She'll care if her arms are at her side when she's topless. That seems to be a no-no for her. I don't think she's a big fan of gravity.
(to be fair they're probably not too bad without the help of pulling them upwards. I think they're 10/10 with her arms in the air, and probably 8/10 with them at her side, and she just wants them to always look like 10s)
Okay dummy. Go throw a few around the horn. "Some 18 years ago I left my mother's cunt, with two very bad balls, and a dream to jerk-off to Giada de Laurentiis. I thank God that dream came true."
Dude, she looked pretty goddamn good for a woman in her 40s. How many 40+ would you even consider having sex with? Women's sexual attractiveness starts to plummet usually in their early 30s. How many hot middle-aged women do you see walking around? Not many.
What's that movie with the guy that died...when the devil knows you're dead before you wake? Some shit like that. They opening scene is her riding some dick.
I don't understand why everyone talks like they've never seen the Bam and Lynsi video. It's on the first Jackass movie dvd and one of the seasons of Viva La Bam dvds as a hidden easter egg.
Wasn't there a $10M lawsuit filed by Opie and Lynsi? If memory serves, the reporter (and Bam) said there was no video and rumors of its existence were just that.
I have absolutley 100% seen a short camcorder video of Bam Margera lazily fucking Lynsi hidden on those dvds. I dropped several adolescent loads to it.
Celebrity nudes don't usually excite me. The thought of some hollywood rich-cunt doing a tasteful nude scene or magazine shoot and getting paid well for it doesn't do it for me, when there a millions of videos of amateur girls next door doing awful dirty shit just for fun (because they are filthy whores). So this becomes hot to me because it removes the veil of hollywood phoniness they are usually surrounded by and turns them into average attainable sluts. Sure it's an invasion of privacy and kind of fucked up, but i'm a total dirtbag. It's on the internet, I didn't put it there, and I'm not gonna not look. Same with shoe cam's and toilet cams, it takes a really fucked-up person to go out and do that stuff, but only a moderately fucked up one to enjoy their work.
Especially if you're a public figure of any kind. You should be able to afford an external hard drive now. Quit it with the cloud storage.
Granted, cloud storage does circumvent events like [Kanye's toilet phone](time.com/4298815/kanye-west-life-of-pablo-iphone-north-flushed/), but the finished LoP was kind of garbage so what good has it actually done?
Correct me if I am wrong, but didn't the original Fappening go down because most of the people hacked had security questions on their iCloud that could be answered with a cursory look of Wikipedia (ie What is your mother's maiden name, etc?).
it is 100x easier to "hack" using social engineering than to actually find an exploit, find your way in, clean your tracks afterwards. Proper hacking is basically never done anymore, spear phishing and basic research, guessing and tricking customer service to reset passwords etc.. is the way to go these days.
Since you seem to know your shit, apologies for the litany of questions but:
What would you do if you're someone like an Emma Watson or Seyfried, etc. to keep this from happening? Or are these attacks so simple even someone with a little cyber-security knowledge can prevent it?
If you save your compromising photos to iCloud or whatever cloud-based thing, is it just a ticking time bomb ready to go off?
1) set HARD security questions, nothing that anyone but you can know, if the pre-defined questions don't allow custom ones (like they only have 10 to pick from) then use FALSE answers and keep track of them yourselves in a password application like KeePass or even a notebook in your locked drawer... "where were you born?" , use "motherfucking jupiter" etc..
2) your passwords need to be randomly generated strings or actual long sentences like "MyFirstDogsNameWasRichVos69"
3) treat your email that you use to sign up for things like fucking fort knox, that is the KEY to it all. For example use gmail, gmail will notify you when a new PC/system logs on, have a really tough password, try to protect the email address from public knowledge (hard to do), heck have multiples... one for communicating with fans/people/friends , but another email that you sign up for services with.
Those 3 right there will make you more secure than 99.9% of population.
Very few cloud services had actual hacks, it's generally always social engineering that gets people in, either through online "reset" password things or by calling tech support and just impersonating you, if you're nice you'd be surprised how easy it is to get them to budge when "oh I can't recall my security answers.. I'm so sorry..." , but I have access to my email, can you pleeeaaaasseeeee reset my password.
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they are celebrities, not IT professionals. These devices often suggest it as the way to go to backup your data, users have little understanding of what it really means and assume their data is as safe as anything with security question of "what city you were born in" and password of "password". It's not just them, it's most humans that are this stupid.
I like them because I like knowing they know some sick dumb asshole like me is looking at them and going "meh."
On a personal level I like seeing that no matter how rich and successful a woman is she is determined to take narcissistic photos of herself and just have them hanging around or sends them to people, even after all the scandals and leaks. Women really are fucking stupid.
