If you watched Nick and Artie (the greatest show ever that most of you cucks don't even know about) on DirectTV, he was CONSTANTLY nodding off during guests and whenever Nick was on another nigger tirade.
Yeah, but who wants to die an old man pissing himself in your daughter's basement. The guy has made his life choices and I don't necessarily see the evil in it. This ain't no fucking Disney movie we're living in. Get through it any way you can, for as long as you can, the best you can.
This fat fuck really thinks looking like the ghost of Christmas past makes him endearing and that people can really tell he lived a junkie's life and think he's cool. As a long-time fan of Artie I hope he dies soon.
My dad is 15 years older than him and looks 40 years younger than him. It's fucking unreal. He looks like a legit homeless elderly person in this Sirius XM photo.
He's been through rehab 3 or 4 times and maybe more now. If those didn't stick, he's pretty much a lost cause unfortunately and I love Artie. This is so sad to see.
It's a shame because I actually see the same therapist who worked with Artie back in 2010. He said that Artie was one of the most depressed people he had ever seen, and he deals with addicts every single day.
I'm a hopeless retard who doesn't know how to link to other threads from the app, but search for the "one of our own passed away" post and read the autistic defense of the highly-lethal poison known as kratom.
I've had drug addiction problems and also take kratom. It is actually addictive and you'll have opiate withdrawals if you stop taking it after a while. But you can't OD on it at least.
If he doesn't try to off himself while he's in jail he will when he gets out. That's "if" he gets out. Sounds like they found enough on him for solid jail time. Damn Artie.
It was so obvious in his last appearance with Holmes & Apatow. Not to mention he couldn't even finish "Fixing Joe" which wasn't even 90 min. This is a lot better to hear than found dead in a parking garage.
I think that was part of it...and the very moment it stopped being funny and he's not having natural laughter and enjoyment, he looks for anything else for instant gratification. He's so textbook with all his shit that I can't help but laugh when he tries to say he's sober. Cus I know id still be trying to fool everyone too.
it had nothing to do witb Matarese. Artie had a pocket full of dope, and he probably cant go much longer than an hour without having his next fix. i instantly thought he was off the wagon again.
He had a pocket full of dope and more in his car too. Reminds me of when Phillip Seymor Hoffman died and they were saying they were finding bags of heroin literally everywhere in his apartment. Every hiding place imaginable had a stash of dope in it. You know it's a heavy addiction when you have to break up your stash and hide it in different places just to keep yourself from doing it all at once.
I definitely don't suggest that. Doesn't make you any less addicted. Plus Artie smoking off foil would start to make him retarded, making him completely useless
Smoking off foil is really just as bad as shooting up. You're getting not only the drug but everything it was cut with before it got to you plus aluminium fumes straight into your lungs which rapidly enters your bloodstream anyway. I think Artie is afraid of needles and I believe he never actually shot up, but snorting coke and heroin is fucking awful for your sinuses.
Heavy coke addiction actually destroys cartilage and bone in your nasal cavity eventually causing your nose to basically collapse. There was a famous professional poker player who's name I can't remember at the moment that was considered a poker prodigy and possibly the best player that died really young and had to start wearing special sunglasses at the table that basically held his nose together to hide the fact that his nose was just a ball of mush at that point.
Some dude on this sub just recently posted that he'd done a lot of coke and deteriorated the inside of his nasal cavity, it's now rotting away, and they might have to basically take his whole nose off. Fucking brutal.
Skin popped him. Not mainline. BIG fucking difference. Apparently the first time was when he wasn't looking. And I think he did it just a few times after that.
I truly believes that Artie never truly banged it. His addiction to it would have been massively different.
Yeah, he would've OD'd on purpose or by accident in a matter of months if he shot up for real. He wouldn't have tried to stab himself either, I'd hope, if he had a couple of rigs.
I went to the Town Hall the three of them did with Bennington a month ago. Holmes and Apatow were in suits. Artie shows up in sweat pants. Guess who the only one with a briefcase was?
They do a meet and greet after, but they need to relax in the green room before it. I figured it would be 10-15 minutes or so. Nope, about 15 seconds.
I assumed it was only a matter of time before this story came out. Glad it was this and not an obituary for his sake.
This is a lot better to hear than found dead in a parking garage.
Even if he quits today I can't imagine his heart is going to hold up much longer anyways. Eats like shit, is fat as fuck, smokes a shit load of cigs, AND has done coke for years. There's no way that hasn't taken a toll on his heart.
That 2nd time he sure did. Slit his wrists, drank bleach and stabbed himself several times in the stomach. A few of those stabs were legit stabs based on a doctor.
He would have died if his mom didn't walk in to give him food like 20 mins after it happened. Poor fucking woman. Lucky fucking guy.
Artie's been shot seven times and he ain't dead, does that mean anything to you, huh? Artie ain't meant to die! Only thing that can kill Artie is Artie
The dude can't even be bothered to record a podcast from his fucking apartment some times. He'll have people sitting around waiting and he just tells them he doesn't feel like it. Anthony is a degenerate wino that can still drive in from Long Island every scheduled show.
How the fuck do you get busted for drugs? In all of my drug use over the past twenty one years, I've never even came close to getting arrested. You really have to be a irresponsible, fucking moron to get popped.
If you're a KNOWN drug abuser, don't you'd think you'd be a bit more careful? All I know is that, if I had millions of dollars and my career at stake, I'd be tons more careful than this idiot.
Not really, there still had to be a reason to search him and his car other than just knowing he is a junkie (who was supposed to be recovered) people who get arrested were acting like an assholr 99% of the time
Yeah, same. I dont have ome drug conviction. Came pretty close in feb but my pba card/needle exchange card got me out of it somehow. I got rolled on by 4 under covers in a car also
It's different when you're doing heroin or crack and have to go to the hood regularly to get your shit. Your average dope fiend can't afford to cop a week's supply of dope at a time, or if they could they'd never be able to budget it properly. When you're white and going to a black neighborhood every day to buy drugs it's almost guaranteed you're gonna get profiled and busted one day by an undercover cop. But Artie should have been paying extra to insulate himself from those risks. Get it delivered or have another degenerate do the deal itself.
On his appearance with Jim at the comedy club he walked up and left before the show was over, he also mentioned that he needed a drink. Drinking, as most drug addicts don't agree, is not being sober. Drinking is still a drug. This dude will be dead soon.
Arresting Artie for cocaine/heroin is like pulling Snoop over for smoking a joint. You're not exactly fuckin' Colombo. You can do better police work; leave the guy alone.
