Jay's docs paint a dangerous picture of estranged wife Nikki Cox. He says their 5-year-old son is regressing in ways we will not describe in this post.
"Jay says Nikki has done things that have put the boy at risk, including giving him a double dose of flu medicine that caused the boy to vomit in his sleep. He says Nikki does not set boundaries, letting the child watch cartoons and eat candy at 2 AM."
This sounds like one of ant's typical girlfriends.
Due to California laws, he'll have to pay alimony for the rest of his life.
If he'd divorced just four months ago, he wouldn't be on the hook forever.
He initially filed for divorce last year.
Do the math and it's pretty obvious why they reconciled. A couple decades ago there was a famous case where some billionaire had this stunt pulled on him literally the DAY his wife qualified for alimony. She was just counting down the days...
That would be brilliant if he got that in writing; if he literally has a contract that shows that she makes a pile of money, it will save him millions in alimony.
He's still have to pay it, but he won't have to pay as much
So if he's awarded the kids because of her drug adddiction and even if she has more money than he does. He would still have to pay simply because she has a virgina?
The way it works in California is that the wife is guaranteed the same lifestyle she's accustomed to, forever.
My favorite example of this is Viggo Mortensen from The Lord of The Rings. He had a kid with the lead singer of the band "X." When the two of them met, her career was largely bigger than his, he had no big movies. But she bailed on him after he was in "Lord of the Rings" and now his support payments are based on that high standard.
Lord of the Rings grossed $1,100,000 fifteen years ago.
Mr Mortensen's latest movie grossed $6,000,000, and it was actually one of the biggest movies he's done in a while.
If you every liked JJ and get a chance to see Jay do stand up, now is the best time to catch him. It's him at his total rawest. (Most raw? Rawest?) I saw him at the end of January, 2nd show on a Friday night, only 60 people in a 220 seater. He was s complete mess and just laid everything out for like 2.5 hours. It was fucking amazing.
He even started doing the Comedy Store again for the first time since...the 90s? Shocked he's going back there, it's basically ground zero for most of his enemies. Dude is back into it.
I know this sub hates Jay Mohr, but I really think comedians are best when they're miserable. All of Jim Norton's best shows were when he was on the verge of eating a bullet.
Yeah it feels like he's using stand up as a crutch to deal with all this, and it's really cool to see. It was one of those rare times where you realize what a pure art form stand up can be, most of the time it's shit but once in a while it makes you a goddamn believer again.
I really feel bad for him because for all his shit and times he fucks up, Jay really seems like a nice and heartfelt guy that genuinely enjoys connecting with an audience. I honestly don't know another guy that can bring a room together like him, it feels like you're hanging out with him in his garage or something.
I don't want to condescend to you because I know you're a longtime poster here but stand up is really pretty low on the totem pole of performing arts in my estimation. Jay Mohr had a couple entertaining moments on O&A but he is a goof and I can't imagine him having any real insight into anything which is where stand up has to go to make it art.
I get that he is coming to grips with how fucked up his life is and that is probably entertaining to watch like Hasselhoff eating a cheeseburger on the floor but if it is art it is only unintentionally so and a commentary on how shallow the people in this country are or a farce.
I respect your respect. I disagree, but if that's your opinion what can I say. But "performing arts" wise, stand up is about the hardest thing you can do, aside from "professional wrestler". It's the most work and most risk with the least reward.
Music is that way too. That's why a lot of bands who are young and poor and pissed off make good music then they get rich, fat, married and satisfied with their lives and it goes to shit
I listened to his podcast when he had Steven Adler and his mom on recently. I had to stop, when he started crying. I couldn't have cringed harder. He's losing it.
So Bob Sugar admitted to the internet that he shoots blanks and his once hot wife is a drug addicted nut job with a Michael Jackson mask for a face? The poor kid will definitely not have any issues later on in life.