That's the thing, most of Hollywood's "hot babes" aren't that hot (super models not included their entire job is being hot). They're usually awkward former drama-club geeks who with the best stylists and make-up artists in the world become 8-9's when they were normally 5-6's. So all of a sudden you see them in sweatpants and a t-shirt, no make-up, it's like "I'd hit it, but still rather fuck that cute slut who works at the grocery store"
I wouldn't even say they're drama club geeks, I think that's giving a lot of them too much credit. They're literally whores. I see Scarlett Johansson and I assumed she sucked dick to get there. She's not very good and I can't imagine how she got there any other way.
Emma Watson literally takes the same sad ass style photos as high school girls getting begged by their friend to show something. Even if some of them were never sent out, they reek of insecurity.
Something about her photos especially just struck me as sad.
I always have found Watson cute, and since I am a fucking oddball, I thought her weird ass looked good. But I am also thinking, you have $70 million in the bank and notoriety, get some goddamn 2-step authentication.
Unfortunately I saw this video of her "rapping" with some faggot I can no longer look at her without disgust. Seriously, take a depp breath cause this is gonna suck:
He's a preppy jerkoff, but since he's doesn't look like one, he gets away with it.
Like when people would tell me Obama was "cool" (like that is supposed to matter in that office) but he had the CV and temperment of an uptight professor. Seeing him pander to rappers and the like was laughable because the only thing they had in common was skin color.
Speaking of Scar Jo in the new "ghost in the shell" trailer she wears some skin white skin tight suit that makes my penis feel some sort of way. 20 seconds in: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4VmJcZR0Yg
Should we be posting this stuff here though? They've shut down subs over this stuff before. I don't want this place to get shut down over some leaked tits.
I do. Opie and Anthony got into trouble more than once because of sex stunts, including getting fired, and it would be poetic if that's what got us shut down, too.
Remember when Jimmy and the boys fawned over Scarlett Johansson's leaked nudes and then when the fappening came out Jimmy said he didn't look at them because it didn't feel right?
He's completely full of shit that he didn't look. He was basically white knighting for those broads because he still thinks he has a chance in hollywood. He might disagree with the ethics of it (moral Jimmy) but he's too much of a pervert with no self control not to look. He has gone on ad nauseum about his own paranoia about privacy issues with his phone. Trust me Jim, NO ONE wants to hack you! Mainly due to your irrelevance, but the rest of us know you have a thousand dick pics and a handful of pictures of 6's.
I know it's a private moment among attractive adults that shouldn't have been exposed, but preserving those images for posterity had a greater likelihood of them being embarrassed after it leaked than providing a useful, visual reminder of what a hot moment it was. Hey honey, remember when you blew me on the canoe? Let's huddle around my screen and reminisce. Don't worry, I put some unorthodox characters in my cloud password.
These celebs must be paranoid at all times about leaving a digital trace. Probably wondering if the array of expensive devices in their midst have been compromised. Is my smart tv monitoring my every move? It would be harder to authenticate, but it would be great if racist correspondences or statements made by the more PC-inclined ones were intercepted and exposed. The ones who put up the biggest public fronts about being tolerant are usually clandestine Klansmen. They're like the men of god who fuck boys behind the scenes.
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Who gives a shit? There's tens of thousands of hours of much better quality porn out there. Just from the side of the person wanting to jerk off to these things, they are not efficient to get to and they're shitty quality. You wouldn't put up with this from regular porn companies, yet they're an event now and we should all lose our shit? Who cares?
I also recognised 2 people at most from the list of names. The celebrity appeal is hardly there if I have to look up the bitch.
There are tons of girls in porn, both pro and amateur, who are better looking than any mainstream celebrity. What makes the fappening hot is the knowledge that these are things you're not supposed to be seeing. That said, Iliza seems like a slut and she posts revealing shots of herself all the time, so the bar is set pretty high to get me excited about this...like if there's a leaked video of her dildoing her asshole and then getting bukkaked, that would interest me.
I wouldn't even say they're drama club geeks, I think that's giving a lot of them too much credit. They're literally whores. I see Scarlett Johansson and I assumed she sucked dick to get there. She's not very good and I can't imagine how she got there any other way.
1) set HARD security questions, nothing that anyone but you can know, if the pre-defined questions don't allow custom ones (like they only have 10 to pick from) then use FALSE answers and keep track of them yourselves in a password application like KeePass or even a notebook in your locked drawer... "where were you born?" , use "motherfucking jupiter" etc..
2) your passwords need to be randomly generated strings or actual long sentences like "MyFirstDogsNameWasRichVos69"
3) treat your email that you use to sign up for things like fucking fort knox, that is the KEY to it all. For example use gmail, gmail will notify you when a new PC/system logs on, have a really tough password, try to protect the email address from public knowledge (hard to do), heck have multiples... one for communicating with fans/people/friends , but another email that you sign up for services with.
Those 3 right there will make you more secure than 99.9% of population.
