got a fair amount of movie roles after Jerry Maguire did so well in 96.

I'm not sure what he's done that's notable since the early 2000s. Maybe the fame changed him, but I would think his fame has been steadily decreasing since the late 90s. He was in a Carl's Jr. commercial with Todd Gurley last year, so I guess he has that going for him.

He stood up Jimmy doing his podcast too, just completely never answered or texted him back. That really bugs me.

His podcast has been a disaster lately.

He stood up Jimmy doing his podcast too, just completely never answered or texted him back

Okay, so I guess he has a few redeeing qualities... but anyway...

I've always hated him. Annoying and didn't know when to shut up. Loved that time Louie yelled at him

He stole.from Bert and Anth of the top of my head.

Hoo Hoo he's ripping me off Robin. Claiming that his wife was the reason for all his success and then turning around and dumping her.

Are you talking about his first wife, Alison? I don't know Howard really (not American) but when did he start sucking and when did he leave that wife? I have heard that his new wife is responsible for him becoming a dull cunt.

He started sucking years after Allison but he always claimed that it was his incredible marriage to her that made his successful.

"My wife has never had any plastic surgery, I swear on my kid's life." - Jay Mohr

In that picture, her face literally looks like a caricature artist drew it

The freakish ghoul woman with a mid-90's animatronic face is also psychotic? Who would have guessed.

She's this decade's Tawny Kitaen. Slow starter, but my money's on Jay being lit on fire at some point.

Maybe he's telling the truth. Maybe a lifetime of drug abuse took its toll on her face.

Well if she hasn't had plastic surgery then maybe she should.

She looks like a baboon.

Technically, that might be true, you don't need surgery to botox your lips like that, or whatever the fuck she injected into them. She's destroyed her face with it. She looks like a burn victim.

tsss... probably from all the "burns" in this thread. just riffin'.

I bet he said that because his wife told him she would kill herself and her son if anyone found out, or something similarly desperate and insane.

He swore it on his children's eye's

I liked his Eddie Vedder with Chip but other than that I've never heard him be funny

He does a great CQ impression.

CQ in Reservoir Dogs was a hit.

I've never heard him be funny

What about the time when he mentioned that his kid shits and pisses himself because his mom's a housebound, drug-addled, botched plastic surgery victim with no career?

Him and Ant once did Harry Carray and the old Mets announcer Bob Murphy dueling impersonations. It was fucking hilarious...sorry if I took it back too far, I think it was WNEW...

His wife wrote his last special

She looks a muppet mouth. And look at the size of that retard head

Ole' Halloween mask face.

He was funny as hell in O n A, but that time when he ran to the cops when dice threatened him, really faggoted him up in my mind. Ruined his comedy forever for me.

Jeez, that's a depressing read - especially if you have kids.

... perfect for this sub tho.

Nice try on the marriage tho

I foresee a Phil Hartman end to their story. Hopefully lil Meredith will be spared.

He should be fine unless it's a Benoit situation. I don't think this bitch is hardcore enough to strangle her husband and son then hang herself with a weight lift though.

"Nikki Cox is a ghoulish woman. What happened to her face!? She looks retarded, how did she do that? How did she find a plastic surgeon who can add a chromosome?" R.I.P. Greg Giraldo.

Goodnight, sweet prince and flights of angels sing thee to thy rest.

"Does anyone in New Brunswick got any coke?" - Greg Giraldo

I know it's difficult to imagine, but the Rocky Dennis looking person in this story was, at one time, one of the hottest girls on the planet.

Love the Jay Moores

What the fuck is that??

Always thought Jay was funny as fuck but lost a lot of respect for him when he admitted he spent years passing off Bert Kreischer stories as his own. If he was just doing it as a bit on stage it'd be one thing, but he was telling these stories in interviews and even on O&A I believe.

“Nikki’s poor parenting decisions affect Meredith’s well-being. Her refusal to discipline Meredith has made me the parent who enforces the rules in our house,” the docs read. “When I have checked on Meredith in the middle of the night, I have walked into the master bedroom to see Meredith and Nikki awake at 2:00 a.m, watching cartoons and eating candy.”

That's interesting, he doesn't sleep in the master bedroom. Could it be for his wife to sleep alone, or is it for their son Mary?

It's almost a perfect script for a black comedy - young comic goes to Hollywood, after a horrific divorce, where he had to give up millions to get rid of his ex-wife. Soon gets a hit tv show, a thriving podcast, a network sports show. Dates and marries one of the hottest women in Hollywood, they have a kid, and buy a house to settle down in. He's sober, making money, everyone loves him.

Now he's a beaten man. His wife destroyed her face, took over his life to the point she writes his material, he retreats from the world, loses almost all of what he built. She's now an active, raging addict, and he's living with her sober, trying to cope. Their child starts showing severe developmental problems, and he's alone in the world, so desperate for love and affection and human touch he has a cringe worthy moment with a stranger when a drug addict's mother comes on his podcast, and he starts to cry.

He's broken. She broke him, completely. She destroyed herself, and him, and is working on destroying their child.

How will this end? Her dead, of an overdose, in a seedy west hollywood apartment? Him dead, face down, in their swimming pool?

Marriage to him did to her lower face what the Moors did to Sicily.

His ex wifes pussy STINKS, and i DON'T like him..

Dude named his son Meredith. He should be ashamed of himself.

Well if Jay "I know what youre going through, giraldo. I relapsed on nyquil" Moore says someone has a drug problem then by gum Id believe it.

He looks like he's loaded up on 120mg of oxy in that picture.

Good for Jay for finally trying to run from that freak, she nuts

What I want is j less. Dzzk

the kid had therapists?

what the fuck dude

He called the cops on Dice. He's a typical neighborhood snitch faggot. Unforgivable.

Loved it when C.K shat all over him.

Poor kid. :(

He's a little prick but he's alright but he's you know he's just fucking like a dick

her face looks like it was molded

How's that Catholic shit working for ya now.How's that feel fucker.

I would listen to his podcast in the past. But he would grovel in the ads, like he was completely desperate. I wanted to like him, but he's a weak person.

"Great athletes and beautiful women die two deaths" she has mental health issues because she used to be really pretty and now children cry and run away when she smiles at them.

I could see that