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n/a Patmcpsu 2017-03-21
This marriage has had more work done on it than his wife's face.
n/a Trueduhtective 2017-03-21
n/a TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2017-03-21
They named the kid Meredith. That's the problem.
n/a boogsuge 2017-03-21
That's ok, the kids can just call him by his nickname, Mary. That should stop all the fun making
n/a MrTimSmith 2017-03-21
I wish I hadn't read that Jay is a ghost cummer. Didn't really need that info.
n/a cum-pound-me-dia 2017-03-21
So do his loads just look like baby spittle?
n/a JoeCumiasCockBreath 2017-03-21
Suuuuuuuuuuuuuure
Goo goo ga ga come and spit on the slippery eel
n/a kevin121312 2017-03-21
"Jay says Nikki has done things that have put the boy at risk, including giving him a double dose of flu medicine that caused the boy to vomit in his sleep. He says Nikki does not set boundaries, letting the child watch cartoons and eat candy at 2 AM."
This sounds like one of ant's typical girlfriends.
n/a chipkatspartan 2017-03-21
Nikki or the child?
n/a I_Hate_Knickers 2017-03-21
Nikki most plobabry
n/a kevin121312 2017-03-21
the child
n/a majestik6 2017-03-21
Mohr was married in December of 2006.
Due to California laws, he'll have to pay alimony for the rest of his life.
If he'd divorced just four months ago, he wouldn't be on the hook forever.
He initially filed for divorce last year.
Do the math and it's pretty obvious why they reconciled. A couple decades ago there was a famous case where some billionaire had this stunt pulled on him literally the DAY his wife qualified for alimony. She was just counting down the days...
n/a kevin121312 2017-03-21
the article says that they're getting divorced. She wrote his last few specials, so she probably makes more than him.
n/a majestik6 2017-03-21
That would be brilliant if he got that in writing; if he literally has a contract that shows that she makes a pile of money, it will save him millions in alimony.
He's still have to pay it, but he won't have to pay as much
n/a Fuente_Valdergais 2017-03-21
They had a prenup.
n/a ExistentialAllegory 2017-03-21
She was in two syndicated tv shows I wouldn't be surprised if she had more money than he does. What's the deciding factor for who pays alimony?
n/a majestik6 2017-03-21
If you have a dick, you pay
n/a ExistentialAllegory 2017-03-21
So if he's awarded the kids because of her drug adddiction and even if she has more money than he does. He would still have to pay simply because she has a virgina?
n/a majestik6 2017-03-21
The way it works in California is that the wife is guaranteed the same lifestyle she's accustomed to, forever.
My favorite example of this is Viggo Mortensen from The Lord of The Rings. He had a kid with the lead singer of the band "X." When the two of them met, her career was largely bigger than his, he had no big movies. But she bailed on him after he was in "Lord of the Rings" and now his support payments are based on that high standard.
Lord of the Rings grossed $1,100,000 fifteen years ago. Mr Mortensen's latest movie grossed $6,000,000, and it was actually one of the biggest movies he's done in a while.
n/a TrackSuitVos 2017-03-21
He used to star in movies. Remember that? And does anyone remember that show "Action" on Fox? That was weird.
n/a RacksDiciprine 2017-03-21
But he got super shredded for Street Kings. He pointed that out is how I know it's true.
n/a I_Hate_Knickers 2017-03-21
I learry riked his moustache in that frilm
n/a Folken-braggart 2017-03-21
n/a ErrantWretch 2017-03-21
Action was pretty fucking funny though.
n/a lemskroob 2017-03-21
Mafia! should have won an Oscar.
n/a TrackSuitVos 2017-03-21
The donkey farting the hat out always made me laugh.
n/a pithypariah 2017-03-21
Good for Nikki. Kill it with a cleansing fire.
n/a superboss2015 2017-03-21
We all miss Unhappily Ever After Nikki.
n/a BundyJr 2017-03-21
50 bucks says Mohr shoehorns a Christopher Walken impression into the court proceedings
n/a David_Tosk 2017-03-21
Haha!
n/a Doc_McCoy79 2017-03-21
If you every liked JJ and get a chance to see Jay do stand up, now is the best time to catch him. It's him at his total rawest. (Most raw? Rawest?) I saw him at the end of January, 2nd show on a Friday night, only 60 people in a 220 seater. He was s complete mess and just laid everything out for like 2.5 hours. It was fucking amazing.