Very few cloud services had actual hacks, it's generally always social engineering that gets people in, either through online "reset" password things or by calling tech support and just impersonating you, if you're nice you'd be surprised how easy it is to get them to budge when "oh I can't recall my security answers.. I'm so sorry..." , but I have access to my email, can you pleeeaaaasseeeee reset my password.
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n/a OpieCouldaBeenAModel 2017-03-15
Does she give a shit? She basically posts nudes all the time on instagram.
n/a cbanks420lol 2017-03-15
I want to see her butthole. Some broad named Analeigh Tipton from the rumored leak list just got released so this whole thing is legit.
n/a fatmike63 2017-03-15
I need to see the Miesha Tate pics!
n/a Chris_Benoit_Daycare 2017-03-15
Where is a link to all of the leaked ones?
n/a packitchofsositch 2017-03-15
She'll care if her arms are at her side when she's topless. That seems to be a no-no for her. I don't think she's a big fan of gravity.
(to be fair they're probably not too bad without the help of pulling them upwards. I think they're 10/10 with her arms in the air, and probably 8/10 with them at her side, and she just wants them to always look like 10s)
n/a cbanks420lol 2017-03-15
Someone is claiming this is her
n/a CowsAreCurious 2017-03-15
Those are some suckable nips.
n/a Dannyprecise 2017-03-15
Show us the light
n/a cbanks420lol 2017-03-15
Is this her?. Looks kinda like her. If so there's some more coming.
n/a bill_burrs_butthole 2017-03-15
I would suck those titties dry like a camel.
n/a cbanks420lol 2017-03-15
Link isn't permanent but Emma Watson and Amanda Seyfried sucking Justin Long's dick
n/a ihaveaholeinmyass 2017-03-15
Dude none of know how to navigate that fuckin site..
n/a bonniesretardsister 2017-03-15
It's a message board.
n/a ihaveaholeinmyass 2017-03-15
Yeah and it's works great on a phone... 😳
n/a bonniesretardsister 2017-03-15
I'm on a phone too. It works fine.
n/a ihaveaholeinmyass 2017-03-15
oh good for you!!!
n/a Boredghost77 2017-03-15
speak for yourself newfig
n/a Opprobriousness 2017-03-15
You keep us posted, buddy!
Especially if there is any more on Kirsten Dunst or Abigail Spencer.
n/a bonniesretardsister 2017-03-15
Time to get my arm warmed up.
n/a Opprobriousness 2017-03-15
Giada looks like a popsicle with great tits, but I, too, would be very interested in seeing that.
n/a arudareh 2017-03-15
Lollipop, you fuckin dolt
n/a Opprobriousness 2017-03-15
I guess I got my confectioneries mixed up. Whoops.
Sorry it bothered you so much, you queer.
n/a alobesmooth 2017-03-15
Okay dummy. Go throw a few around the horn. "Some 18 years ago I left my mother's cunt, with two very bad balls, and a dream to jerk-off to Giada de Laurentiis. I thank God that dream came true."
n/a packitchofsositch 2017-03-15
Not crazy about Miesha but I certainly wanna looky.
Top of my list is probably Carice van Houten. Already saw a good look at them on the show more than once, but I'll gladly take more.
n/a Xx9mmParabellumxX 2017-03-15
Isn't that the Italian cook woman from the Food channel?
n/a Motorboat_Jones 2017-03-15
Yeah. Still waiting for Nigella Lawson to strip off them knickers.
n/a Dannyprecise 2017-03-15
Your task is to share when Giada's gets leaked.
n/a bonniesretardsister 2017-03-15
My loads?
n/a RacksDiciprine 2017-03-15
That fuck boy slayed both of those hoes at the same time what the fuck am I doing with my life
n/a whendoesOpTicplay 2017-03-15
Haha no just Amanda suckin his dick. Separate set of photos.
n/a Radank 2017-03-15
Still, though, fucking dumb Karen from Mean Girls and the manatee man. What a crock of shit.
n/a whendoesOpTicplay 2017-03-15
Lmao
n/a Radank 2017-03-15
It's not like it even takes talent to play a manatee.
Especially when Kevin Smith is right there to pull inspiration from.
n/a whendoesOpTicplay 2017-03-15
Wasn't it a walrus?
n/a Radank 2017-03-15
Walrus man isn't as catchy.
n/a SHITLORD_CUNTDICK 2017-03-15
fo oh fo, nigga
n/a whendoesOpTicplay 2017-03-15
Link to the 4chan post? Never used the site and am really confused by it.
n/a clay-davis 2017-03-15
REEEEEEEEEEE
n/a bonniesretardsister 2017-03-15
Why can the legit autistic people who frequent the place figure it out? It's not a .onion Tor site people.
n/a kickassery 2017-03-15
Archive.is that shit dude
n/a EyesWideOpie 2017-03-15
404ed.
n/a Viking_Lordbeast 2017-03-15
Who the fuck are those people? I recognize like 4 names.
