For the five users who have jobs/network I would open incognito mode or your backup browser so you can glean choice phrases like:
"Leadership and organizational skills are my strong points. I run every job (or show) as close to military operation standards as possible, which in this business, makes me somewhat of an anomaly."
There are no fewer than a dozen jokes I could make on that alone.
Dont knock BJ Cumia's contribution to Troop morale.
In the dark days of Dont Ask Dont Tell. Bro Joe was the only selfless patriot who personally saw to it that, the needs of "queerer" servicemen got attended to in the shady backalleys & outhouses on base.
"Come on down to The BJ DV/DA Shack! Port Jefferson Station's #1 destination for all your media needs. That's Bro Joe's DV/DA shack for all your Digital Video / Digital Audio needs! 123 Moochum Boulevard in the heart of Port Jefferson Station, New York!"
At best he was an Army Corporal after serving only four years. The closest he probably came to actual military planning was getting coffee for his Second Lieutenant.
My shows are executed flawlessly and have more blow black than the Gulf of Tonkin.
Civilians are prone to panic and lose control of any given situation. My military education taught my invaluable life skills like being disciplined, patient, calm, and to only post publicly, racially, and endlessly.
Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill your career with every booker you meet.
I like how he's trying to court ad agencies, wonderfully unaware any decent shop does about 90% in-house. I also enjoy those 5 lines / 1 sentence basically reads as I will work anywhere with anyone for any purpose so long as it's under the table because Anth still claims me as a dependent.
you're a butthurt minority with a vendetta cause this dude hurt your feelings. Sorry but it's not trolling or comedy when it comes from a place of asshurt. Same reason most anti-Trump jokes are so unfunny.
So a couple of sandspooks fly a plane into a building and suddenly everybody starts pretending that the army isn't full of retards to the point that fuckwits like Joe actually think that saying this kind of shit makes him look good...
I don't like this timeline, it's fucking stupid.
I've had to explain to young, under 30 people, how before 9/11 military members were mocked as wayward people with no other options. Now all of a sudden everyone's a hero.
I'm twenty one and I can't imagine an America without all soldier sniffing. I've always thought that it's always been like this, with the exception of the Vietnam War.
The 80s and 90s was pretty much apathy towards the military. No one openly talked shit like Vietnam era, but there wasn't this praise for no reason either. We all knew the types that joined. Mostly the weirdos in high school who wore camouflage pants and army boots to school.
President
Brother Joe Entertainment Inc.
January 2000 – Present (17 years 3 months)
I'm not sure what's sadder, that this 65 year old father is completely and totally unskilled or that he is oblivious enough to publicly announce this.
My shows are executed flawlessly and have more blow black than the Gulf of Tonkin.
Civilians are prone to panic and lose control of any given situation. My military education taught my invaluable life skills like being disciplined, patient, calm, and to only post publicly, racially, and endlessly.
Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill your career with every booker you meet.
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n/a RamonFrunkis 2017-03-20
For the five users who have jobs/network I would open incognito mode or your backup browser so you can glean choice phrases like:
"Leadership and organizational skills are my strong points. I run every job (or show) as close to military operation standards as possible, which in this business, makes me somewhat of an anomaly."
There are no fewer than a dozen jokes I could make on that alone.
n/a bonniesretardsister 2017-03-20
Wasn't he just an army janitor?
n/a revt1 2017-03-20
Dont knock BJ Cumia's contribution to Troop morale.
In the dark days of Dont Ask Dont Tell. Bro Joe was the only selfless patriot who personally saw to it that, the needs of "queerer" servicemen got attended to in the shady backalleys & outhouses on base.
n/a 866-Ron-0-Fez 2017-03-20
What needs? Professional audio/visual production?
n/a RamonFrunkis 2017-03-20
"Come on down to The BJ DV/DA Shack! Port Jefferson Station's #1 destination for all your media needs. That's Bro Joe's DV/DA shack for all your Digital Video / Digital Audio needs! 123 Moochum Boulevard in the heart of Port Jefferson Station, New York!"
n/a AsunaKirito4Ever 2017-03-20
At best he was an Army Corporal after serving only four years. The closest he probably came to actual military planning was getting coffee for his Second Lieutenant.
n/a joomommyhappy 2017-03-20
I bet you could bounce a quarter off the bed Anthony bought Joe.
n/a takyon_deathyon 2017-03-20
I didn't realize playing other people's music required such an in depth organizational structure
Joe is such perfect a white trash caricature
n/a Chody88 2017-03-20
Make one.
n/a RamonFrunkis 2017-03-20
My shows are executed flawlessly and have more blow black than the Gulf of Tonkin.
Civilians are prone to panic and lose control of any given situation. My military education taught my invaluable life skills like being disciplined, patient, calm, and to only post publicly, racially, and endlessly.
Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill your career with every booker you meet.