He even started doing the Comedy Store again for the first time since...the 90s? Shocked he's going back there, it's basically ground zero for most of his enemies. Dude is back into it.
n/a majestik6 2017-03-21
Thanks for posting that!
I know this sub hates Jay Mohr, but I really think comedians are best when they're miserable. All of Jim Norton's best shows were when he was on the verge of eating a bullet.
n/a Doc_McCoy79 2017-03-21
Yeah it feels like he's using stand up as a crutch to deal with all this, and it's really cool to see. It was one of those rare times where you realize what a pure art form stand up can be, most of the time it's shit but once in a while it makes you a goddamn believer again.
I really feel bad for him because for all his shit and times he fucks up, Jay really seems like a nice and heartfelt guy that genuinely enjoys connecting with an audience. I honestly don't know another guy that can bring a room together like him, it feels like you're hanging out with him in his garage or something.
n/a BarryMcCaulkener 2017-03-21
I don't want to condescend to you because I know you're a longtime poster here but stand up is really pretty low on the totem pole of performing arts in my estimation. Jay Mohr had a couple entertaining moments on O&A but he is a goof and I can't imagine him having any real insight into anything which is where stand up has to go to make it art.
I get that he is coming to grips with how fucked up his life is and that is probably entertaining to watch like Hasselhoff eating a cheeseburger on the floor but if it is art it is only unintentionally so and a commentary on how shallow the people in this country are or a farce.
n/a Doc_McCoy79 2017-03-21
I respect your respect. I disagree, but if that's your opinion what can I say. But "performing arts" wise, stand up is about the hardest thing you can do, aside from "professional wrestler". It's the most work and most risk with the least reward.
n/a JerkStoreJ 2017-03-21
Music is that way too. That's why a lot of bands who are young and poor and pissed off make good music then they get rich, fat, married and satisfied with their lives and it goes to shit
n/a iHaveHobbies 2017-03-21
It's also why a lot of cemedians and musicians die young, I hate to say it.
n/a blackphilibuster 2017-03-21
What's a cemdian, faggot?
n/a iHaveHobbies 2017-03-21
It's a typographical error, friend.
n/a TijnTijn 2017-03-21
So he just trashes his wife as Walken and Colin?
n/a thebedshow 2017-03-21
Does he still claim the she never had any plastic surgery? LOL
n/a SkepticSloth 2017-03-21
I listened to his podcast when he had Steven Adler and his mom on recently. I had to stop, when he started crying. I couldn't have cringed harder. He's losing it.
n/a TotallyNotObsi 2017-03-21
Link?
n/a Lux_cs 2017-03-21
http://www.podcastone.com/Mohr-Stories-with-Jay-Mohr
n/a SkepticSloth 2017-03-21
Go to iTunes. Type in "Jay Mohr".
n/a TotallyNotObsi 2017-03-21
No
n/a boogsuge 2017-03-21
How didn't that make it to this sub
n/a McGowan9 2017-03-21
So Bob Sugar admitted to the internet that he shoots blanks and his once hot wife is a drug addicted nut job with a Michael Jackson mask for a face? The poor kid will definitely not have any issues later on in life.
n/a Cold-in-the-D 2017-03-21
linking to TMZ, what are you fucking gay?
n/a opestersmammarydrip 2017-03-21
tss looks like jay aint gunna be stickin his pekka in dat coota any MOHR!!.....
Am I late to the party?
n/a onemancrimespree 2017-03-21
The only reason she's going to get so much in alimony is Jay had her write the contract for his lawyer. That's how confident he was in her!
n/a Jackatard 2017-03-21
I will forever think of Jay as azoospermic.
n/a JoeCumiaSr 2017-03-21
She's a drug addict? I'm shocked, Jay Mohr is still a faggot.
n/a aegrotatio 2017-03-21
Her fake name is Nikki Cox, just like her tits.
n/a Billyassman 2017-03-21
She reminded me of that singing bass.
n/a Doug_Graves 2017-03-21
Bobcat won.
n/a Billyassman 2017-03-21
He knew crazy,and ran like Forrest Gump......
n/a cum-pound-me-dia 2017-03-21
So do his loads just look like baby spittle?