n/a Lux_cs 2017-03-15
I wanna see Iliza put a carrot in her horse's ass of a fanny
n/a schmuckOnWheels 2017-03-15
Marissa Tomei!
n/a Opprobriousness 2017-03-15
Just watch The Wrestler.
n/a bonniesretardsister 2017-03-15
She's done nudity before.
n/a aegrotatio 2017-03-15
Slums of Beverly Hills was a body-double. Are there others?
n/a Jack_Burtons_Elbow 2017-03-15
The Wrestler
n/a aegrotatio 2017-03-15
Ahhh... major aging there. Eeeesh.
n/a ukeukeuke1 2017-03-15
Dude, she looked pretty goddamn good for a woman in her 40s. How many 40+ would you even consider having sex with? Women's sexual attractiveness starts to plummet usually in their early 30s. How many hot middle-aged women do you see walking around? Not many.
n/a bonniesretardsister 2017-03-15
And I think another one in the 90s.
n/a TrackSuitVos 2017-03-15
I forgot about that movie. Thanks for the reminder.
n/a Dannyprecise 2017-03-15
What's that movie with the guy that died...when the devil knows you're dead before you wake? Some shit like that. They opening scene is her riding some dick.
n/a cbanks420lol 2017-03-15
jacking the top comment for iliza shlesinger
ass
non nude 1
n/a packitchofsositch 2017-03-15
Wait where's the nude ass? Still pretty great with panties on.
n/a Phantas_Magorical 2017-03-15
What? Do you have a thing for her?
n/a RacksDiciprine 2017-03-15
Can we get some links or some screenshots here folks I got my dick in my hand waiting
n/a bonniesretardsister 2017-03-15
They're on the link Carlton posted. Mainly Emma Watson Tits now.
n/a JD604 2017-03-15
what fucking link?
n/a eastriverdriveII 2017-03-15
love me some Kelly Hu.
n/a bonniesretardsister 2017-03-15
If this was 17 years ago she may have been the most exciting.
n/a TheJerkOfAllJerks 2017-03-15
tsss more like Kelly Huisdatbitch
n/a Doc_McCoy79 2017-03-15
Is it true, Kelly Hu, listen to Husker Du?
n/a bonniesretardsister 2017-03-15
Fawk yeah. Bob Mould is the king of all Bears.
n/a deanthecleanmachine 2017-03-15
Can someone just start posting each 1 here? thanks, youre a swell guy
n/a TheDarkFezRises 2017-03-15
Someone just posted the pic of the passed out chick Stinks was hanging out with in the Emma Watson thread. Show yourself anon.
n/a carribbeanjimmy 2017-03-15
Someone also posted a claim that they had tons of Erika Nagel pics, and another person claimed the Bam Margera Lynsi hughes tape was coming soon
n/a ihaveaholeinmyass 2017-03-15
Suprise suprise.. autists on 4chan also listened to o&a
n/a TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2017-03-15
I don't understand why everyone talks like they've never seen the Bam and Lynsi video. It's on the first Jackass movie dvd and one of the seasons of Viva La Bam dvds as a hidden easter egg.
n/a Motorboat_Jones 2017-03-15
Wasn't there a $10M lawsuit filed by Opie and Lynsi? If memory serves, the reporter (and Bam) said there was no video and rumors of its existence were just that.
n/a TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2017-03-15
I have absolutley 100% seen a short camcorder video of Bam Margera lazily fucking Lynsi hidden on those dvds. I dropped several adolescent loads to it.
n/a Motorboat_Jones 2017-03-15
I also heard that rumor about there being an easter egg video on the DVD. Like you said, it was some other bitch.
n/a carribbeanjimmy 2017-03-15
Celebrity nudes don't usually excite me. The thought of some hollywood rich-cunt doing a tasteful nude scene or magazine shoot and getting paid well for it doesn't do it for me, when there a millions of videos of amateur girls next door doing awful dirty shit just for fun (because they are filthy whores). So this becomes hot to me because it removes the veil of hollywood phoniness they are usually surrounded by and turns them into average attainable sluts. Sure it's an invasion of privacy and kind of fucked up, but i'm a total dirtbag. It's on the internet, I didn't put it there, and I'm not gonna not look. Same with shoe cam's and toilet cams, it takes a really fucked-up person to go out and do that stuff, but only a moderately fucked up one to enjoy their work.
n/a cbanks420lol 2017-03-15
You worded it better than I could. I know it's wrong but I'm still going to look.
n/a Thomas_Daly 2017-03-15
I don't even think it's wrong. If you take nudes and upload them to a server out of your control you're a fuckin retard.
n/a Radank 2017-03-15
Especially if you're a public figure of any kind. You should be able to afford an external hard drive now. Quit it with the cloud storage.