Problem is addicts run on luck for so long, that it's only a matter of time before it catches up. I bet he got caught cus there was a report of black teens looting vehicles in the garage. They just happened to bump into him. With those cameras now everything is by the book.
Artie. What the fuck? It was so fucking obvious that he wasn't sober but I still kinda wanted him to be. So now he's completely fucked. He's either headed to jail or court-ordered rehab. A drug-addicted dude in his forties who looks like and sounds like he's in his eighties. That happy ending we all wanted for Artie is probably not on the cards.
He got popped for possession in Boston last year too. That case might even still be open. Jail is a legitimate possibility given his record. Even though he isn't making Stern money he's still better off than your average street junky, and anything over a couple of grams (or bundles in this case) of dope can be considered trafficking in most states. The idea of a Jersey cop arresting Artie seems unbelievable if you've read his books so he must've been snitched on by a neighbor or something.
He's fat as shit, a heavy smoker and a coke and junk addict. Most people would be dead already. He's got the constitution of an ox, but that won't help for much longer.
The actual issue is, like the pop singers in your link, people cannot control themselves or use responsibly. And with H that becomes very difficult as the potency and quality often differs, and once you inject that dose you're shit out of luck unless you have narcan or wtf it's called. Not to mention most people get shit that is less than pure
Keith Richards stopped doing pretty much everything in the mid-80s (when he married his wife Patti Hansen) and hasn't touched it since. The guy is clean as a whistle and actually a very low-key homebody.
In other news, his wife is still smokin hot despite her age.
I thought you were being sarcastic about his wife, but just googled her and she's still totally fuckable despite being 61! She and Keith are fellow immortals.
My dad's in his early 80s and he still smokes a pack of Winstons a day and drinks half a bottle of Canadian Mist a night. He had a stroke 25 years ago but somehow managed to have no other medical issues in the interim and still manages to run his company. Weird how that shit works.
I still hope things take a positive turn for Artie, even though I'm fully aware the "Artie Lange dead at 50" breaking news alert is probably coming sooner rather than later.
Dammit Artie. You were out. You were clear. Why you do this? I love that fat fuck, especially now that he isn't afraid to call Howard a piece of shit. He's been through so many rehabs now I think he's a lost cause at this point. He has clean and sober for years now (or so he says) and was starting to look healthier other than the inevitable aging. I don't think he's ever gonna stop now and we will be hearing about his death fairly soon. A guy that out of shape putting those drugs into his body isn't gonna make it to past his early 50s and he is 49.
Well at least something good came out his relapse (if he was ever clean in the first place). For so long after he left that show he refused to speak ill of Howard and how poorly he handled the suicide attempt, as well as refusing to acknowledge he wasn't being paid nearly what he was worth to that show because Howard is so fucking greedy he can't even pay his staff a decent wage with his hundreds of millions of dollars when they were the one's actually making his show funny while he essentially did nothing but interviews of celebrities he wanted to be friends with. The fact that Robin and Fred visited Artie in the hospital while Howard just pretended he didn't exist was what pissed me off the most. He made it quite clear what a selfish pelican he is and doesn't really give a fuck about his staff. It's so weird to hear him talk about things that happened in the past on his show that Artie was involved in and pretend that he never existed and wasn't one of the best parts of the show, just like he did to Jackie before him, although he at least acknowledges Jackie's existence.
Artie's a unique dude. There's something about him that makes people root for him. Always. And we feel disappointed every time he fails. But that's his destiny, to keep failing and for us to continue to be disappointed. He'll never succeed and yet we will always want him to. It's all very Shakespearean. Also, peckahs.
I wish everyone who worked at tmz, all got together inside their little headquarters building, and zomeone burned that fucking building down. No survivors
God what a fucking cocksucker Opie is. "We'll be talking about it"?!? Seriously using this as a promo for his shitty show? That is some soulless scum of the earth shit right there.
You don't even know. I've been through real drug addiction and having to face it publicly, and there's nothing worse than a clueless bitch like Opie using it for his own agenda. There's a special hell for people like him; using people who are already at their lowest. It's just sickening.
The worlds not fair because every time a C list comedian former 3rd mic of a radio show stabs himself in the guts, drinks bleach, or is busted for drugs it's Artie Lange, and never that awful sack of shit Jim.
I saw him at Motor City Casino last week and it was pretty clear that he was not clean. He was somehow late to the show (despite having a room in the casino's hotel) and his set felt like it wasn't structured. He mostly told old stories, complete with jokes from other people ("One time in Afghanistan Dave Attell opened with the best joke..." "And then Norm said the funniest thing I ever heard in my life...")
Still love the bastard though. He's one of the last of his kind and I wish him well.
I knew from the moment Artie started getting funnier and stopped being depressed and miserable all the time that this was happening. So many fools in this sub and elsewhere in denial
This isn't really surprising. A lot of the people who listen to Artie's podcast say that he sounded like he has been back on heroin for a while, his appearance had been looking worse and worse over the last year.
On the plus side, he's stamped all the spots on his rehab loyalty card, so this trip is free.
The thing is, he has absolutely no interest in getting clean. He's got it all (friends, family, easy pussy, $$$, adoring, if somewhat retarded, fans), and chooses to piss it all away in favor of dope and debauchery.
He literally wants to drug himself to death, but he'll go through the dog and pony show yet again; the guilt, the self-pity, the anger, the pseudo-bravado, his public declarations of love for his fans, friends, and family, etc.
It's pointless.
He either needs to die or completely embrace his junkie-dom.
Yeah, he would've OD'd on purpose or by accident in a matter of months if he shot up for real. He wouldn't have tried to stab himself either, I'd hope, if he had a couple of rigs.
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n/a dougfunny86 2017-03-17
god dammit Artie
n/a TonyFromLongIsland 2017-03-17
Are you really living your life hoping Artie Lange doesn't fall off the wagon or something? Cause that would make you a pretty big fucking loser.
