Kelsey Cook presents this "minority" night at the cellar. 4 whites and a black dude. One of the organisers blocked me on twitter for pointing out that women were not a minority.

32  2017-03-21 by Ant_Sucks

26 comments

n/a  dwc151 2017-03-21

Kelsey has great tits, that's about it.

n/a  RamonFrunkis 2017-03-21

Using the Patrice scale, she's like a 28. A very pretty average chick because she's young with blue eyes and tits. Give her about five years and she'll be a 22. There's a troll face coming out in 10 pounds.

n/a  dankfranklin 2017-03-21

Using the Patrice scale, she's like a 28

You mean 18. 28 would be near perfect, 20-30 is for beautiful women.

n/a  RamonFrunkis 2017-03-21

Yeah, what you said.

n/a  dankfranklin 2017-03-21

By the way, 11-20 is known as the "Anth Zone" in a few different contexts.

n/a  iWhereSchortSchorts 2017-03-21

Also sometimes referred to as a school zone.

n/a  dwc151 2017-03-21

I'm just commenting on the tits, which are wrote quite good. The rest of her is shockingly average.

n/a  valley_pete 2017-03-21

Ehhhhh. Normally she's pretty hot actually. Although when she's on tour with the Worm, maybe she looks better by default?

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CceWQkdUUAAkEJO.jpg

n/a  Ant_Sucks 2017-03-21

Christ. They both look like they should expect a booty call from Jim Norton.

n/a  YourMomIsATroll 2017-03-21

She looks like she always has a herpe on her lip.

n/a  NashuaDan 2017-03-21

Whatever it is she needs to get it sawed off.

n/a  throwawaymanthrows 2017-03-21

Kelsey Cook is a perfect example of how low the comedy bar is for attractive people.

n/a  Doc_McCoy79 2017-03-21

More and more clubs have this, there's a dozen "minority" and specialty whatever nights a week. Casting calls for comedians all you see is "diverse, diverse, diverse." Could you imagine if you had a whites only night at a fuckin show?

n/a  I_want_Forbin 2017-03-21

But whites are evil. Why do all you Alt-right nazis have a problem with this?

You like equality so much, well we owe white males 4000 years of oppresdion to make them equal to everyone else

n/a  Doc_McCoy79 2017-03-21

What just happened.

n/a  ZigginZaggin 2017-03-21

Only 4000 years?

n/a  Cold-in-the-D 2017-03-21

I'd love to give her a minority colored gift in her mouth

n/a  baraksobamas 2017-03-21

How dare you fail to realize the patriarchal oppression woman have in western society!

n/a  thissiteruinedme 2017-03-21

Women are only a minority if you go by value to society.

n/a  DamonTyler 2017-03-21

this seems pretty patronizing. like the coub is saying "you're not good enough to perform here under nornal circumstances, but we'll make a special night just for you and your kind"

n/a  Dick_Kickass 2017-03-21

Wait, are you saying that affirmative action ISN'T beneficial and empowering? Racist.

n/a  Hunter_Cumia 2017-03-21

how many other female willing to endure jim norton for their career?

n/a  ShitdickJunior 2017-03-21

I didn't know Private Pyle was an open micer.

n/a  ImIndignant 2017-03-21

It's Mona Shaikh's show, she's Muslim. www.minorityreportz.com Kelsey is just hosting. It wasn't Rich Voss "presents" the O&A Virus Tour.

n/a  ManiacalChrisBenoit 2017-03-21

How is Muslim a minority? They have over a billion of themselves in the world.

n/a  ImIndignant 2017-03-21

Well there's 7.1 Billion people so my math says who gives a fuck. This thread is full of fake outrage. If it makes you feel better, here was her last tweet:

@MonasComedy: You know you're a genius when you can make #rape funny! #davechapelle #NetflixBinge #DaveChapelleSpecial

n/a  Doc_McCoy79 2017-03-21

What just happened.

n/a  ZigginZaggin 2017-03-21

Only 4000 years?

n/a  ManiacalChrisBenoit 2017-03-21

How is Muslim a minority? They have over a billion of themselves in the world.