Granted, cloud storage does circumvent events like [Kanye's toilet phone](time.com/4298815/kanye-west-life-of-pablo-iphone-north-flushed/), but the finished LoP was kind of garbage so what good has it actually done?
n/a Defiler_Of_The_Tribe 2017-03-15
Correct me if I am wrong, but didn't the original Fappening go down because most of the people hacked had security questions on their iCloud that could be answered with a cursory look of Wikipedia (ie What is your mother's maiden name, etc?).
n/a telemecanique 2017-03-15
it is 100x easier to "hack" using social engineering than to actually find an exploit, find your way in, clean your tracks afterwards. Proper hacking is basically never done anymore, spear phishing and basic research, guessing and tricking customer service to reset passwords etc.. is the way to go these days.
n/a Defiler_Of_The_Tribe 2017-03-15
Since you seem to know your shit, apologies for the litany of questions but:
What would you do if you're someone like an Emma Watson or Seyfried, etc. to keep this from happening? Or are these attacks so simple even someone with a little cyber-security knowledge can prevent it?
If you save your compromising photos to iCloud or whatever cloud-based thing, is it just a ticking time bomb ready to go off?
n/a telemecanique 2017-03-15
1) set HARD security questions, nothing that anyone but you can know, if the pre-defined questions don't allow custom ones (like they only have 10 to pick from) then use FALSE answers and keep track of them yourselves in a password application like KeePass or even a notebook in your locked drawer... "where were you born?" , use "motherfucking jupiter" etc..
2) your passwords need to be randomly generated strings or actual long sentences like "MyFirstDogsNameWasRichVos69"
3) treat your email that you use to sign up for things like fucking fort knox, that is the KEY to it all. For example use gmail, gmail will notify you when a new PC/system logs on, have a really tough password, try to protect the email address from public knowledge (hard to do), heck have multiples... one for communicating with fans/people/friends , but another email that you sign up for services with.
Those 3 right there will make you more secure than 99.9% of population.
Very few cloud services had actual hacks, it's generally always social engineering that gets people in, either through online "reset" password things or by calling tech support and just impersonating you, if you're nice you'd be surprised how easy it is to get them to budge when "oh I can't recall my security answers.. I'm so sorry..." , but I have access to my email, can you pleeeaaaasseeeee reset my password.
n/a cormacMcCarthysWhore 2017-03-15
I'm a software developer and I endorse this message.
n/a Slateski 2017-03-15
I'm also a software developer, and I jerk off in the toilets at work.
n/a peckaface 2017-03-15
I work at Panera Bread and do the same thing only replace toilets with guests food.
n/a Defiler_Of_The_Tribe 2017-03-15
Thank you for the reply.
I got a password manager about 4 years ago, and am shocked how few people have them.
n/a DefilerOfTheTribe2 2017-03-15
And reddit is a cunt with their emails and I am a dumbass hence my new account.
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n/a telemecanique 2017-03-15
they are celebrities, not IT professionals. These devices often suggest it as the way to go to backup your data, users have little understanding of what it really means and assume their data is as safe as anything with security question of "what city you were born in" and password of "password". It's not just them, it's most humans that are this stupid.
n/a darklydreamingdayln 2017-03-15
Pure poetry.
n/a TriangleDimes 2017-03-15
I like them because I like knowing they know some sick dumb asshole like me is looking at them and going "meh."
On a personal level I like seeing that no matter how rich and successful a woman is she is determined to take narcissistic photos of herself and just have them hanging around or sends them to people, even after all the scandals and leaks. Women really are fucking stupid.
n/a carribbeanjimmy 2017-03-15
That's the thing, most of Hollywood's "hot babes" aren't that hot (super models not included their entire job is being hot). They're usually awkward former drama-club geeks who with the best stylists and make-up artists in the world become 8-9's when they were normally 5-6's. So all of a sudden you see them in sweatpants and a t-shirt, no make-up, it's like "I'd hit it, but still rather fuck that cute slut who works at the grocery store"
n/a TriangleDimes 2017-03-15
I wouldn't even say they're drama club geeks, I think that's giving a lot of them too much credit. They're literally whores. I see Scarlett Johansson and I assumed she sucked dick to get there. She's not very good and I can't imagine how she got there any other way.
n/a Defiler_Of_The_Tribe 2017-03-15
Emma Watson literally takes the same sad ass style photos as high school girls getting begged by their friend to show something. Even if some of them were never sent out, they reek of insecurity.
Something about her photos especially just struck me as sad.
n/a carribbeanjimmy 2017-03-15
So i'm not the only one who kind of got a Danni Go-Lightly vibe from Emma Watson's bikini fitting shots?
n/a Defiler_Of_The_Tribe 2017-03-15
Yeah, I can see that.
I always have found Watson cute, and since I am a fucking oddball, I thought her weird ass looked good. But I am also thinking, you have $70 million in the bank and notoriety, get some goddamn 2-step authentication.
n/a racemic_mixture 2017-03-15
I'd say she is way hotter than dani, especially from a prettiness factor: https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/d3/f6/63/d3f663367ba3d578d9e6a6b28a999574.jpg
Unfortunately I saw this video of her "rapping" with some faggot I can no longer look at her without disgust. Seriously, take a depp breath cause this is gonna suck:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVIc1YOmKS8
n/a TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2017-03-15
Man. Lin-Manuel Miranda is a major league fag.
n/a Defiler_Of_The_Tribe 2017-03-15
He's a preppy jerkoff, but since he's doesn't look like one, he gets away with it.