Hint: he's never been 'clean', there's several clips of him nodding off since coming back from stabbing himself.
n/a dougfunny86 2017-03-17
Just don't want him to die.
n/a TonyFromLongIsland 2017-03-17
You're a cruel fuck. He's contributed all he can contribute. Let the baby gorilla rest.
n/a SprindaLingwood 2017-03-17
Tombstone material right there
n/a jokopolis 2017-03-17
You sound like an angry ex-junkie or someone way too sober for this sub
n/a TonyFromLongIsland 2017-03-17
How can you be too sober for this sub? Is this like the Studio 54 of subreddits? You guys are just partying it up and letting the world have it, huh?
n/a DeepJoeRogan 2017-03-17
We're a collection of edgy individuals who mainstream society can't handle, maaaaaan.
n/a bonniesretardsister 2017-03-17
We're all dancing with Mr. Brownstone.
n/a throwawizzlemahnizzl 2017-03-17
ooff like a gut punch.
n/a EyesWideOpie 2017-03-17
Is that a hep rock n' roll drug reference?
n/a bonniesretardsister 2017-03-17
We're all dancing with Mr. Brownstone.
n/a rahtin 2017-03-17
I've got a little buzz going from my kombucha #zooted
n/a Mod_Impersonator 2017-03-17
Yea I remember seeing him on Rogans podcast, clearly fucked up, talking about being sober.
n/a TonyFromLongIsland 2017-03-17
If you watched Nick and Artie (the greatest show ever that most of you cucks don't even know about) on DirectTV, he was CONSTANTLY nodding off during guests and whenever Nick was on another nigger tirade.
n/a dankfranklin 2017-03-17
Ah yes, when he started the show eating a burger, and then didn't remember it an hour later.
n/a enzo_trash 2017-03-17
nodding off is also something fat dudes with diabeties do.
n/a zenicaone 2017-03-17
Government is framing him - I do not believe he had those substances with him - he is such an outstanding God fearing individual.
n/a wllmweller 2017-03-17
I was thinking the exact same thing. I love Artie and this bums me out for him!
n/a PaintedPicture 2017-03-17
I'm ambivalent towards him, but poor Artie.
n/a _snoop_ 2017-03-17
Yeah, but who wants to die an old man pissing himself in your daughter's basement. The guy has made his life choices and I don't necessarily see the evil in it. This ain't no fucking Disney movie we're living in. Get through it any way you can, for as long as you can, the best you can.
n/a enzo_trash 2017-03-17
pretty much, dude has lived more life than most.
n/a crookedmile 2017-03-17
He was fucking good in Crashing too. Fuck me. He'll be dead in a year and that blows.
n/a TilPercyPriestBreaks 2017-03-17
So crazy that this guy was using illicit substances.
n/a dougfunny86 2017-03-17
which guy?
n/a TonyFromLongIsland 2017-03-17
This fat fuck really thinks looking like the ghost of Christmas past makes him endearing and that people can really tell he lived a junkie's life and think he's cool. As a long-time fan of Artie I hope he dies soon.
n/a PhilipMarma 2017-03-17
The Blue Man?
n/a Scott_Farkus 2017-03-17
That might be the weirdest hair I've ever seen.
n/a WiretapStudios 2017-03-17
GREAT SCOTT, MARTY!
n/a EyesWideOpie 2017-03-17
Hoiman!
n/a WiretapStudios 2017-03-17
My dad is 15 years older than him and looks 40 years younger than him. It's fucking unreal. He looks like a legit homeless elderly person in this Sirius XM photo.
n/a ScarletNumbers 2017-03-17
He looks like Lena Dunham.
n/a haamm 2017-03-17
His pupils are too dilated there to be on heroin. If he was high on heroin he'd have pin point sized pupils
n/a EyesWideOpie 2017-03-17
I saw that in "The Man With the Golden Arm" one time.
n/a throwawizzlemahnizzl 2017-03-17
He looks very aromatic in that picture.
n/a CompoundMediaPR 2017-03-17
Sounds like a fun night
n/a Dennyislife 2017-03-17
Anyone funny who goes on Opie's show in 2017 is obviously off his face. I suspect thats what tipped the cops off.
n/a whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2017-03-17
n/a HologramChicken 2017-03-17
when Artie walked in everyone was like "eyyyyyyy, dats de Punishhherrr"
n/a timothymodine 2017-03-17
That reads like it was spoken by Ned Holman
n/a lickitoff 2017-03-17
Any time Artie even gets the faintest whiff of something that might be working out for him, he can't wait to fuck it up.
n/a Peckahnator 2017-03-17
Didn't he say he went sober a few years ago? That's how efficient his rehab was?
Can't wait for Ant to get arrested for a DUI.
n/a dougfunny86 2017-03-17
He admitted to going on a bender last feb.
n/a ScorzeMan 2017-03-17
So last month?
n/a dougfunny86 2017-03-17
Naw thats this feb.
n/a EyesWideOpie 2017-03-17
So a couple of weeks ago?
n/a ukeukeuke1 2017-03-17
He's been through rehab 3 or 4 times and maybe more now. If those didn't stick, he's pretty much a lost cause unfortunately and I love Artie. This is so sad to see.
n/a haamm 2017-03-17
It's a shame because I actually see the same therapist who worked with Artie back in 2010. He said that Artie was one of the most depressed people he had ever seen, and he deals with addicts every single day.
n/a all_copacetic 2017-03-17
So, not a great proponent of doctor-patient confidentiality then.
n/a haamm 2017-03-17
I guess not
n/a holodog 2017-03-17
I see the same guy and he told me you've really got your peter puffing under control now, well done!
n/a bonniesretardsister 2017-03-17
He was also blatantly trying to score drugs on twitter by repeatedly tweeting for some guy to meet him before he taped Seth Myers.
n/a EyesWideOpie 2017-03-17
When he was trying to "score drugs", did he go to a "pusher" to get his "fix"?
n/a TilPercyPriestBreaks 2017-03-17
No group of people deserves to have been left in the lurch more than the people who subscribed to his podcast.
n/a GWARscientist 2017-03-17
Thank god it wasn't kratom !
n/a GhostOfDeadCats 2017-03-17
Booo! I still think there's no such thing as 'too much kratom'!
n/a sanfrancisco69er 2017-03-17
Actually in a lot of places "heroin and cocaine" has become a common slang for kratom.
n/a XDVI 2017-03-17
Is there a reference I missed?
n/a Shitpost_Emporium 2017-03-17
I'm a hopeless retard who doesn't know how to link to other threads from the app, but search for the "one of our own passed away" post and read the autistic defense of the highly-lethal poison known as kratom.
n/a GullibleGilbert 2017-03-17
there's a kratom epidemic in the US costing thousands of people their lives.
fucking Addicts try to downplay this drug they cant get away from. "oh its all natural" so is heroin and crack cocaine
n/a htownnucca 2017-03-17
This actually is true, when you try to quit you get some crazy restless leg thing that fucking sucks.
n/a segasarnold 2017-03-17
Yeah if it was as chill as they say it is then why dont they just smoke weed. faggots.
n/a throwawizzlemahnizzl 2017-03-17
dude lmao
n/a segasarnold 2017-03-17
How high are you?
n/a cum-pound-me-dia 2017-03-17
Dude weed
n/a dopef123 2017-03-17
I've had drug addiction problems and also take kratom. It is actually addictive and you'll have opiate withdrawals if you stop taking it after a while. But you can't OD on it at least.
n/a RahnBayngtin 2017-03-17
Nigga... care to explain... asking for a friend
n/a stinksskc 2017-03-17
People arent dying on kratom youre wrong
n/a nikolam 2017-03-17
Did you really just say that crack is natural?
n/a MonsteRain 2017-03-17
at least 12 people in the United States have died from using kratom in the last 3 years alone, it's destroying the country
n/a OGcumBoi 2017-03-17
Kratom?
