Opie vs. Esther Ku: Who wins in a street fight?

2  2017-03-20 by leroidianhaus

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Ester wins, she takes advantage of the protruding breasts opie has by grabbing one in each hand and does a super fast karate kick to his chin

She would destroy him with that sonic weapon of a laugh.

No. That was Guile. She has super fast kicks and an upside down tornado kick

She already won that fight. She destroyed the man's career.

Esther triggered him into an epic hissy-sniffsniff fit. LOOOL

Esther because all Asians are born with the knowledge of kung-fu.

well we all saw who would win in a verbal brawl (Esther Coup), my guess is the same result

Is the verbal brawl you're referring to where she clumsily tried to instigate something by mentioning Ant's show and then just apologizes and goes silent when Tits goes in on her? Jim even sounded annoyed and confused by her bringing it up, but he was probably annoyed by everything at that point.

Honestly, Bobo could probably raise his voice a little bit and shut Ku down.

KNOCK IT OFF, SLANTY!

A 50 year old man was literally crying to his friend because "he really needed him that day". How the fuck would you respond if a man your dad's age was bawling in front of you?

That was well after she dipped out and Jim took over the conversation. Tits even goes after her to get her to open up and get into it and she immediately retreats because she has no artillery. Basically she just showed up and in a minute and a half created a shitstorm for Jim to deal with.

You don't understand women. They come off like sweet ditzy bimbos to hide the fact that they are cunts who love to toss grenades into conversations and then walk away looking like the Joker leaving the burning hospital.

KRATOM

Win or lose I want to fuck Esther Ku.

Esther needs to hang back and let Opie throw the first punch. His tits will put him off balance and he'll fall and break his neck

Esther gets in a coupla solid Asian-style titty punches before getting him to cry, asking awkward questions about the good old times with Anthony.

  • Opie retaliates by stomping on her, yelling "how do you like that, fucker?!" The fight is interrupted by Bam Magera, who jumps atop Opie, forcing him on that fat-breasted beauty just like he did Linsey.

Esther gets in a coupla solid Asian-style titty punches before getting him to cry, asking awkward questions about the good old times with Anthony.

Opie retaliates by stomping on her, yelling "how do you like that, fucker?!" The fight is interrupted by Bam Magera, who jumps atop Opie, forcing him on that fat-breasted beauty just like he did Linsey.

Opie. His "Bosom Bounce" finishing move is undefeated