he is but maybe one day he will turn on opie and share lots of behind the scenes gossip.

I would donate upwards of 5 dollars to a kickstarter to fund a tell-all book by nagel

"The Least I Could Do." Vague mysteries by Dr. E Navel.

It would be the most rambling, pointless book in the history of mankind and it would leave us with more questions than answers.

Hawk will never destroy his biggest hero

Piggy boy knows where his butter is deep fried, he'll keep that festering garbage disposal he calls a mouth shut unless there is a lot of money and cronuts in it for him.

E-Rock and Opie were literally the only people Steve C said treated him well. Wonder how much stuff E-Rock has on Sam considering Steve C hated both him and Danny immensely.

How'd you find that out, séance?

It's a real achievement to get so fat that you look like you have downs syndrome

Well done piggy boy

Does fatty have a kid like Sammy boy?

What a set of parents.

I don't think he has decided to allow his wife to partake of the precious Nagel seed. Plus if he had a kid he'd have to share his toys.

I can't wait for the day Sam comes home and rushes excitedly into his wrestling room to put on his ring outfit, pull out some wrestling figures and play act the matches as he watches them on tape and discovers his son has gotten into the mint on card "priceless" collection of figures he has displayed on the wall. He'll probably be so mad that he'll be brave enough to interrupt Jess and her latest bull to find out why she let their son do it.

what a convoluted group of words

Nigga looks like a piranha

Sure

There are two kinds of people in this world: those who cried at the end of the Futurama episode with the dog, and those who have bothered at some point in their life to read a book or watch a movie with more emotional depth and sophistication than any Pixar movie.

Or both :) just because I'm Down with Dostoyevski doesn't mean I don't Fuck with Futurama, y'get my meaning character?

It's Dostoyevsky, you heathen.

I'm not saying you can't like Futurama, but let's be honest: you never hear anyone say they cried when Old Yeller was shot because you can't go out and buy a box set and display it on your mantle so that visiting houseguests can observe that while you tend to be very enthusiastic about nerd and hipster culture, you also appreciate those more sophisticated shows that can once in a while display their vulnerable sides...

But dammit that little dog waited for him!!!!

I've heard this from multiple sources

Wasn't he trying to impregnate his wife a few years ago? What happened?

The baby hung itself in the womb.

tentative name: Steve

They used to really rag on Erik back when he wasn't even that fat. But now he looks like this

That is quite the unflattering picture, but at least it makes it hard to see his down's syndrome eye spacing.

delete that

Sweet Christ on the cross ....

Erock, comment?

I bring nothing to the table.

... except a knife & fork.

Shut, up!

i'm not good

You're a shut-up!

Slobbo!!

Thread is concise and to the point. I enjoy that.

A bumbling glutton.

He's got a lot to do with Sam's meteoric rise to mediocrity. Erock made Sam look bright and organised.

Erock is Opie's cuck, even as Opie sabotaged his every attempt to get his own show going.

When I read this, all I think about is this scene from The Simpsons

You could come back here and shut UP...

You mean you're not "Nagelin' with the Sex"?

FattyPiggyFattyPiggyFattyPiggy

A treat in every water... Coke Floats...

No, he's a dyne ah zaaaaawwwrrr.

https://youtu.be/1C_pOrpw5Rs?t=111

🎵Pumped-Up Tiiiits!🎵

What's the deal with Erock these days? Does he hate Sam and Jim now and rat on everybody to Opie?

Yes. Yes he is.

(((FAKE NEWS)))

i'm one guy that agrees with this succinct statement.