Vic Henley is a raging lesbian

12  2017-03-21 by titcity

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It will be a fabulously wonderful discussion.

It's a statement of fact.

What is there to discuss?

What kind of dyke do you think Vic is? His haircut/general appearance suggests butch but his effeminate demeanour suggests otherwise

I'd say the kind that sweats excessively from the armpits and the clam.

Auburn, meat truck, skinny britches

Ron White.

As a devout southerner I was not only mystified as to why a native Alabamian would move up north, but all the way to the heart of Yankee country, the Big Apple, NYC.

That has been previously explained on this very sub by one of our astute contributors. Vic can pursue his hedonistic, homosexual lifestyle in the big anonymous city with wild abandon. To attempt that in his gossipy little home town, or even as far away as Birmingham would be suicidal, socially and perhaps literally. Them Klan fellers he makes fun of in his act would have an excuse to make an example of the homo race traitor.

Now just a cotton pickin minute, boy.According to Vic, there are more faggots in Alabama than niggers..

Well excuse the dogshit outa me. I had no idea, bein from Georgia and all

My question is, how does he afford it? He rarely tours and if he does, he's playing run of the mill comedy clubs. What am I missing?

The obvious answer to some would be his activity in some sort of illicit sexual business. But does he possess the qualities a homosexual would be willing to spend hefty sums of cash to indulge in?

Occam's razor posits that the simplest reason for his move up north is because who the fuck would want to live some shit fuck part of the country?

DADGUM JEW SEE THAT AUBURN GAME MAN

I know

This guy has been doing comedy for ever and and never promotes any gigs. How does this dyke make money?

And afford his Manhattan abode with a backyard?

He has a food truck, I wish I was joking

Ron White pays him to deliver meat.

Raging? What's he so mad about?

I'd like him on my team in a game of werds back though. He seems smart.

He has gay boy teeth.