Like when people would tell me Obama was "cool" (like that is supposed to matter in that office) but he had the CV and temperment of an uptight professor. Seeing him pander to rappers and the like was laughable because the only thing they had in common was skin color.
n/a racemic_mixture 2017-03-15
Speaking of Scar Jo in the new "ghost in the shell" trailer she wears some skin white skin tight suit that makes my penis feel some sort of way. 20 seconds in: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4VmJcZR0Yg
Also the movie looks pretty cool.
n/a arudareh 2017-03-15
Their entire job is being a human clotheshanger with an "interesting" face.
n/a KanyeFaraday 2017-03-15
Iliza is a supporter of the Israeli occupation of Palestine.
Just pretend you care about those little explosive brown kids if you feel bad for fapping.
n/a faustok 2017-03-15
A tip of the hat to pecka over in /b/ talking about a possible ladi di leak
n/a Defiler_Of_The_Tribe 2017-03-15
I accept your tip, good sir.
n/a HookerMouth82 2017-03-15
That was /u/skankhunt420lol
n/a Defiler_Of_The_Tribe 2017-03-15
I posted a Lady Di photo in the Emma Watson thread, so maybe this is something different.
n/a HookerMouth82 2017-03-15
It was.
n/a Defiler_Of_The_Tribe 2017-03-15
Well played, boys.
n/a faustok 2017-03-15
bubs out?
n/a RaqioFan 2017-03-15
Finally, a little class amongst these fappenings. I hear I'm her type.
n/a powers55 2017-03-15
If said Tate pics pop up..you'd be a pal right?
n/a cbanks420lol 2017-03-15
yessir
n/a Bobby_Newpooort 2017-03-15
Any luck?
n/a cbanks420lol 2017-03-15
Nothing so far. Rumor is there will be more leaks in the next few days.
n/a Doc_McCoy79 2017-03-15
Id so rather hear my dick come out of her mouth than any jokes.
n/a HookerMouth82 2017-03-15
Since you have it covered, I'm going to delete my thread, just in case.
n/a kevin121312 2017-03-15
if you leak the pics yourself, is it really considered a fappening?
n/a Boredghost77 2017-03-15
yeesh, whats up with ass 2
n/a Defiler_Of_The_Tribe 2017-03-15
Tay-sachs
n/a onemancrimespree 2017-03-15
Women are slobs who are obsessed with sex and use it as currency.
n/a HitEmWTheHeinnn 2017-03-15
HOMO ALERT!
n/a onemancrimespree 2017-03-15
I didn't say it was a bad thing.
n/a whendoesOpTicplay 2017-03-15
Gayyy
n/a truthie 2017-03-15
Hot!
n/a muhdikyo 2017-03-15
will fap to GIADA
n/a HitEmWTheHeinnn 2017-03-15
Nigga, wtf is Giada?
n/a muhdikyo 2017-03-15
EAT COCK FAGGOT
n/a HitEmWTheHeinnn 2017-03-15
🖕
n/a goo-gobbler 2017-03-15
hey now
n/a Defiler_Of_The_Tribe 2017-03-15
It's like mean Chik-Fil-A
n/a dannoomg 2017-03-15
Wait, the cook Giada? She made the list? (at work, I'm a loser)
n/a NortheastPhilly 2017-03-15
what is the source of this. what other big names are involved. i need to know these answers
n/a HookerMouth82 2017-03-15
There's a bunch more.
n/a CowsAreCurious 2017-03-15
Should we be posting this stuff here though? They've shut down subs over this stuff before. I don't want this place to get shut down over some leaked tits.
n/a Defiler_Of_The_Tribe 2017-03-15
Considering 1/2 of the duo this sub is named for, tits might be the last stand.
n/a HookerMouth82 2017-03-15
I do. Opie and Anthony got into trouble more than once because of sex stunts, including getting fired, and it would be poetic if that's what got us shut down, too.
n/a cbanks420lol 2017-03-15
I might just keep it up for 2 or 3 hours then delete. uploading backups of other celebrities too
n/a bonniesretardsister 2017-03-15
We'd absolutely be shut down. A link to a site is one thing, but the actual pics is a no no.
n/a HookerMouth82 2017-03-15
Good thing nobody posted them here.
n/a suchanjv 2017-03-15
Chip has already invaded the Emma Watson thread.
n/a Xx9mmParabellumxX 2017-03-15
Emma WATson? are ya deaf er sumpthin?
n/a _snoop_ 2017-03-15
You herd what i said?
