YAAAAAAY!! rotunda roland is dating the mad cubans wifes sister!

0  2017-03-16 by Sippycupofpee

Maria and Carl Ruiz have hooked roland up with her sister. Congrats roland!

10 comments

n/a  Ant_Sucks 2017-03-16

Don't you mean brother?

n/a  eastriverdriveII 2017-03-16

poor girl. She's gonna need to buy a bigger plunger.

n/a  Mod_Impersonator 2017-03-16

Something tells me anyone who would consider dating Roland already has all the necessary equipment to accommodate a great big fat person.

n/a  PepperTheCentaur 2017-03-16

you don't have to plunge a bed pan.

n/a  TheNigIsUp 2017-03-16

Isn't Roland confirmed gay? I remember Colin making a joke about him being a Peter puffer and everyone got uncomfortable and tits said it's a secret.

n/a  eastriverdriveII 2017-03-16

he got a beard to make the family happy.

n/a  Douchegeyser 2017-03-16

Yep

https://youtu.be/R5m50_gxRo4 1:58:00 ish in

n/a  whatisthishere 2017-03-16

I never even thought of it, but it's actually really obvious. His job is to be their connection with celebrities, which is a job for chicks and gays. His voice is stereotypical gay, it's the speech impediment that only gay guys have. He prides himself on knowing the best desserts in NY, and talks about them exactly like the stereotype of fat women who love their naughty treats. He acts nasty if he feels slighted. The puzzle fits together.

n/a  stupidfatbobkelly 2017-03-16

I hope Roland has a heart attack if he has sex.

n/a  Billyassman 2017-03-16

Hey, Slobbo,You want to fuck my S i sister????Condoms,you don't need no stinkin condoms.