"Would you mind if we look inside your suitcases, Sirs?"

21  2017-03-22 by McGowan9

44 comments

Alahu Akbar

I like both chaps

I subbed to Nick Dip's show last week, the only podcast Ive ever paid to subscribe to. I love it but he hits the same boring/heard before sound clips too much.

Is he still trotting out the Paul Lynde Hollywood Squares clip?

What do you want me to say, sir. "Yes, he is."

Sorry, I was kind of curious but should have known the answer. As tired as that clip is, i like that Nick is so amused by it.

Oh Im sorry, I totally read your post wrong. No I dont think so, but he uses like 12 or so classic Scorsese movie clips you've heard on every other show over the years, and he hits them what seems like every 40 seconds. And somehow he always seems as amused as if he's just hearing them for the first time ever, every time.

He's great, but always better with someone else to bounce off, in my opinion. Even if it's just someone to handle the technical stuff, like on the radio.
He had such a great opportunity with Artie Lange on DirectTV--they built a whole studio in a fancy neighborhood in Manhattan, booked good guests, advertising campaigns etc, then Artie started getting fucked up on air, nodded off, pissed in a garbage can, etc. You could see the sadness on Nick's face on those last episodes, then HE got forced out of the show and Artie stumbled on for a few months without him. Totally squandered opportunity, which is one reason I have trouble being too sympathetic to Artie Lange--he's hurt people along the way.

I gave up on Artie Lange years ago. He had a career worth a fuck for about 8 years, and has been coasting off the fumes of it ever since. I have no sympathy for the guy, he's exhausting and he's a self destructive boring predictable junkie.

Agreed. And he's lashing out at people these days to stay relevant. It's kind of sad. Even his blip with Opie's show a few weeks ago, how lame was that, Opie didn't even come off that bad. Stern's no Mother Theresa, and he definitely took advantage of Artie's problems at one point, maybe for a few years, but after his first rehab stint Stern changed his tune, supported Artie fully to the Sirius execs, even after a physical altercation and countless missed days of contracted work, etc. Stern personally set Artie up with a shrink, then Artie lied for a few months about going to those appointments. Like, elaborately, knowing that the shrink couldn't legally tell Howard otherwise. So pathetic. Then it came out that Artie was using again, had been lying about going to Stern's specially appointed shrink, and he made a big joke of it/blamed the staff/interns. At that point Stern gave up on Artie, and I can't really blame him.

I don't blame him one bit. He did everything he could for him, how long are you supposed to carry a grown man like that. It's not his responsibility.

Not to belabor the point, but this is a short clip that shows the Artie/Nick argument that started the end of their show. It's not that Artie's even necessarily fucked up here (though he was, noticeably, wearing shades and sweatpants, slurring his speech, the previous few weeks on a few shows). But it's a classic Artie tactic, that he'd used on everyone from the Stern show, while he was on it and since--he pushed Nick to the brink, he forced Nick to be the bad guy, to be the company guy, on the air, which is unfair. You can hear DiPaolo's frustration that he was doing the heavy lifting of the show, and that their partnership wasn't working out: https://youtu.be/0ITUyCHeaLE

How are the non-free shows? I love Nick but I find his podcast a little exhausting to listen to even just once a week.

I love them, but I need Nick as much as possible just to balance out the other 95% of endless media anti Trump left wing pussy bullshit Im bombarded with. Im not even a pro Trump guy, I love hearing about the hypocrisy of the left and liberals. Plus Im turning into a cranky old white guy myself and he just appeals to me more than ever, I guess.

Did you pay off the debt of breaking a 5000 collector item yet, should you be spending on something like this?

Despite your annoying "white pride", you greaseballs are 2 days of not shaving away from being on a no-fly list. You don't go pink in the sun and 50 years ago, you'd have been barred from our golf/country clubs. You are not white.

It annoys me to hear Italian people claim whiteness, and they're always the ones most vocal about it. Irish/Polak, I'm a double white-nigger, but at least my skin color meets the criteria. I'm not the master race, but at least I'm not African and Egyptian.

Shut the fuck up. You have a lot to be proud of. The Irish gave us James Joyce, split the atom, and invented computers. The Poles gave us the Witcher 3, pierogis, and the first screen door able to hold its shape in the pressures of deep sea diving.

Sir, I believe that last thing you mentioned is a joke about Polish people's intelligence

just two wild and crazy guys!!!

More like hard drives

I'd imagine Nick's hard drive is pretty vanilla. He's probably secretly into big assed black chicks. Anthony's on the other hand..."barely 18 with braces" and tranny porn.

"We're two guys who think Martin Luther King was a troublemaker"

The Wop and Wop show.

That's where they're wrong. MLK liked to pork fat white chicks with his socks on (way to bust stereotypes, Marty) but he had legitimate gripes and articulated them well. You might say he was the only black American who won the Nobel Peace Prize and deserved it.

That Malcolm X though, there was an ornery troublemaker.

git yo hand out my pocket nigga

he was a real rabblerouser

"We're two guys who think beating your girlfriend should only be a misdemeanor"

"We're two guys who think a bite in the hand is worth 2 to the ribs"

Hahahahhaha

It's funny in hindsight to hear Anthony mock John and Jeff about trips to Thailand now that his agenda is abundantly clear. Anthony "Gary Glitter" Cumia

Clayton & Bigsby

Nick Dip is the king of the one-liners

"I love this CROWD!"

Ever seen the crodws he draws? They're mostly full of middle aged haus fraus.

No. He basically refuses to do stand up in LA. Which really bums me out.

yeah, brilliant

Nick Di Paoloā€¸ @NickDiPaolo 20m20 minutes ago

@SOS_Write why do you suck cock?

You did this right.

The dude on the right filled up my gas tank last friday.

Report him. He's funnelling the gas station's profits to his mother's mother's cousin's terrorist splinter cell in Syria. He's a bad (or sick) guy.

"Dagos By" - after being convicted of thought crimes, two elderly Italian grandfathers are sentenced by a judge to live an alternative lifestyle together in order to learn tolerance.

Anthony looks horrible. Fucking mummified corpse looking mother fucker

Proof that hating black people is not exclusively the behavior of whites.

I don't care how old, calloused, and jaded these guys get. This burn will sear them to the core Every. Single. Time.

I love Nick........that's a one funny fella.

Nosferantu

He's great, but always better with someone else to bounce off, in my opinion. Even if it's just someone to handle the technical stuff, like on the radio.
He had such a great opportunity with Artie Lange on DirectTV--they built a whole studio in a fancy neighborhood in Manhattan, booked good guests, advertising campaigns etc, then Artie started getting fucked up on air, nodded off, pissed in a garbage can, etc. You could see the sadness on Nick's face on those last episodes, then HE got forced out of the show and Artie stumbled on for a few months without him. Totally squandered opportunity, which is one reason I have trouble being too sympathetic to Artie Lange--he's hurt people along the way.

Not to belabor the point, but this is a short clip that shows the Artie/Nick argument that started the end of their show. It's not that Artie's even necessarily fucked up here (though he was, noticeably, wearing shades and sweatpants, slurring his speech, the previous few weeks on a few shows). But it's a classic Artie tactic, that he'd used on everyone from the Stern show, while he was on it and since--he pushed Nick to the brink, he forced Nick to be the bad guy, to be the company guy, on the air, which is unfair. You can hear DiPaolo's frustration that he was doing the heavy lifting of the show, and that their partnership wasn't working out: https://youtu.be/0ITUyCHeaLE