n/a HookerMouth82 2017-03-15
http://imgur.com/a/5mEmV
n/a cbanks420lol 2017-03-15
I'll save em all and put them up to
n/a andiswearrrr 2017-03-15
[http://i.imgur.com/9XQnj3h.png](lol, you fucking asshole)
n/a ihaveaholeinmyass 2017-03-15
Appreciate it dude... but when I look at celebrity nudes, I like the celeb to be fuckin NAKED!!!!!!!!
n/a HookerMouth82 2017-03-15
I said they were shit.
n/a CMacLaren 2017-03-15
why these chicks always snapping shots of their undies and tits
guess if i wasn't a slobbo i would snap a bunch of dick picks or something.
n/a Motorboat_Jones 2017-03-15
You hang in there, E-rock. Keep dancing to the elephant walk and you'll be svelt in no time.
n/a frrunkis 2017-03-15
Remember when Jimmy and the boys fawned over Scarlett Johansson's leaked nudes and then when the fappening came out Jimmy said he didn't look at them because it didn't feel right?
What a complete faggot
I wonder what his reaction to this will be?
n/a carribbeanjimmy 2017-03-15
He's completely full of shit that he didn't look. He was basically white knighting for those broads because he still thinks he has a chance in hollywood. He might disagree with the ethics of it (moral Jimmy) but he's too much of a pervert with no self control not to look. He has gone on ad nauseum about his own paranoia about privacy issues with his phone. Trust me Jim, NO ONE wants to hack you! Mainly due to your irrelevance, but the rest of us know you have a thousand dick pics and a handful of pictures of 6's.
n/a joomommyhappy 2017-03-15
I remember him being fake-casual about some of the original fappening pics.
"Oh, yeah; I did see that one", like he just happened to be walking by as someone had that exact picture up on their computer.
n/a ChippusMaximus 2017-03-15
I don't know who any of these guys are.
n/a InHell1979 2017-03-15
Where is the link where this is all going down
n/a InHell1979 2017-03-15
Oh its 4chan. Which section in forchan
n/a cbanks420lol 2017-03-15
i'll upload amanda seyfriend including justin long get his pecka sucked
n/a jackruby1123 2017-03-15
https://discord.gg/gwtwb
Get in here
n/a InHell1979 2017-03-15
please for the love of Pete upload that
n/a cbanks420lol 2017-03-15
Sorry i'm late but I put them up top for yah.
n/a InHell1979 2017-03-15
Thanks pal. KEEP EM "CUMING" IF YOU COULD (see what I did there?)...
n/a ihaveaholeinmyass 2017-03-15
Yeah you said CUM in a sexy way to another man you fuckin homo
n/a InHell1979 2017-03-15
HAHAH
n/a TangerineReam 2017-03-15
The Amanda Seyfried stuff is gone. Goddamn it
n/a Defiler_Of_The_Tribe 2017-03-15
Young man, would you like to see Miss Seyfried fellating?
Step inside.
n/a TrackSuitVos 2017-03-15
She's suckin' his peckah.
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n/a bonecrushingkisses 2017-03-15
What happenes to your twitter account and do you have a link to the mother load? Are there more leaks coming?
n/a InHell1979 2017-03-15
Some joker posted this. Jesus....
http://i.4cdn.org/b/1489550272422.png
n/a HitEmWTheHeinnn 2017-03-15
Talk about a boner killer. Did you notice her food is eaten up in the lower right? I did.
n/a CowsAreCurious 2017-03-15
Schumer ones are popping up, but I'll be damned if I'm the one to post them.
n/a ThePittWolf 2017-03-15
Are those the ones taken by Hubble?
n/a Sks44 2017-03-15
There's a schumer pic in the leaks. I feel like I looked into the ark of the covenant. Why didn't I cover my eyes?
n/a cbanks420lol 2017-03-15
it's from her instagram
n/a InHell1979 2017-03-15
Hortons new special isnt bad at all. Might be his best one.
IM gonna go back to watching it. Someone let me know when they drop the Marissa Tomei dump.
n/a bonniesretardsister 2017-03-15
Unless it's from 1995 who gives a fuck. I saw The Wrestler already.
n/a eastriverdriveII 2017-03-15
Thanks buddy!
n/a HookerMouth82 2017-03-15
Anyone who posts sends any of these to her on twitter is a fucking narc.
n/a mcb84 2017-03-15
Shes only 34 but already as that Madonna mix of rope-y muscle and old lady skin.
n/a doxxbrown 2017-03-15
Rhona Mitra's tits are disappointing as fuck.
n/a fyisah 2017-03-15
I have no idea who any of these cunts are.
n/a 45north_ 2017-03-15
Amanda Seyfried sucking Justin long's dick on a canoe out in the middle of some body of water is so romantic.
n/a jfral 2017-03-15
I know it's a private moment among attractive adults that shouldn't have been exposed, but preserving those images for posterity had a greater likelihood of them being embarrassed after it leaked than providing a useful, visual reminder of what a hot moment it was. Hey honey, remember when you blew me on the canoe? Let's huddle around my screen and reminisce. Don't worry, I put some unorthodox characters in my cloud password.
n/a Dannyprecise 2017-03-15
Is this real life cause I need to see this
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n/a Slateski 2017-03-15
If he's got such a long dick, how come his name is Justin? Tsss
n/a MattMattMatthew 2017-03-15
I don't even know who more than half these bitches are.
n/a jfral 2017-03-15
Alexandra Dadarrio please!
