Free talk friday

5  2017-03-17 by [deleted]

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Gonna attempt to put it in the gf's ass tonight and take my kid to Chuck E Cheese tomorrow. You?

Your life is pathetic you fucking sad fagola

get married.

What step is that? I'm still on venerating the entrepreneur.

I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it.

I'm going to have a bit of wine and some good times with my new gf. Enjoy your weekend everyone x

Take some Rhino 7 or S.W.A.G. with your wine and show her who's boss.

Those gas station boner pills really work?

Most of them have real viagra and cialis in them. Those two brands i gave work very well. You even get carryover rods the next day or two. As a 33 year old that still has to wear condoms sometimes it's a life saver.

That can't be true. The drug companies that make the real pills would sue the fuck out of them for illegal generics undercutting their pricing. Plus, the FDA would regulate them if they had any actually active ingredients in them. You are a 33 year old man taking magic beans.

It's completely true. That's why they're not sanctioned by the fda and when they get shut down they pop up again under a different name. In fact the fda will put out bulletins saying that certain brands are dangerous because they are testing positive for pharmaceuticals.

Show me one source that shows the current or any defunct brands have any legitimate compounds (legal or otherwise) as part of their formulas.

The placebo effect is one hell of an effect.

Dude it tints your vision blue exactly like viagra does. You're out of your element Donnie.

I refuse to back down from this internet fight with my zero data to support my point of view.

Rhino 7 is the shit Ron White (a millionaire who can afford cialis) swears by. So something in there works.

Rhino 7 is the shit Ron White (a millionaire who can afford cialis) swears by. So something in there works.

Gonna cum in the neighbour's mailbox then sit on the toilet with diarrhoea for a few hours.

Let's see.. Saturday is packed, I gotta get around to stripping naked and covering my body in paint and paint my wall with my body in the living room. Oppress Syrian refugees at noon, rather a hearty meal or raw eggs and vinegar attempt to take over the world at 6 then it's lights out by 11 so I can go to a Random church on Sunday to fall asleep and snore loudly during the sermon.

Women are not funny

Gonna watch 75 episodes of Legend Of The Galactic Heroes while PMing all the girls who post on this sub to show me their tits. Bone up on my fascist literature, and of course New SNL on Saturday! Is Drumpf finished??!!?

The girl I usually have sex with when Im home from school got really fat and now Id rather jerk off

A real man just gets in there and isn't afraid to get his hands dirty. Like patrice once said, I'll fuck it cuz it exsists! Pussy is pussy if I was a guy I'd fuck all of the fat one's, I hear they give good head and work harder in bed to please you (hot chicks just lay there checking their Instagram while you go down on them) , they bake, they're jolly, you don't have to take her shopping just buy them a trash bag to wear and let's not forget they had to develop a personality, you know cuz what else they got going for them.

she sucks in bed. barely ever gets on top and when she does, my dick doesnt even move inside her. it just goes back and forth like a windshield wiper. and she also isnt even remotely likable. a complete cunt with no redeeming qualities. first time in my life ive denied pussy

Brian and I are discussing a new segment of the programme, called Couples on the Brink, we'd love to have you two on as the first guests!

Like how big we talking here? Cuz a fatty with a shit personality is basically just as good as cranking one out, that'd be better actually, then you don't have to put up with cake crumbs in your bed. If she's a flatso, she's the unfuckable trifecta. Triple threat. The 2 ton trinity.

but then as soon as i cum onto her belly, I think, I have to clean this bitch off with toilet paper AND she has to sleep over which means I have to talk to her and drive her home in the morning. That all comes with the deal

That's the beauty of this situation. She's a sweat hog now. You don't have to do any of that shit now.

I see your conundrum now. If you're gonna fuck her set some ground rules. Tell her this ain't no B&B, limit her word count to 300 at first use one of those little counter clicker thingys and if she exceeds the word limit, it's Anal alley for Kirstie Alley

Right now I'm taking a lesson from copomash and asking everyone doing an AMA how big their cock is.

he's not loying, awright?

I'm gonna lay in bed and long for death.

Same

Dude it tints your vision blue exactly like viagra does. You're out of your element Donnie.