DO NOT TAKE KRATOM!!
0 2017-03-20 by [deleted]
Imbibe not, the noxious fumes of this Dæmon weed, and instead, quaff deeply of the Glory that is Christ Jesus! This Kratom, this heralder of Satan's imp, is but the latest tool in the Illuminati's assault on our Minds & Souls, using yet another "harmless natural botanical" to attack our Free Wills and our bodies themselves! Please open a Bible. Please read from it. Bask yourself in God's cleansing Light! THERE IS ROOM FOR EVERYONE IN GOD'S MANSION IN THE KINGDOM OF HEAVEN. HALLELUJAH!!!
16 comments
n/a sexylarrytate 2017-03-20
Take this crap to the Subgenious message boards you hack.
n/a dougfunny86 2017-03-20
So dumb.
n/a EyesWideOpie 2017-03-20
No it isn't!
n/a xaway3 2017-03-20
So dumb if you don't get help for kratom addiction more like it fella
n/a JPSouthampton 2017-03-20
Every day we stray further and further from god's light
n/a EyesWideOpie 2017-03-20
Yes ....
n/a sexylarrytate 2017-03-20
You mean Bob's light.
n/a MushroomFacedAsshole 2017-03-20
Nigga's got Adam's ribs hurtin today
n/a sexylarrytate 2017-03-20
If you want comedic fake religious babel go here: https://www.reddit.com/r/SubGenius/
n/a EyesWideOpie 2017-03-20
Alright.
n/a sexylarrytate 2017-03-20
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHx2nLFMAzE
n/a EyesWideOpie 2017-03-20
What in the name of God ....
n/a Guinness525 2017-03-20
I picture DeadCats in white garments sitting on a cloud right now, laughing at what an utter faggot OP is.
n/a EyesWideOpie 2017-03-20
Blast you!!
n/a xaway3 2017-03-20
I have just received notice that I my insurance refuses to pay for 30-day kratom rehab at Betty Ford or Sierra Tucson, now I am going go to contact Promises Malibu so wish me luck my life is spinning out of control my girlfriend is dismayed by the condition of our blender
n/a Billyassman 2017-03-20
Smoke bananas.
n/a EyesWideOpie 2017-03-20
🎵They Call It "Mellow Yellow" ....🎵
n/a EyesWideOpie 2017-03-20
No it isn't!
n/a xaway3 2017-03-20
So dumb if you don't get help for kratom addiction more like it fella