These celebs must be paranoid at all times about leaving a digital trace. Probably wondering if the array of expensive devices in their midst have been compromised. Is my smart tv monitoring my every move? It would be harder to authenticate, but it would be great if racist correspondences or statements made by the more PC-inclined ones were intercepted and exposed. The ones who put up the biggest public fronts about being tolerant are usually clandestine Klansmen. They're like the men of god who fuck boys behind the scenes.
n/a Dannyprecise 2017-03-15
She took them tig ol bitties out in True Detective fam.
n/a jfral 2017-03-15
We need some fresh visual stimuli of them. True Detective feels like an eternity ago. How are they aging? Do they still have optimum hang?
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n/a forcedhammer 2017-03-15
never even heard of her
n/a Peckahnator 2017-03-15
Who gives a shit? There's tens of thousands of hours of much better quality porn out there. Just from the side of the person wanting to jerk off to these things, they are not efficient to get to and they're shitty quality. You wouldn't put up with this from regular porn companies, yet they're an event now and we should all lose our shit? Who cares?
I also recognised 2 people at most from the list of names. The celebrity appeal is hardly there if I have to look up the bitch.
n/a Uboat1940 2017-03-15
Post the direct link to Marisa Tomei's please.
n/a maynardsabeast 2017-03-15
No Anna De Armas? She's recently taken the title as "hottest chick in the game" for me
n/a LeonDudley 2017-03-15
There are tons of girls in porn, both pro and amateur, who are better looking than any mainstream celebrity. What makes the fappening hot is the knowledge that these are things you're not supposed to be seeing. That said, Iliza seems like a slut and she posts revealing shots of herself all the time, so the bar is set pretty high to get me excited about this...like if there's a leaked video of her dildoing her asshole and then getting bukkaked, that would interest me.
n/a User_Name13 2017-03-15
Justin Long should change his name to Justin Girth.
n/a SirWallaceII 2017-03-15
How the fuck do I have a bigger dick that the dick that playboy model is sucking, Alyssa Arc.
n/a dannoomg 2017-03-15
I'm at work but do they mean Alyssa Arce?
She is a gem.
n/a SirWallaceII 2017-03-15
Yes.
makes sense.
n/a eastriverdriveII 2017-03-15
Analeigh Tipton is delightful.
n/a Peckas1 2017-03-15
Iliza is a solid 6.5
n/a cbanks420lol 2017-03-15
yessir
n/a aegrotatio 2017-03-15
Slums of Beverly Hills was a body-double. Are there others?
n/a TriangleDimes 2017-03-15
I wouldn't even say they're drama club geeks, I think that's giving a lot of them too much credit. They're literally whores. I see Scarlett Johansson and I assumed she sucked dick to get there. She's not very good and I can't imagine how she got there any other way.
n/a cbanks420lol 2017-03-15
i'll upload amanda seyfriend including justin long get his pecka sucked
n/a cbanks420lol 2017-03-15
Sorry i'm late but I put them up top for yah.
n/a telemecanique 2017-03-15
1) set HARD security questions, nothing that anyone but you can know, if the pre-defined questions don't allow custom ones (like they only have 10 to pick from) then use FALSE answers and keep track of them yourselves in a password application like KeePass or even a notebook in your locked drawer... "where were you born?" , use "motherfucking jupiter" etc..
2) your passwords need to be randomly generated strings or actual long sentences like "MyFirstDogsNameWasRichVos69"
3) treat your email that you use to sign up for things like fucking fort knox, that is the KEY to it all. For example use gmail, gmail will notify you when a new PC/system logs on, have a really tough password, try to protect the email address from public knowledge (hard to do), heck have multiples... one for communicating with fans/people/friends , but another email that you sign up for services with.
Those 3 right there will make you more secure than 99.9% of population.
Very few cloud services had actual hacks, it's generally always social engineering that gets people in, either through online "reset" password things or by calling tech support and just impersonating you, if you're nice you'd be surprised how easy it is to get them to budge when "oh I can't recall my security answers.. I'm so sorry..." , but I have access to my email, can you pleeeaaaasseeeee reset my password.
n/a arudareh 2017-03-15
Their entire job is being a human clotheshanger with an "interesting" face.
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n/a Opprobriousness 2017-03-15
I guess I got my confectioneries mixed up. Whoops.
Sorry it bothered you so much, you queer.