Secretary General Joe "Fag Dog" Fattass
'n'sheeeet
n/a Chody88 2017-03-20
Eh.
n/a truthie 2017-03-20
There is nothing even resembling a joke there...
n/a RamonFrunkis 2017-03-20
What do you expect, I'm a ffawking civilian. Okay?! I leave the heavy lifting to those with a United States Military education.
n/a SHITLORD_CUNTDICK 2017-03-20
Screencap it for us, brotherman. Think of all the sweet karma. You'd probably get 10-15 points, easy.
n/a RamonFrunkis 2017-03-20
Updated.
n/a SHITLORD_CUNTDICK 2017-03-20
Those endorsed skills are great. "Talentless", "Nothing", "Childhood Bets".
n/a Holyurethra 2017-03-20
This is such an insight into his most crippling delusions.
n/a DaveNone 2017-03-20
I guess peeling potatoes and cleaning out the latrines taught him military leadership skills.
n/a thecraftofcomedy 2017-03-20
Omg. He's good at "schooling libtards"
n/a JoeCumiaSr 2017-03-20
Thank you for this, holy shit this is great. He is an anomaly alright...
n/a 866-Ron-0-Fez 2017-03-20
He ends his smooth operator bullshit success fantasy with
Always be closing
n/a RamonFrunkis 2017-03-20
I like how he's trying to court ad agencies, wonderfully unaware any decent shop does about 90% in-house. I also enjoy those 5 lines / 1 sentence basically reads as I will work anywhere with anyone for any purpose so long as it's under the table because Anth still claims me as a dependent.
n/a 866-Ron-0-Fez 2017-03-20
ALWAYS Be Closing
n/a OldWestGunslinger 2017-03-20
This shit reads like a teenager looking for their firs job.
n/a lemskroob 2017-03-20
he uses numerals instead of spelling out numbers. He has the education of a third grader.
n/a Jarvismcjigglesteins 2017-03-20
3rd* grader, Libtard.
n/a jokopolis 2017-03-20
He is his own way really competes with tranthony on cringe worthy shit. Is there anyway to blast this thing with honest reviews???
n/a Abarf 2017-03-20
I heard he can make pretty sweet midi show intro themes, If this true?
n/a BumbiBestie 2017-03-20
Wait, Joe made that shitty intro for Anthony's show?
I always wondered why it wasn't a rock guitar riff since his brother plays, but figured it must've been a placeholder they were too lazy to update.
n/a dankfranklin 2017-03-20
The original Cumia show theme was a Joe guitar riff, but it was incredibly dull and generic rock.
n/a forcedhammer 2017-03-20
you're a butthurt minority with a vendetta cause this dude hurt your feelings. Sorry but it's not trolling or comedy when it comes from a place of asshurt. Same reason most anti-Trump jokes are so unfunny.
n/a RamonFrunkis 2017-03-20
Butthurt, minority, vendetta, hurt my feelings, not trolling, not comedy, retaliatory, asshurt.
0 for 8. Keep going though, a blind squirrel is bound to eventually break a clock twice a day!
n/a kingship75 2017-03-20
I don't think that's how the saying goes, sir.
n/a forcedhammer 2017-03-20
pics or I'm going to peg you as an insecure shitskin
n/a Crownenberg 2017-03-20
He's so retarded and delusional I always feel bad for laughing at him. Then I remember what a child-spit-guzzling leech he is.
n/a knitro 2017-03-20
IM FUCKIN ADDING DENNY TO MY NETWORK
n/a Sicboy69 2017-03-20
"Somewhat of an anomaly" Yes you are Joe, yes you are.
n/a philtheprince 2017-03-20
As much as I don't want to defend him, have you ever been in a bar band?
n/a mikestl1988 2017-03-20
Wow brother joe entertainment has been in existence for 17 years
n/a urfaceisa 2017-03-20
Education: US Army
So a couple of sandspooks fly a plane into a building and suddenly everybody starts pretending that the army isn't full of retards to the point that fuckwits like Joe actually think that saying this kind of shit makes him look good... I don't like this timeline, it's fucking stupid.
n/a AiCPearlJam 2017-03-20
He doesn't live in a flyover state so he's one of the "smart ones" as he calls even his fellow men in arms. Sad. #FakeVeteran
n/a thecraftofcomedy 2017-03-20
I've had to explain to young, under 30 people, how before 9/11 military members were mocked as wayward people with no other options. Now all of a sudden everyone's a hero.
n/a NihilistKnight 2017-03-20
I'm twenty one and I can't imagine an America without all soldier sniffing. I've always thought that it's always been like this, with the exception of the Vietnam War.
n/a thecraftofcomedy 2017-03-20
The 80s and 90s was pretty much apathy towards the military. No one openly talked shit like Vietnam era, but there wasn't this praise for no reason either. We all knew the types that joined. Mostly the weirdos in high school who wore camouflage pants and army boots to school.
n/a Clean-Ween 2017-03-20
Yeah, I'm sure everyone will want to network with some loser who looks like Skinny Pete from Breaking Bad.
n/a SueLightningsPenis 2017-03-20
Sole experience:
n/a Wolfizm 2017-03-20
Some top notch skills the bottom.
n/a TobyTheRobot 2017-03-20
Do you guys think Brother Joe, Inc. is actually incorporated anywhere?
n/a Dannyprecise 2017-03-20
Is the "state of the art home studio" he runs the one in Anthony's basement?
n/a Leonard_Betts 2017-03-20
where we at with the linkedin? Is it necessary to get a job or does it really depend on the industry?
n/a ChippusMaximus 2017-03-20
Does Ant know BroJoe is sneaking in at night?
n/a uy66tgh 2017-03-20
The fact that he referred to himself as an "anomaly" makes me want to kick his teeth.
n/a Wahoo_McDaniel 2017-03-20
That endorsement from Billy Staples is quite the feather in his cap.
n/a RamonFrunkis 2017-03-20
My shows are executed flawlessly and have more blow black than the Gulf of Tonkin.
Civilians are prone to panic and lose control of any given situation. My military education taught my invaluable life skills like being disciplined, patient, calm, and to only post publicly, racially, and endlessly.
Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill your career with every booker you meet.
Secretary General Joe "Fag Dog" Fattass
'n'sheeeet
n/a lemskroob 2017-03-20
he uses numerals instead of spelling out numbers. He has the education of a third grader.