Damn near killed 'om!
n/a VenusBlue 2017-03-17
Those drugs were probably for Sleazy P. Martini.
n/a SWIMsfriend 2017-03-17
This is why Artie wanted that bit about Apatow removed. You don't mock the tribe.
And to think, if we just let Hitler do his thing. Artie would probably be in his 20th year of hosting the tonight show.
n/a Hyenapotion 2017-03-17
If he doesn't try to off himself while he's in jail he will when he gets out. That's "if" he gets out. Sounds like they found enough on him for solid jail time. Damn Artie.
n/a Thizzordie010 2017-03-17
It was so obvious in his last appearance with Holmes & Apatow. Not to mention he couldn't even finish "Fixing Joe" which wasn't even 90 min. This is a lot better to hear than found dead in a parking garage.
n/a TriangleDimes 2017-03-17
The Fixing Joe thing seemed to be more about Matarese being an unfunny bore.
n/a Thizzordie010 2017-03-17
I think that was part of it...and the very moment it stopped being funny and he's not having natural laughter and enjoyment, he looks for anything else for instant gratification. He's so textbook with all his shit that I can't help but laugh when he tries to say he's sober. Cus I know id still be trying to fool everyone too.
n/a DrSANDMAN09 2017-03-17
it had nothing to do witb Matarese. Artie had a pocket full of dope, and he probably cant go much longer than an hour without having his next fix. i instantly thought he was off the wagon again.
n/a ukeukeuke1 2017-03-17
He had a pocket full of dope and more in his car too. Reminds me of when Phillip Seymor Hoffman died and they were saying they were finding bags of heroin literally everywhere in his apartment. Every hiding place imaginable had a stash of dope in it. You know it's a heavy addiction when you have to break up your stash and hide it in different places just to keep yourself from doing it all at once.
n/a CIAshill18081990 2017-03-17
I am literally surrounded by kratom
n/a forcedhammer 2017-03-17
it's about not being caught off guard without any when you need it
n/a slongbinh 2017-03-17
Like having a handgun in every room of the house.
n/a forcedhammer 2017-03-17
dope sickness analogs for gun ownership
n/a Mod_Impersonator 2017-03-17
Yea but Artie most likely left to go shoot up.
n/a Thizzordie010 2017-03-17
That's the only thing I believe Artie about. That he only sniffed it. If he was a shooter he 100% would've been dead by now.
n/a Mod_Impersonator 2017-03-17
I didn't even know that, he should try smoking it.
n/a Thizzordie010 2017-03-17
I definitely don't suggest that. Doesn't make you any less addicted. Plus Artie smoking off foil would start to make him retarded, making him completely useless
n/a ukeukeuke1 2017-03-17
Smoking off foil is really just as bad as shooting up. You're getting not only the drug but everything it was cut with before it got to you plus aluminium fumes straight into your lungs which rapidly enters your bloodstream anyway. I think Artie is afraid of needles and I believe he never actually shot up, but snorting coke and heroin is fucking awful for your sinuses.
Heavy coke addiction actually destroys cartilage and bone in your nasal cavity eventually causing your nose to basically collapse. There was a famous professional poker player who's name I can't remember at the moment that was considered a poker prodigy and possibly the best player that died really young and had to start wearing special sunglasses at the table that basically held his nose together to hide the fact that his nose was just a ball of mush at that point.
n/a Doc_McCoy79 2017-03-17
Some dude on this sub just recently posted that he'd done a lot of coke and deteriorated the inside of his nasal cavity, it's now rotting away, and they might have to basically take his whole nose off. Fucking brutal.
n/a --DC-- 2017-03-17
You don't know his name, but his nose knows.
n/a EyesWideOpie 2017-03-17
Toucan Sammykins?
n/a Raptoroo 2017-03-17
That's fucking hilarious though, walking around with two dumb breathing holes on your face because you did coke until your nose fell off.
n/a throwawizzlemahnizzl 2017-03-17
That guy was ayo for yayo. Anyway folks...
n/a ihaveaholeinmyass 2017-03-17
I believe you're referring to me.. my septum is destroyed from cocaine but I'm not about to have my nose 'taken off'
n/a enzo_trash 2017-03-17
god damn rich cunt
n/a Mod_Impersonator 2017-03-17
Stu Ungar. Thanks for the info but I don't plan on doing heroin in any form, I was just joking.
n/a baraksobamas 2017-03-17
There was a movie made about him where ironically Stu Unger was played by Michael Imperioli
n/a throwawizzlemahnizzl 2017-03-17
y'know he's the only motherfucker that can smoke a cigarette in the rain with his hands behind his back.
n/a DryTeeth 2017-03-17
Fucking Richie Apriel...
n/a kingship75 2017-03-17
"I'll build a ramp to your ass. Drive a Lionel up in there."
n/a Shady_Jake 2017-03-17
I think Artie usually sniffs but he has admitted he had a stripper shoot him up a few times.
n/a dumbshowreference 2017-03-17
Skin popped him. Not mainline. BIG fucking difference. Apparently the first time was when he wasn't looking. And I think he did it just a few times after that.
I truly believes that Artie never truly banged it. His addiction to it would have been massively different.
.... a friend told me all about it.
n/a SpaceCaseBassFace 2017-03-17
Yeah, he would've OD'd on purpose or by accident in a matter of months if he shot up for real. He wouldn't have tried to stab himself either, I'd hope, if he had a couple of rigs.
n/a jabacherli 2017-03-17
Stu Unger
n/a all_copacetic 2017-03-17
It's already been said, you johnny-come-lately.
n/a DefaultTrash 2017-03-17
Agreed. He left as soon as Joe started playing those idiotic voicemails
n/a SoulCougher 2017-03-17
I went to the Town Hall the three of them did with Bennington a month ago. Holmes and Apatow were in suits. Artie shows up in sweat pants. Guess who the only one with a briefcase was?
