Brilliant article by The Legend CQ for TheGuardian: "Our evil planet kills countless humans every year – why bother to save it?"

49  2017-03-20 by onemancrimespree

32 comments

CQ is a good natured, fundamentally retarded hobbit mic dipshit. Stop acting like you're an intellectual, stupid.

What??

Fuck you, faggot

and you're a cantaloupe

I hope Mother Earth gets Orbital AIDS. Monumental, spherical faggot mound.

Fuck spherical mounds!

Bad (or sick) planet!

Sad planet.

Spherical mound

He deserves to be the last man standing.

Earth can eat my asshole.

the best are the comments on the article where 90% of ppl took it seriously

That's a side effect of mastering sarcasm and irony. Satire so brilliant and eloquent the author takes for granted how many steps ahead of everyone else he is.

Yeah Carlin pshed that point for a while and its pretty spot on. The planet does not have a brain or give a fuck if it even exists. Who cares about the gay planet

It's a retarded point if you actually take it seriously. Anyone who wants to live on the planet cares about the planet, normal people don't think the planet has feelings but destroying the environment to the point where it becomes difficult to maintain a quality life is a concern.

I guess..and Im not even against that, but environmentalists act like its about the planet itself, which would be fine as a ball of water, and not like its just the people, which is kind of disingenuous

No one other than eccentric hippies who live in the woods actually thinks like this, not environmentalists fault you're clueless.

Lol what? I believe in climate change, I just think theyre presentation that they actually give a shit about the dirt and trees and not themselves is kind of ungenuine

Because none of those things aren't important in any shape or form.

Do you happen to own a pair of bongo drums?

They're just called bongos you oafish American.

And they are fucking awful and the symbol of meaninglessess, you queer.

I'm clearly arguing with someone who probably only listens to singles and blurts out Bach to pretend for a moment they know a thing or two about muzak.

With that, I'm bowing out.

Im not really arguing. Just saying the way they present their argument is gay as fuck and unproductive.

lol i filmed myself doin a little somethin somethin,,,we should all just doxx eachother

I'm clearly arguing with someone who probably only listens to singles and blurts out Bach to pretend for a moment they know a thing or two about muzak. With that, I'm bowing out.

hahaha I hope for your sake trying to sound like a pretentious cunt poor attempt at humor.

This maybe controversial, but I think some of Handel and Vivaldi's pieces are much more enjoyable and impressive than the majority of Bach's. Restricting to the late Baroque period, of course.

What's important is that this article started a conversation.

ungenuine

It was just a big extension of his bit about the ridiculousness of words. Euphemisms and other bullshit people use to manipulate. Save the Planet was a manipulative catchphrase and while it was more or less innocuous, it was still inherently dishonest. It wasn't a bit about the environment or nature, it was a bit about words. People are annoying when they pick the "right, perfect" words to enhance their cause.

Flight attendant, pre-heated oven, 90 years young, differently abled, post-traumatic stress disorder, personhole cover (which was an exaggeration), and Save the Planet are all in the same category.

Colin is probably pissed that The Guardian labeled it comedy. He enjoys the mindfuck too much to condition audiences to understand his intent or humor. Reading the what the hell is going on reaction in the comments is great.

Colin is not known in the UK so it works really well this as the guardian is a mostly UK based ultra liberal rag

A Convenient Falsehood

I enjoyed the fuck out of that.

I’ve experienced this planet’s wrath first hand ... well, wrath is too strong a word, and so is firsthand for that matter. I’ve experienced this planet’s harassment, from a slice of pizza getting soaked by a sudden rainstorm to a sunburn that left me unable to put on my shirt when I was a child. Living with this planet is like living with an alcoholic.

I love Colin's way of dealing with how retarded press, and people in general have gotten. Lol idiots.

He really did write the entire thing in the same exact vein that chick bloggers cover politics now.

They're just called bongos you oafish American.