REMINDER: Opie used to "get off" in HS from climbing the rope in gym class.

19  2017-03-20 by Dannyprecise

He said it would feel good on his "wee wee".

Suffice it to say, not one person in the room could relate to this obvious real story.

12 comments

n/a  thecraftofcomedy 2017-03-20

If I recall, Garth Algar agreed with him.

n/a  Proudofyourboy 2017-03-20

I used to cum in my pants in elementary school climbing the rope

n/a  stinksskc 2017-03-20

Opie?

n/a  Proudofyourboy 2017-03-20

Yes, son?

n/a  3stepsbackward 2017-03-20

That rope would look good around his neck.

n/a  Doc_McCoy79 2017-03-20

It's as believable as the time he knew his dad was coming to talk to him about sex, so he climbed up a tree and wouldn't come down.

n/a  lifeobenreilly 2017-03-20

He should've stayed up there.

n/a  ToolMcGool 2017-03-20

or his dad could have clambered up there after him and shown lil Greggory how a real man does it

n/a  justchippinyaaaa 2017-03-20

Ohhhhh suuuuuuureee.

n/a  TrackSuitVos 2017-03-20

He is telling us that he regularly got erections in gym class and no one noticed and made fun of him?

n/a  SkepticSloth 2017-03-20

That had nothing to do with Garth in Wayne's World, of course.

n/a  RealTonySchiavone 2017-03-20

Wayne and Garth really are still Opie's idea of what cool guys are.