They do a meet and greet after, but they need to relax in the green room before it. I figured it would be 10-15 minutes or so. Nope, about 15 seconds.
I assumed it was only a matter of time before this story came out. Glad it was this and not an obituary for his sake.
n/a Guinness525 2017-03-17
All of his Opie Radio appearances were cut short because he had to "be somewhere." I can't blame him for wanting to get out of there though.
n/a GhostOfDeadCats 2017-03-17
*Booo! I wish it was Opie that died, not meeee .... *
n/a HitEmWTheHeinnn 2017-03-17
Nigga, who listens to Fixing Joe?
n/a garyfromflorida 2017-03-17
Only the episode with Norton, Cumia and Lange lol
n/a severeneckpain 2017-03-17
Even if he quits today I can't imagine his heart is going to hold up much longer anyways. Eats like shit, is fat as fuck, smokes a shit load of cigs, AND has done coke for years. There's no way that hasn't taken a toll on his heart.
n/a JeffDenlon 2017-03-17
Artie has survived two suicide attempts. The guy is a Terminator and he'll probably outlive us all.
n/a ElectricHellKnight 2017-03-17
I say if you survive a suicide attempt you weren't trying hard enough.
n/a GraphOrlock 2017-03-17
The way I heard him tell it, one of them would have succeeded had Michael Bolton from office space not intervened
n/a Fart_Parfait 2017-03-17
He stabbed himself in the stomach nine times with a foot long knife tho
n/a dumbshowreference 2017-03-17
That 2nd time he sure did. Slit his wrists, drank bleach and stabbed himself several times in the stomach. A few of those stabs were legit stabs based on a doctor.
He would have died if his mom didn't walk in to give him food like 20 mins after it happened. Poor fucking woman. Lucky fucking guy.
n/a oceanic231 2017-03-17
For real though, he is probably going to be dead within 5 years and it makes me sad.
n/a enzo_trash 2017-03-17
Artie's been shot seven times and he ain't dead, does that mean anything to you, huh? Artie ain't meant to die! Only thing that can kill Artie is Artie
n/a bonniesretardsister 2017-03-17
The dude can't even be bothered to record a podcast from his fucking apartment some times. He'll have people sitting around waiting and he just tells them he doesn't feel like it. Anthony is a degenerate wino that can still drive in from Long Island every scheduled show.
n/a rahtin 2017-03-17
No it's not. He'll do some time in rehab, get out and hit the streets even harder. Like someone else said, just let the baby gorilla die.
n/a The_Sharpie_Is_Black 2017-03-17
to be fair, he left because they were just shitty comics
n/a sanfrancisco69er 2017-03-17
Yeah,,,he doesn't have much time left.
n/a mimtendo 2017-03-17
not surprising. he's been looking like shit recently.
n/a lifeobenreilly 2017-03-17
... only recently?
n/a mimtendo 2017-03-17
especially recently
n/a bonniesretardsister 2017-03-17
You mean you don't think he looked good in sweat pants, old jacket and stocking cap on national television?
n/a mimtendo 2017-03-17
oh no, that's a fantastic look.
i've seen him live a couple of times in the last few months.
n/a enzo_trash 2017-03-17
good shows?
n/a RahnBayngtin 2017-03-17
Its crazy to see him in early years even when he first started coming on Stern with Norm... he was a normal looking/sized dude
n/a Individually_Placed 2017-03-17
How the fuck do you get busted for drugs? In all of my drug use over the past twenty one years, I've never even came close to getting arrested. You really have to be a irresponsible, fucking moron to get popped.
n/a dougfunny86 2017-03-17
cool!
n/a OnionRooms 2017-03-17
he's a celebrity in NJ, known heroin user, and the entire police force knows of him. they could've done this at any time.
n/a Individually_Placed 2017-03-17
If you're a KNOWN drug abuser, don't you'd think you'd be a bit more careful? All I know is that, if I had millions of dollars and my career at stake, I'd be tons more careful than this idiot.
n/a PhilipMarma 2017-03-17
Some addicts like him want to get caught, on a subconscious level.
n/a MushroomFacedAsshole 2017-03-17
Yes, because being careful is of the utmost importance to smackheads.
n/a OnionRooms 2017-03-17
doesn't matter how much money a junkie has, they're going to do what junkies do and fuck up
n/a 1475315963 2017-03-17
they popped him in his own parking garage. Asshole cops IMO
n/a ashakahdhalshf 2017-03-17
Not really, there still had to be a reason to search him and his car other than just knowing he is a junkie (who was supposed to be recovered) people who get arrested were acting like an assholr 99% of the time
n/a stinksskc 2017-03-17
Yeah, same. I dont have ome drug conviction. Came pretty close in feb but my pba card/needle exchange card got me out of it somehow. I got rolled on by 4 under covers in a car also
n/a EyesWideOpie 2017-03-17
You had me up until "get popped". Easy with the street lingo there, Baretta.
n/a TerrysFriendHarry 2017-03-17
It's different when you're doing heroin or crack and have to go to the hood regularly to get your shit. Your average dope fiend can't afford to cop a week's supply of dope at a time, or if they could they'd never be able to budget it properly. When you're white and going to a black neighborhood every day to buy drugs it's almost guaranteed you're gonna get profiled and busted one day by an undercover cop. But Artie should have been paying extra to insulate himself from those risks. Get it delivered or have another degenerate do the deal itself.
n/a OedipusOrca 2017-03-17
Shocking
n/a dankfranklin 2017-03-17
I honestly don't think Artie has been clean for more than a week in his entire adult life.
n/a PepperTheCentaur 2017-03-17
Who has?
n/a Randythegeologist 2017-03-17
29 days fam, I'm well on my way to being a certified Lil Jimmy
n/a ricswrangler 2017-03-17
On his appearance with Jim at the comedy club he walked up and left before the show was over, he also mentioned that he needed a drink. Drinking, as most drug addicts don't agree, is not being sober. Drinking is still a drug. This dude will be dead soon.
n/a ReDMeridiaN 2017-03-17
Damn, no need to be such a buzzkill
n/a dukefett 2017-03-17
He even tried killing himself, I think he'll be around a while.
n/a PhilipMarma 2017-03-17
At least he'll have some new material now.
n/a tomo89 2017-03-17
Arresting Artie for cocaine/heroin is like pulling Snoop over for smoking a joint. You're not exactly fuckin' Colombo. You can do better police work; leave the guy alone.
