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My advice? Google how to get Tor and go on the dark web markets if you're a lonely shut in. You send people Bitcoin on what's basically Ebay-for-scumbags. And then they send you drugs of middling quality. Fantastic system.

I'm not good with computers. Can you just mail me some dmt and snuff porn?

I was gonna do that anyway

You don't even know his address.

Excellent dw drug marketplace subs exist. And I can't fucking find them on this new username. They send out free samples.

No joke.

Dear Internet Fuckwit,

Hello there. Your free drugs from the deep underground subs where they commit felonies openly for strangers are ready to be sent. Please provide your name, address, and tax file number.

PS this is super secret

Regards, All The Cops Ever

https://www.reddit.com/r/DarkNetMarkets/

Yeah check out all the free samples on there pal

By all means do not use that subreddit to buy drugs. Do it the old fashioned way and visit a panicky white guy who posts pics of his guns on Instagram who lives in a camper trailer filled with copper wires and have a really uncomfortable conversation with him about how his dog fighting circuit is going and stare at the floor the whole time until he gives you blue and pink pills from under his couch cushion and when you realize they're fake you're too scared to say anything because he has bad customer service skills.

I have one piece of advice myself:
Penny Stock Chaser, Penny Stock Chaser, Do Do Do Do, Do Do Do Do,
Penny Stock Chaser, Penny Stock Chaser, Do Do Do Do, Do Do Do Do,

How much do I need to strike it rich on Wall Street?

Stop fucking around. You've heard the song and you already know the answer: all you need is a penny. You think this is a fucking game? We're trying to help with people's depression here.

O AND A BODY ROCK!

Get over it!