Tony hinchcliff's Instagram stories

11  2017-03-16 by [deleted]

Idk why I followed him in the first place, but his stories are some of the cringiest gay bullshit I've ever seen. This closeted hack thinks he's the coolest motherfucker in the world. He's constantly syncing music up to whatever he's doing so the song matches the activity and it's pathetic (for instance he'll be in the airport and "I've been everywhere man" is playing while he just stares into the camera). It's like he's trying to soundtrack his life. The other night he took a selfie video of himself captioned with "show time" while he's smoking a cigarette and staring into the camera and at the very end he started to smile like he's some kind of super villain or something. No self awareness or irony. Idk how to explain it but if you guys saw it you'd know how embarrassing it is. I know this is a faggy complaint but dear Christ it's so cringe worthy, he's got to have aspergers or something.

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Saw him on Rogan's podcast shit talking New York comics. He truly thinks his comedy is next level. Also tried to watch that Kill Tony thing and only made it a few mins. It was a borefest.

Kill tony is a good idea ruined by tony's ego and puns. It's decent if there's a good guest but even then tony gets too "inside the actor's studio" on some unfunny open micer. His special is garbage and he's written for a few roasts. God knows where his insane god complex comes from.

Kill tony is a good idea ruined by tony's ego and puns... God knows where his insane god complex comes from.

Holy shit this. I've never seen another comic so full of themself and delusional. He thinks he's always killing and so clever and that if people aren't laughing it's the crowds fault. He'll make a punny joke, the kind that's a top comment on a reddit thread that nobody thinks is actually funny but enough fuckers think "icwutudidthar" and upvote.

Kill tony is listenable enough. But that 10 seconds after he makes a shitty joke then reprimands the crowd for being shitty or saying that everybody was just too stupid to understand the brilliance that just came out of his mouth is the cringiest thing on any show.

Yep. And it's not a bit either, you can tell he's actually upset. Like Todd Barry pulls of the ego thing where in a middle of a set he can go "I'm killing" or call the crowd idiots or whatever and you can tell it's part of the bit but tony genuinely thinks he's a comedic genius.

https://instagram.com/p/7oFoU4AUPh/

"Writing my best material yet...on gold paper"

''Manifesto-sounds like a gay beach party"

Fucking ugh

Its also ruined by Redban's ear shattering sound drops that dont fit in anywhere.

He's the worst of the worst of the LA comics, in my opinion. He does lame puns and accused Bennington and the Puerto Rican Rattlesnake of stealing his show ideas.

Didn't he not even know who Bennington is? Dudes a tool

Cause they call him borington now, cause he's so boring

Eh Gail's boring, Ronnie b still has it when he wants. But yeah it's not the same.

Sadly, at this point they aren't wrong.

He still pretends to not know his name when he talks about it.

TH: "There's a guy in New York who does a similar show, Berringtin? Bennigan?"

Interviewer: "Ron Bennington?"

TH: "Yeah! That's it, Bennington"

I seriously hate it when people do that, happens too much during some podcasts.

Didn't Opie do that a lot? I know he kept calling it WWF for years, which is usually a sign of someone who is trying really hard to separate themselves from the losers.

Esther ku was his beard at one point. He probably got to see her naked and did not appreciate it. For that reason alone I want savagely murder him.

A different Esther

he dated Little Esther from the DQ commercials and shit.

Yeah this guy is probably my least favorite act on the entire circuit. He's awful and a giant douche

He's filming his podcast down here soon and the venue keeps sharing the event with very little interaction. I commented how brutal he is to listen to and they removed the comment. Everything the guy does is garbage.

I'm honestly confused by comics like him that are straight, but sound like complete fags. There's an entire generation of them now, they're all "married" or dating but they have voices that would make Paul Lynde tell them to tone it down.

Trust me, he's way more confused than you are.

I'll say this, he's pound for pound more annoying than Nia Burr-Ogbuefi Ezeudu.

He's a faaaaaag

Tony is literally becoming a young Rich Vos doing Def Jam sets.

He blows, so glad rogan stopped regularly having him

Eh Gail's boring, Ronnie b still has it when he wants. But yeah it's not the same.

Sadly, at this point they aren't wrong.