A top prospect in this year's NFL draft.

32  2017-03-23 by Opieisgod

32 comments

Middle linebacker?

Those players are all ripped

What about it?

Pretty ripped, huh?

It's your picture pal

Got me. I tried to pass it off as Amy, but that was me back in the day.

I'm sure Clay Mathews is funnier than that pig

Judging by his voice in commercials he's a wigger so he probably does an act like Vos on Def Comedy Jam.

She's pretty, I bet her pussy smells like Head and Shoulders Shampoo.

Left guard

She's getting ready for that big "like a small barnyard animal" line.

That's her signature bit these days.

What a water buffaler.

Fullback

fullhack

bullhack

Nose Tackle.

Wide Receiver

Boooooooooo🍅

BuffaloForeskin droppin bombs 💣

she fakes left, fakes right, fakes a joke and ooohh it's no good

I'd like to the first to say that I think Amy Schumer is a fat hack.

I bet she runs a 5 minute 40 yard dash.

She probably collapses at 20 yards.

Her arms look suspiciously thin there.

JJ Twatt.

This transsexual athlete stuff has gone too far

Is that a wine bottle on the stool?

EDGY

she shoves it up her twat for an encore

Ugh women stink

Get it? Because women LOVE their wine!! LOL

It totally didn't have water in it. Definitely wine.

Logan Mankins lookin bitch

This is not a joke. Look at her, squint, then look at a photo of Clay Matthews.

http://i.imgur.com/ygzCM9Y.jpg

she looks like she lives in a van down by the river

Cunt

What team needs a Pig for a mascot?

Those players are all ripped

Left guard

It's your picture pal

She probably collapses at 20 yards.