n/a Thizzordie010 2017-03-17
Problem is addicts run on luck for so long, that it's only a matter of time before it catches up. I bet he got caught cus there was a report of black teens looting vehicles in the garage. They just happened to bump into him. With those cameras now everything is by the book.
n/a all_copacetic 2017-03-17
Artie. What the fuck? It was so fucking obvious that he wasn't sober but I still kinda wanted him to be. So now he's completely fucked. He's either headed to jail or court-ordered rehab. A drug-addicted dude in his forties who looks like and sounds like he's in his eighties. That happy ending we all wanted for Artie is probably not on the cards.
n/a nhlroyalty 2017-03-17
he's only in his 40's? holy fuck
n/a ScorzeMan 2017-03-17
50 in October.
n/a GullibleGilbert 2017-03-17
We'll see about that
n/a MartyVanB 2017-03-17
He is only a few years older than me and I look like I am 15 years younger than him.
n/a rahtin 2017-03-17
Must be all that boy cum you drink.
n/a holodog 2017-03-17
No that doesn't actually work.
n/a AppleBonfire 2017-03-17
So you look 55? Well done.
n/a jfral 2017-03-17
Yeah the optimist in me thought he could be the comeback kid but he just can't escape his demons. Success seems to trigger the destructive impulses.
n/a SpaceCaseBassFace 2017-03-17
He got popped for possession in Boston last year too. That case might even still be open. Jail is a legitimate possibility given his record. Even though he isn't making Stern money he's still better off than your average street junky, and anything over a couple of grams (or bundles in this case) of dope can be considered trafficking in most states. The idea of a Jersey cop arresting Artie seems unbelievable if you've read his books so he must've been snitched on by a neighbor or something.
n/a Billyassman 2017-03-17
This is gonna cost lots a cash.Jew boys make a orderly line.Artie don't wanna do no time. $$$$$$$$.
n/a turnthemaround 2017-03-17
Suspicious this happens after his Twitter fight with Opie. Read between the lines, sheep.
n/a Mod_Impersonator 2017-03-17
You wanna play? Let's play. sniff
n/a Billyassman 2017-03-17
Where was detective Club Doe Doe?
n/a PhilipMarma 2017-03-17
And this happened last Sunday, so right after the Opie fiasco.
n/a Destination_Jeffrey 2017-03-17
This is the Opster's doing. Artie should've kept his head on a swivel.
n/a Coondoon 2017-03-17
Not even a little bit surprised, its been very obvious that he's using for a while now.
n/a ScorzeMan 2017-03-17
I was hoping this was a Rich Vos plug.
n/a Doc_McCoy79 2017-03-17
Artie has the same hair as Walter Donovan in Last Crusade, after he chooses poorly & ages 1,000 years in 11 seconds.
n/a 1475315963 2017-03-17
Artie, 2018 - http://i.imgur.com/EDApvsk.png
n/a Doc_McCoy79 2017-03-17
"THIS is the cup of a heroin addict."
n/a crookedmile 2017-03-17
Enjoy this Mr. Lange. You're about to witness the best discoveries in the history of mankind. - Heroin
n/a enzo_trash 2017-03-17
damn, you focus on hair
n/a Coondoon 2017-03-17
It's been obvious for a while now that he's back on drugs....
n/a JusJusRagno 2017-03-17
ME: I wish Artie nothin' but the fuckin' best. We love havin' him on this dumb radio show, PERIOD.
n/a boogsuge 2017-03-17
https://twitter.com/opieradio/status/842809597069066241 "Me sad"
n/a Tell_Em_Fred 2017-03-17
Fuck. Come on Artie.
n/a McGowan9 2017-03-17
He's fat as shit, a heavy smoker and a coke and junk addict. Most people would be dead already. He's got the constitution of an ox, but that won't help for much longer.
n/a majestik6 2017-03-17
I'm starting to wonder if it's some magical way to live forever.
Keith Richards does heroin, cigarettes, cocaine and booze, and he's in his 70s now.
Patrice O'Neal did nothing but soda pop and he's dead.
n/a wifflebb 2017-03-17
Yeah it's definitely and immortality potion.
n/a anaLog1989 2017-03-17
Fuck. Some brutal stats there...
n/a ChurchOfBaldOpie 2017-03-17
The actual issue is, like the pop singers in your link, people cannot control themselves or use responsibly. And with H that becomes very difficult as the potency and quality often differs, and once you inject that dose you're shit out of luck unless you have narcan or wtf it's called. Not to mention most people get shit that is less than pure
n/a TriangleDimes 2017-03-17
Another heroin addict that has it all figured out.
n/a enzo_trash 2017-03-17
hahahaha
this guy ova here
n/a ScarletNumbers 2017-03-17
Keith is rail thin, Patrice was a fat nigger
n/a SolomonKull 2017-03-17
Nonsense. Patrice used to sell heroin.
n/a Psych555 2017-03-17
Don't eat and you'll live a long time no matter how many drugs you do.
n/a Dick_Kickass 2017-03-17
Keith Richards stopped doing pretty much everything in the mid-80s (when he married his wife Patti Hansen) and hasn't touched it since. The guy is clean as a whistle and actually a very low-key homebody.
In other news, his wife is still smokin hot despite her age.
n/a ImDickJustice 2017-03-17
Wasn't he on coke when he fell off a palm tree?
n/a all_copacetic 2017-03-17
I thought you were being sarcastic about his wife, but just googled her and she's still totally fuckable despite being 61! She and Keith are fellow immortals.
n/a TARE_ME 2017-03-17
My dad's in his early 80s and he still smokes a pack of Winstons a day and drinks half a bottle of Canadian Mist a night. He had a stroke 25 years ago but somehow managed to have no other medical issues in the interim and still manages to run his company. Weird how that shit works.
n/a lemskroob 2017-03-17
i was expecting this to be a Vos
n/a Lux_cs 2017-03-17
Now it all makes sense!
n/a --DC-- 2017-03-17
Never saw that coming.
n/a unclepaul84 2017-03-17
Tits pushed him off the wagon! All for some video clicks. Sad
n/a tomo89 2017-03-17
That can at least be a new adjective for him: addict enabler.
n/a Kid_Chameleon85 2017-03-17
how is this asshole still alive
n/a PhilipMarma 2017-03-17
A delicate balance of uppers and downers.
n/a Cold-in-the-D 2017-03-17
Artie a good boy, he din do nuffin.
