Duuude you got your diabetes, your sleep apnea, your high blood pressure, anger management issues and top it all off with the cigar smoking and you got a year left duuuude.
On his podcast he will sometimes detail what he eats in one sitting, and it's mind blowing. He talks about eating a FULL dinner with enough food for 3 people, and leaving there, and going and having another dinner somewhere else. I can't even comprehend eating that much food, and I am a decent sized gentleman.
Maybe, but he talks about it often enough with people on the podcast actually being there with him (like Stavros), that it sounds pretty real to me. Also, look at him.
Does anybody have the clip of him running on about how he was "gorgeous dude", and Opie chiming in that he remembered Bob coming in and thinking that Bob was his competition for best looking guy in studio?
Just for what he brought to the show, in terms of smashing people and being smashed in turn while not getting all Opie about it, this makes be sad. Jesus Bobby, I know the struggle but you have to do something.
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n/a MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2017-03-16
The slobber... The slobber...
n/a spicysandwich80 2017-03-16
Horror and more tiramisu are your friends.... if they are not, then they are enemies to be feared
n/a holodog 2017-03-16
You're an errand boy... sent by grocery clerks... to collect a bill.... It's up to about $800 grand now.
n/a CoyoteeBongwater 2017-03-16
He must be pretty far from the ocean, doesn't even have his swimming goggles on
n/a Dennyislife 2017-03-16
His future http://www.relatably.com/q/img/violet-quotes-willy-wonka/tumblr_inline_nsc0arnXUj1t0b1wa_540.jpg
n/a turnthemaround 2017-03-16
Oh Bobby... This is becoming beyond unhealthy.
n/a mxdj 2017-03-16
Duuude you got your diabetes, your sleep apnea, your high blood pressure, anger management issues and top it all off with the cigar smoking and you got a year left duuuude.
n/a Nulltor 2017-03-16
Duuuude ya got your chest pains, ya constant dizziness, boom, ya left arm goes numb and your on the deck.
n/a lickitoff 2017-03-16
Don't fret. This is Bobby's 4th fat...
n/a ObsessiveMuso 2017-03-16
The resemblance is uncanny.
n/a puppy_action_team 2017-03-16
Why would he live like this if he has a son and a wife? He clearly cares more for his disgusting habits then prolonging his life for them.
n/a Dick_Kickass 2017-03-16
You're assuming they want him around.
n/a sixteen-six-six-six 2017-03-16
lol holy shit
n/a puppy_action_team 2017-03-16
They need that comedy cellar money
n/a WiretapStudios 2017-03-16
On his podcast he will sometimes detail what he eats in one sitting, and it's mind blowing. He talks about eating a FULL dinner with enough food for 3 people, and leaving there, and going and having another dinner somewhere else. I can't even comprehend eating that much food, and I am a decent sized gentleman.
n/a puppy_action_team 2017-03-16
Did you watch his pilot Men Vs Food? I think he is more than capable of eating a lot.
n/a WiretapStudios 2017-03-16
I haven't really heard much about it, so he thought documenting his slow suicide by food was something people would want to watch?
n/a puppy_action_team 2017-03-16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzSAyS_skmo I think his co host is black...I'm not too sure though?
n/a TeflonDon3000 2017-03-16
Disturbing because of the pic... yet entertaining
n/a trunky 2017-03-16
I thought the 'bang bang' was a joke. https://youtu.be/CZ-Z1di-c58
n/a WiretapStudios 2017-03-16
Maybe, but he talks about it often enough with people on the podcast actually being there with him (like Stavros), that it sounds pretty real to me. Also, look at him.
n/a Slack_Irritant 2017-03-16
what's that thing on the right?
n/a bornrevolution 2017-03-16
i could be mistaken but i believe that is the keeper of the crypt.
n/a MoeGreenVegas 2017-03-16
Too much. Tuna.
n/a Coosaw 2017-03-16
Wish he'd eat Gurian. What an unfunny sicophant.
n/a THEPOOPSOFVICTORY 2017-03-16
"You're an errand boy, sent to deliver my lunch. And my dinner."
n/a Frankwasbetter 2017-03-16
Also, Bob Kelly Pre-fame.
n/a porsalin 2017-03-16
Look at that gut
n/a philtheprince 2017-03-16
Does anybody have the clip of him running on about how he was "gorgeous dude", and Opie chiming in that he remembered Bob coming in and thinking that Bob was his competition for best looking guy in studio?
n/a Nulltor 2017-03-16
I hate Gurian more than any other person, or thing, that has ever existed or could possibly exist.
n/a johnnyroberts 2017-03-16
I wish Bobby had Gurians hair.
n/a ajcuster89 2017-03-16
Has Bobby put on a few?
n/a SpaceOctagon 2017-03-16
He's at the stage where his face fat is merging with his neck fat. God damn Bobby you gluttonous pig.
n/a Hxcgrapes 2017-03-16
Hank Schrader? Is that you??
n/a Lish_fips89 2017-03-16
Bob needs to realise that eating for six won't make him the new Patrice. He really is a disgrace.
n/a cabaretcabaret 2017-03-16
Dude no I don't want a fucking wafer thin mint dude.
n/a RacistPigeon 2017-03-16
Just for what he brought to the show, in terms of smashing people and being smashed in turn while not getting all Opie about it, this makes be sad. Jesus Bobby, I know the struggle but you have to do something.