He was going to church, finna get his life on track...
n/a throwawawyy2 2017-03-17
More like get his life on crack tss
n/a Cold-in-the-D 2017-03-17
Take us to break you bacon making piece of shit
n/a throwawizzlemahnizzl 2017-03-17
tss yea or get his fawkin life back on track marks!!
dvv dvv
n/a AppleBonfire 2017-03-17
HE JUS TRYIN GET AN ADJUCATION!
n/a Spokker 2017-03-17
Drug addicts lol
n/a zenicaone 2017-03-17
I bet he is still more than great .... until drugs wear of and he realizes where he is.
n/a Friend_of_Kramer 2017-03-17
Fucking dirtball junkie
n/a bornrevolution 2017-03-17
How is he even still alive? Hasn't he been doing heroin for like 30 years?
n/a LeVampire1992 2017-03-17
He doesn't shoot it
n/a TOPICALJOKELOL 2017-03-17
Might as well flush it down the toilet instead of putting it up your nose. What a waste of dope.
n/a Dorjan 2017-03-17
YEAH REAL MEN SLAM THAT SHIT STRAIGHT TO THE BLOODSTREAM, FUCKIN PUSSY
n/a MissRaoulDukeGonzo 2017-03-17
Shit happens
n/a WhiskeynPeanutbutter 2017-03-17
Smh
n/a Guinness525 2017-03-17
Disappointing I guess, but not surprising.
n/a CaptainJeanLucPeckah 2017-03-17
I still hope things take a positive turn for Artie, even though I'm fully aware the "Artie Lange dead at 50" breaking news alert is probably coming sooner rather than later.
n/a MedicatedHead 2017-03-17
He saw Amy and Jim's specials and had to get more heroin to cope with the sadness he was left with.
n/a JMueller2012 2017-03-17
We all knew, but it still bums me out
n/a Proudofyourboy 2017-03-17
Good. I hope this over-rated, unfunny bore dies soon.
n/a 3stepsbackward 2017-03-17
Well, getting arrested is better than being found facedown, in a mound of heroin, without a heartbeat, I guess.
n/a TOPICALJOKELOL 2017-03-17
Heroin OD is the #1 way I want to go. It sounds pretty nice.
n/a throwawizzlemahnizzl 2017-03-17
No time like the present, champ.
n/a TOPICALJOKELOL 2017-03-17
You're not wrong, dude. If I could get my hands on some I might.
n/a DipsomaniacDawg 2017-03-17
He's way too old and fat to do coke. Dude has to clean up or join the club with Patrice/TippyTom/SteveC/Otto.
n/a PhilipMarma 2017-03-17
He's repeatedly said that he hasn't done coke in years, while admitting to his heroin and booze slips. I don't know why I believed him.
n/a sickfuckinpuppies 2017-03-17
Maybe the he wasn't doing coke. Maybe he was gonna cook up some crack.
n/a 1475315963 2017-03-17
What!? How is it possible that clean and sober Artie had drugs on him?
n/a ukeukeuke1 2017-03-17
Dammit Artie. You were out. You were clear. Why you do this? I love that fat fuck, especially now that he isn't afraid to call Howard a piece of shit. He's been through so many rehabs now I think he's a lost cause at this point. He has clean and sober for years now (or so he says) and was starting to look healthier other than the inevitable aging. I don't think he's ever gonna stop now and we will be hearing about his death fairly soon. A guy that out of shape putting those drugs into his body isn't gonna make it to past his early 50s and he is 49.
n/a Dorjan 2017-03-17
Well, I think it's safe to say that he has not been clean and sober for at least a year
n/a JeffDenlon 2017-03-17
I'm pretty sure the heroin is why Artie isn't afraid to call Howard a piece of shit
n/a ukeukeuke1 2017-03-17
Well at least something good came out his relapse (if he was ever clean in the first place). For so long after he left that show he refused to speak ill of Howard and how poorly he handled the suicide attempt, as well as refusing to acknowledge he wasn't being paid nearly what he was worth to that show because Howard is so fucking greedy he can't even pay his staff a decent wage with his hundreds of millions of dollars when they were the one's actually making his show funny while he essentially did nothing but interviews of celebrities he wanted to be friends with. The fact that Robin and Fred visited Artie in the hospital while Howard just pretended he didn't exist was what pissed me off the most. He made it quite clear what a selfish pelican he is and doesn't really give a fuck about his staff. It's so weird to hear him talk about things that happened in the past on his show that Artie was involved in and pretend that he never existed and wasn't one of the best parts of the show, just like he did to Jackie before him, although he at least acknowledges Jackie's existence.
n/a MilesDavisRose 2017-03-17
At least he's trying
n/a boring_oneliner 2017-03-17
whaaaaaaa
n/a boring_oneliner 2017-03-17
Artie Kline?
n/a throwawizzlemahnizzl 2017-03-17
Toby? Toby? Toby Wong?
n/a all_copacetic 2017-03-17
Gimme that thing! I got Madonna's big dick going in one ear, Toby the gook in the other. You'll get it back when we leave.
n/a HologramChicken 2017-03-17
That fucker's running a little short on material!
n/a poundfoolishhh 2017-03-17
Artie's a unique dude. There's something about him that makes people root for him. Always. And we feel disappointed every time he fails. But that's his destiny, to keep failing and for us to continue to be disappointed. He'll never succeed and yet we will always want him to. It's all very Shakespearean. Also, peckahs.
n/a tedsfurrydingle 2017-03-17
The myth of Sniffyphus
n/a blackirishlad 2017-03-17
keep pushing that giant crack rock artie!
n/a throwawizzlemahnizzl 2017-03-17
Would you say he's a lovable loser?
n/a Uboat1940 2017-03-17
He sounded coked out of his mind here:
https://youtu.be/V9CgRrMd3n0
n/a deanthecleanmachine 2017-03-17
I wish everyone who worked at tmz, all got together inside their little headquarters building, and zomeone burned that fucking building down. No survivors
n/a enzo_trash 2017-03-17
seems to humane
n/a boogsuge 2017-03-17
Opies heartfelt response https://twitter.com/opieradio/status/842809597069066241 "me sad"
n/a ReDMeridiaN 2017-03-17
God what a fucking cocksucker Opie is. "We'll be talking about it"?!? Seriously using this as a promo for his shitty show? That is some soulless scum of the earth shit right there.
n/a boogsuge 2017-03-17
He's a piece of shit
n/a ReDMeridiaN 2017-03-17
You don't even know. I've been through real drug addiction and having to face it publicly, and there's nothing worse than a clueless bitch like Opie using it for his own agenda. There's a special hell for people like him; using people who are already at their lowest. It's just sickening.
n/a flipdrugs 2017-03-17
"Me sad"??? Fucking what? There's more heartfelt shit written in this thread full of autistic assholes.
n/a The-Lunger 2017-03-17
Working with Opie can drive anyone to drugs and alcohol. The only escape is taking his morning slot and kick him to the curb.
n/a RSC-Tuff 2017-03-17
This speedball's for you, Artie
n/a packitchofsositch 2017-03-17
You should have Vosrolled anyway. Take it to the next level!
n/a FrankHugo 2017-03-17
Did his recent appearance on Faction Talk ever get posted?
n/a Dagidugidai 2017-03-17
The worlds not fair because every time a C list comedian former 3rd mic of a radio show stabs himself in the guts, drinks bleach, or is busted for drugs it's Artie Lange, and never that awful sack of shit Jim.
n/a Proudofyourboy 2017-03-17
C list is generous for Artie or Jim
n/a KnickedUp 2017-03-17
Well, they both have A list "friends", even if they are only D+ listers on their own.
n/a DougmanWGodspeed 2017-03-17
I saw him at Motor City Casino last week and it was pretty clear that he was not clean. He was somehow late to the show (despite having a room in the casino's hotel) and his set felt like it wasn't structured. He mostly told old stories, complete with jokes from other people ("One time in Afghanistan Dave Attell opened with the best joke..." "And then Norm said the funniest thing I ever heard in my life...")
Still love the bastard though. He's one of the last of his kind and I wish him well.
n/a stinksskc 2017-03-17
FUCKING KNEW IT!!!
n/a MoeGreenVegas 2017-03-17
I thought junkies were rail thin?
n/a throwawizzlemahnizzl 2017-03-17
oh dummy.
n/a spicysandwich80 2017-03-17
I knew from the moment Artie started getting funnier and stopped being depressed and miserable all the time that this was happening. So many fools in this sub and elsewhere in denial
n/a Belchides 2017-03-17
Could have sworn he was clean.
n/a Chuck_Chasem 2017-03-17
OWOAAAH WOAAAH WOAAH!
n/a SorryFiMAGADog 2017-03-17
WENDY, WE'RE GONNA MAKE IT ... IN JERRRRSEEEYYYYY
Wonder if anyone jizzed on his chest
n/a HumpX 2017-03-17
Make all the jokes you want but its fucking sad. Quitting dope is brutal. Its hard to see such a likeable & talented guy losing the battle.
n/a DryTeeth 2017-03-17
These VosRolls have gotten so bad....I really thought I was clicking on a fake link.
n/a ventio 2017-03-17
artie needs to get on some weaker opiates and develop a crippling weed addiction
n/a dopef123 2017-03-17
Surprised he's still alive.
n/a throwawizzlemahnizzl 2017-03-17
You're all faggots who think people are made of porcelain.
n/a RedditorsAreFagggots 2017-03-17
silver lining: he gets clean and loses weight in jail
n/a JeffDenlon 2017-03-17
This isn't really surprising. A lot of the people who listen to Artie's podcast say that he sounded like he has been back on heroin for a while, his appearance had been looking worse and worse over the last year.
Hope everything works out with Artie.
n/a SpaceEdge 2017-03-17
That motherfucker can't beat his habits. He will end up dying from drugs.
n/a whoaDAVIDwhoa 2017-03-17
artie is the greatest.
n/a Doug_Graves 2017-03-17
Whaaaaa? That would be the first guy I would expect to have heroin and cocaine.
n/a Doug_Graves 2017-03-17
Whaaaaa? That would be the first guy I would expect to have heroin and cocaine.
n/a Lady_Dis_Liver 2017-03-17
Poor Artie
n/a puppy_action_team 2017-03-17
I think Artie just needs a hug from Howard
n/a jfral 2017-03-17
Seems like he has a good heart. Plus, he's effing hilarious. Plenty of other entertainers I'd rather see undone by personal shit.
n/a EyesWideOpie 2017-03-17
Who cares about any of this? Just keep smashing Stuttering John and don't OD so ypu can continue bashing Stuttering John.
n/a fyisah 2017-03-17
Well.. no surprise.
n/a callmesnake13 2017-03-17
How the fuck do you get that old and not get bored with heroin and coke?
n/a KnickedUp 2017-03-17
He never found anything that could replace it. Most people eventually have kids and have something else to live for.
n/a realister 2017-03-17
damn Artie can't catch a break.
n/a juniorcollege1998 2017-03-17
What is it with the fat ones?
n/a MechanicalGhosts 2017-03-17
artieisfatandaddictedtosmack
n/a forcedhammer 2017-03-17
you could kind of tell from his stunted reactions during that live Matrese show
n/a joomommyhappy 2017-03-17
On the plus side, he's stamped all the spots on his rehab loyalty card, so this trip is free.
The thing is, he has absolutely no interest in getting clean. He's got it all (friends, family, easy pussy, $$$, adoring, if somewhat retarded, fans), and chooses to piss it all away in favor of dope and debauchery.
He literally wants to drug himself to death, but he'll go through the dog and pony show yet again; the guilt, the self-pity, the anger, the pseudo-bravado, his public declarations of love for his fans, friends, and family, etc.
It's pointless.
He either needs to die or completely embrace his junkie-dom.
n/a NashuaDan 2017-03-17
I think Artie might have a problem.
n/a all_copacetic 2017-03-17
So, not a great proponent of doctor-patient confidentiality then.
n/a ScarletNumbers 2017-03-17
He looks like Lena Dunham.
n/a boogsuge 2017-03-17
https://twitter.com/opieradio/status/842809597069066241 "Me sad"
n/a throwawizzlemahnizzl 2017-03-17
oh dummy.
n/a holodog 2017-03-17
I see the same guy and he told me you've really got your peter puffing under control now, well done!
n/a EyesWideOpie 2017-03-17
When he was trying to "score drugs", did he go to a "pusher" to get his "fix"?
n/a CIAshill18081990 2017-03-17
I am literally surrounded by kratom
n/a forcedhammer 2017-03-17
it's about not being caught off guard without any when you need it
n/a SpaceCaseBassFace 2017-03-17
Yeah, he would've OD'd on purpose or by accident in a matter of months if he shot up for real. He wouldn't have tried to stab himself either, I'd hope, if he had a couple of rigs.
n/a Randythegeologist 2017-03-17
29 days fam, I'm well on my way to being a certified Lil Jimmy